In a abandoned traditional chinese home, two people were looking for something.

"So, What happened to this friend of yours?" Lilith asked.

"She drowned over 2000 years ago..." Morrigan said, then beamed, "Perfect..."

"You brought me to China for some of your old friend's clothes?" Lilith said, "Although, cute outfit."

"I was coming up here to find you some new old clothes." Morrigan said, handing her the outfit. She then felt something.

"What's up?" Lilith asked.

"I felt my friend's essence..." Morrigan said, "However, she's been dead for years..."

A few hundred miles away, in a remote moutain range...

"Honored customer, You fall into spring where girl drown over 2000 years ago..." The guide said, as a familiar redhead broke the surface of the spring of drowned...

Nah...

Couldn't have been...

RANMA 1/2

SUCCUBUS 1/2

AUTHOR'S NOTE

This story is partially in tribute to the sheer amount of springs there apparently are in the Jusenkyo area, and partially to highlight quite how easy it is to make a simple mistake.

And yes, Ranma did fall into Spring Of Drowned Succubus in this story, even though, well, try telling the guide the girl he saw drown was a demonic seductress!

I plan to not just corrupt the storyline of Ranma...

I'm taking it straight to Hell!

Evil laughter and thunder ensue

Ahem... Also, I found that, yes, there were some needs for a rewrite.

However, I suspect that, even in canon, Ranma isn't really going after a cure after a bit.

RANMA NIBBUNOICHI (C) RUMIKO TAKAISHI

ENGLISH COPYRIGHT (C) VIZ COMICS

DARKSTALKERS/VAMPIRE (C) CAPCOM

A day or two after they left Jusenkyo, Ranma found herself encountering a young purple-haired girl in traditional chinese garb.

"Excuse me, but I need to get to the Amazon Village." She said.

"Let him..." The woman said, pointing to Genma, who was making a fairly unconvincing panda, "Go on ahead... My sister noticed your accident, and the woman who drowned in the spring was a ancestor of my clan."

"A ancestor, Huh?" Ranma said, "Look, I could get a cure for my curse in the village..."

"Look, My sister has more accurate information than the Amazons... and I'm only going to delay you for a few hours... If the cure is indeed at the village, Would you rather rush right in or would you rather check with me and my sister first, since our clan is thousands of years old as well..."

"Umm... Alright. Pops, You check with the Amazons, see if there's anything you can find out... I'll check with , in case she has some better information." Ranma said, Lilith smiling as she could sense that the potential was within this foolish boy to make a fine demoness.

I'll meet you later, if we're able to find a way to deal with your problem than some strange girl who just happens to know your curse's history. Genma signed, then headed off. Lilith chuckled in her mind.

"This is going to be too easy... His father reeks of someone who has had one too many encounters with the sins of sloth and greed, and probably is one of the devil's favorite playthings!" Lilith sent to her sister, while telling Ranma to follow her in a different direction.

"Let me see... Oh yes... I consulted with Hell, and, well, ever since a man named Happosai earned the title of Grand Master of our aqua-transsexual friend's school, It's gone from a very well honored school to one in decline due to corruption at it's core... No practioner of it has any chance of a honorable existence, and signs a virtual pact with Satan himself when they take it up!" Morrigan explained, as Lilith prepared to work on transforming the girl she saw into the seductive minx that she could be...

A short time later, Ranma and Lilith were at a expensive women's clothes shop.

"What are we doing here?" Ranma asked, "I don't do women's clothes."

"You're a woman, and women shop in these kinds of shops." Lilith said.

"I'm a guy who turns into a girl." Ranma said.

"Passport, Platinum credit card, Duplicate Birth certificate..." Lilith said, handing Ranma a stack of identification, all marked 'Ranko Aensland', and claiming she was a half-scottish, half-japanese girl.

"What the?" Ranma asked.

"Now. If you agree to do what I ask, We'll announce the discovery of a lost member of the Aensland clan, who are, well, one of the richest clans in all of Scotland..." Lilith said, "Your cursed form."

"Look... Good offer, but you said about a cure..." Ranma said.

"There isn't one... We've got every possible scroll about curses known, and Jusenkyo has plenty of ways to lock a curse, in one way or the other, temporarily, but no full-blown cure." Lilith said.

"What's your idea then?" Ranma said.

"Simple." Lilith said, picking some tight black leather pants, a shiny rose-red latex crop top and a very dark red leather jacket, as well as some lace-up half-size heeled boots, "If they don't fit at all, check the size until the crop top and pants are JUST comfortable. The jacket and boots can be fitted for normally."

"OK, What's the point of this?" Ranma asked, as she went to try on the clothing.

"You can wear stuff which could cut off circulation if you changed into a boy without trouble, since all you do is find some way to change your outfit before using the hot water." Lilith said, "Now get into your new clothes, while I find some accessories..."

Ranma walked off, grumbling about being conned. The first thing Lilith picked up, however, was a dark red leather spiked choker, and it went downhill from there...

A few hours later, Morrigan looked over Ranko, liking what she saw. It didn't help that, on the way to the meeting, Ranko had caused five people to be caught up in accidents when their eyes wandered that they'd seen.

"It's a pain to walk in this outfit..." Ranko said, "Why did I have to get dressed up in such things?"

"If you met the girl you saw in the street when you're male, what would you think?" Morrigan said.

"Probably wouldn't be thinking." Ranko admitted, "Too busy trying not to think about her."

Her mind was slightly in turmoil, partially due to the fact she'd understated how bad the problem was... When he looked at her new look from a male point of view, he realised that she was dressed to kill, metaphorically, and the problem was that the female part of his mind liked it...

"Good good... Anyway, You'd best go find your father... We'll be in touch." Morrigan said.

When Genma finally managed to escape the Amazon village, he noticed a redheaded girl, who could sink ships with how hot she was, running towards him.

"Look, I don't know what you want... but please, don't hurt me!" Genma said.

"Oops... Forgot I was wearing this..." A familiar voice said, as the girl scratched the back of her head in a familiar gesture, and Genma's eyes bugged out.

"BOY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!" He roared, while mentally telling himself 'She's my son, She's my son, She's my son...'

"Sorry... I'll get changed... Apparently, My girl side has been supressed for a long time, and she decided it would be fun to dress up..." Ranma half-lied. She then got changed into her normal clothes, and Genma calmed down...

"Son, I want you to not ever wear that again in my sight." Genma said.

"OK, Pops... How did the amazon village go?" Ranma asked.

"They have a problem with men." Genma said.

"Give me a day." Ranma said, smirking, "And I might need to wear those clothes again..."

"I hope you don't have to again."

A day later, Genma noticed Ranma come back, with his normal outfit on, and a slightly shredded jacket over his shoulder.

"Went well... And I'll need to get a new outfit in town... Me and..." Ranma said, counting on his fingers, "Fifteen of the younger amazons had fun."

"What kind..." Genma said, until he noticed that the smell of sex literally hung off Ranma, "YOU HAD SEX WITH FIFTEEN GIRLS?"

"Apparently, They are lesbians... Well, As far as I could tell they were..." Ranma said, "Although, The clothes weren't shredded due to the sex... They were shredded when I had to go on my pligrimage..."

"Pilgrimage?" Genma said.

"I joined the amazons, Pops." Ranma said, "Was either that, or explain to the village elder why her daughter is comatose and muttering about hot redheads..."

Genma sighed, although he also quietly wondered who Ranko Aensland was, and what his son was doing with her platinum credit card when they replaced Ranma's entire oufit and bought tickets to fly first-class back to Japan...