Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or any of the characters mentioned in the following story. Any complaints about plot-thieving, please consult my counsellor because she’d prove to you that I’m mentally retarded and I come up with my own stories. Thank you. :)

Summary: It began with the traditional game of King and their inner thoughts. When Sasuke and Naruto both realised what they were in for, they hadn’t thought ahead of what might happen if their feelings were releaved.

Pairings: SasukexNaruto, suggested InoxSakura

Warning: mild coarse language, smut, boy on boy action

Author’s note: Sorry guys, I haven’t written anything in ages. I’m working on the other stories I had planned, but you need to be very patient with me because I’m in the middle of the most stressful year of my life (or so they tell me… I’m not stressing as much as I should be). This is a little something I’ve been thinking of for a long time, and because I suck so much at humour, I hope this at least can make you smile a bit.

King of Two-Faces

“Oh my God, Kiba. Are you serious?” Naruto whined rather childishly. He felt a hand pat him on the shoulder and Naruto turned to glare at the expressionless Shino. Kiba leaned over Shino’s leg to poke at Naruto’s thigh tauntingly. It was the tenth round of the night after the consumption of alcohol. The tasks had become risky and perverted.

“You know the rules, man! How the hell was I supposed to know it’d be two guys?” Kiba said. ‘I’m going to tease you for the rest of your miserable life, blondie.’ His smirk grew in size.

“But I’m not gay!” Naruto cried out exasperated. ‘This is bad, this is bad, this is really bad. What if Sasuke finds out?!’

“And neither is Sasuke!” Ino interjected across from Naruto in the large circle they sat in. ‘I refuse to believe what Sakura told me. Sasuke is still mine!’ She linked her arm with Sasuke’s who frowned at the gesture. Sakura saw the action and reached across Sasuke’s back to hit the blonde girl on the shoulder.

Neji sat beside Sakura with Chouji next to him munching on a packet of chips, leaning his back on the couch. His best friend Shikamaru was lying on his stomach alongside the couches feet, Naruto sitting parallel to his stomach. Beside Naruto were Shino, Kiba and Hinata who completed the group. They formed a sloppy circle, but they could all see each other’s faces; they could all see the anticipation and excitement in each others’ eyes.

“Yeah, Naruto! Why not? It’s just a kiss.” Sakura encouraged, feeling Sasuke’s suspicious glare on her face. ‘I already know your secret, Sasuke.’ She couldn’t help but widen her knowing smile at him.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at her and turned away. ‘Damn bitch is gonna blow my cover!’

Naruto looked for support in Hinata who sat wedged between Kiba and Ino. The girl was flustered and began to nervously fidget under the blonde’s hopeful gaze.

“It’s okay, N-Naruto. It’s just a kiss…” Hinata murmured, ‘If Sakura is right about Naruto and Sasuke, then I have no right to interfere.’

Sasuke finally stood from his spot on the carpet and looked anywhere but into Naruto’s eyes. “Hurry up, Dobe, I don’t want to do this either.” He growled and pocketed his hands in his pants, ignoring Sakura’s disapproving glare. ‘I hope Naruto doesn’t realise how I feel about him with this kiss… and I wish Sakura would stop staring at me!’

“If you don’t want to, I will.” Neji suggested casually. Everyone hollered in laughter and Naruto blushed stupidly, telling his abnormal friend to shut up – it was bad enough kissing Sasuke. Neji looked up at Sasuke. ‘That’s right, Sasuke, chicken out so I can claim Naruto as my own!’

Sasuke glared dangerously at the smirking boy. ‘I’ll skin you alive if you ruin my chance, destiny boy.’

Kiba frowned at Neji. “No! I’m king! Naruto! Get up!” He shouted.

With an irritated sigh, Naruto stood with much effort. ‘If I act unwilling, Sasuke won’t find out about my feelings for him.’ He stepped closer to Sasuke who seemed to be glaring at him with heated eyes. He returned the cold stare. ‘Good, he hasn’t suspected me yet. If he ever knew, he’d hate me for sure.’

