Hypnotists aren’t supposed to be able to make you do anything that you wouldn’t normally do, but I’ve witnessed my friend Jack doing the ‘cluck-like-a-chicken act’, and seriously… that was not normal!

Nobody’s been able to do that to me. They try... but they always fail. Sometimes they try real hard.

Guess I’m just not someone who can be mesmerized. It’s one of the things that make me so popular around the Pentagon water cooler whenever one of these tough courier missions comes up.

Nice watch you’ve got there. Swiss?