Sasuke scowled. ‘Why is Naruto so bothered about this? Would he really hate it if I ever told him I wanted this?’

“Oh, this’ll be hot!” Sakura sang. ‘Finally! Guy on guy action!’

As soon as she spoke, Sasuke connected his lips with Naruto’s, causing everyone to gasp, as well as the blonde. With his mouth open, Sasuke slipped his tongue inside and played with Naruto’s. When the tongue didn’t fight back, Sasuke opened his eyes and found the blonde staring back at him, completely stunned.

Sasuke pulled away. ‘Shit, was that too forward? He wasn’t even kissing back.’

“What the hell? That was too quick!” Kiba complained. ‘Oh. My. God. Sasuke kissed Naruto first… and with tongue!’

Sasuke shrugged, looking into Naruto’s eyes. “He wasn’t kissing back.” He muttered. ‘That’s it. He hates me now. I’ve blown it.’ He turned away, “I wanna wash my mouth now.” He dismissed himself, walking through his empty spot and out the living room door, and bolted down the corridor to the bathroom. ‘…Shit…’

Naruto stood frozen in place with his mouth still agape. The tingle across his lips left a pleasant sensation and a blush to creep up in his cheeks. ‘Did Sasuke… kiss me seriously…? Did he mean it?!’ Hope bubbled inside his chest.

“Oi, Naruto. Aren’t you going to wash your mouth? Or did you like that?” Ino asked; a confused look marring her features. ‘Wow… I think Sakura is right…’

The blonde boy chose to ignore her and followed the escaping Uchiha to the bathroom. He heard the door to the toilet slam and walked towards it. He hesitated for a moment, staring at the wooden frame. ‘Will it be awkward between us now? Is he going to pretend nothing happened?’

As he reached for the handle the door flew open and Sasuke stood facing him with a wet mouth. The two stared silently.

“… um,” Naruto began. ‘Say something, idiot! He’s going to think you’re a wuss!’

Sasuke frowned. ‘Say something, idiot! He’s going to think you’re a gay freak!’ “You sucked, Naruto.” Sasuke muttered. ‘That’s good. Now it won’t be awkward.’ He refused to acknowledge the painful thumping of his heart and walked past the blonde.

Naruto’s eyes bulged out of his head, ‘What the… Was I imagining everything?! Does he really not care?’ In confused anger, he grabbed Sasuke wrist tightly. “You did it so fast! I didn’t have time to prepare!” Naruto countered. ‘I wonder what he’d do if I told him I wanted to kiss him properly this time…’

Sasuke’s eyes narrowed slightly and his heart skipped a beat. ‘What is he saying? Any more of this and I don’t know if I’d be able to bear it.’ “Are you ready now?” He asked scornfully before leaning towards Naruto. ‘This’ll scare him off…’

Out of reflex, Naruto closed his eyes and waited. ‘Sasuke…’ He waited, but nothing came. He peered through one eye to find Sasuke nose to nose, blinking blankly at his face. ‘Huh? Isn’t he going to kiss me?’ “Sasuke? What are you doing?” The blonde asked, feeling heat rise in his cheeks.

Sasuke pulled away suddenly, an embarrassed blush lit his cheeks up. ‘What the hell? What was he doing, closing his eyes like that?!’ Sasuke looked away and cursed himself for blushing. “Just messing with your head, Dobe.” He pulled his wrist out of Naruto’s grip and left him to return to the others. ‘I should just forget about it… Nothing will ever happen between us…’

Naruto stared after him. ‘Did he really want to kiss me…? Should I just forget about it?’ He licked his lips while closing the door Sasuke had left open for him, and chased after him to resume the game. ‘Even if I have to pretend nothing happened, I’m glad I had his lips on mine at least once.’

-

Sasuke watched as Naruto sat back down in his spot. Their gaze met for a split second before Sasuke looked to the bundle of sticks in Sakura’s fist.

“Ok, let’s have one last round. It’s getting late and Hinata and I need to go home.” She negotiated and everyone agreed. ‘Damn, how am I going to get Sasuke to confess to Naruto?’

“Whoever’s King has to make the finale perfect.” Shino added as he plucked a stick from Sakura’s hand. Everyone followed suit until Sakura held the last stick.

Shikamaru smirked, “Finally,” he muttered. Everyone turned to him. “Number one give number two a lap dance.” ‘Payback for making me drink that disgusting concoction Kiba calls a health drink.’

The room fell deadly silent as each looked at their stick. Ino was the first to groan in disappointment followed by Hinata’s sigh of relief.

“Well?!” Kiba cried excited. ‘Phew! I bet Shikamaru was intending that for me.’

Sasuke sighed miserably. “I’m number two.”

“WHAT?!” Everyone turned to Naruto and Kiba burst out in laughter.

Sasuke looked up just as Naruto looked at him and the brunette’s heart skipped two fatal beats. ‘Oh… fuck. I must be either the luckiest guy or the most cursed.’

Sakura giggled. ‘Excellent.’

“Are you serious?” Shino asked suspiciously. Beside him Kiba continued to laugh hysterically, rolling around on his back.

“Why us two again?!” Naruto protested. ‘This is bad! What if I get turned on?’ A full blown blush bloomed on his face. No one missed the one on Sasuke face, too.

“It’s your destiny.” Neji said smirking. ‘Hm, guess I lose his round, Sasuke, but I haven’t lost the war, yet.’

“Sakura! Say something!” Naruto begged his friend. His mind was on overdrive.

“But I want to see it.” Sakura coaxed smiling. ‘That’s right, Naruto. I’m secretly a yaoi fangirl.’

“What?!” Naruto cried disbelievingly. ‘This isn’t happening, this isn’t happening, oh shit, this is happening.’ He watched as Sasuke stood up and avoided looking at him. Naruto gulped. ‘I may have liked the kiss a lot, but how will this turn out?’

“Go for it, Naruto!” Ino chanted. ‘Is he going to do it?’

The boy stood with much reluctance and looked at the couch behind Shikamaru. The lazy boy sat up and moved away to allow Sasuke to sit. Sasuke slumped into the cushions and rested his head back to lazily gaze up at Naruto. ‘Don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on… it’ll be very humiliating if Naruto really doesn’t like me.’

Naruto came to stand at his feet. Naruto gulped. ‘Okay, there’s nothing wrong with this. Sasuke and I are great friends. Even if my feelings for him remain silent, he’ll still be there as my friend. There’s nothing that this lap dance could do to spoil that between us… Why is he staring at me like that…? Why did he just lick his lips? Like as if he wants me to straddle him and -- WOAH! This is getting way out of hand!’

“Hurry up and get it over with.” Sasuke hissed to the blonde. ‘I wonder if this is too much for Naruto to handle… I was definitely wrong; he doesn’t like me in that way.’ He watched Naruto look back to their traitorous friends and whimpered. Sasuke grit his teeth impatiently.

Naruto sighed for the umpteenth time and slowly climbed onto the couch, gripping onto the top, hands on either side of Sasuke. When he looked down at Sasuke, he could’ve sworn he saw the other boy gulp. ‘Be subtle. Don’t make any rash movements. Don’t. Enjoy. This!’ Naruto ordered himself.

“You have to do it right, or you keep doing it.” Shikamaru stated and received twin glares from the boys. ‘That’s right. Suffer.’ He smirked.

“Just think it’s a girl and it’ll be fine.” Chouji said and was quickly hushed by the group. ‘I wonder what mum will make me for a midnight snack…’

Naruto closed his eyes and began to hesitantly move his hips on Sasuke’s thighs. ‘This is mortifying! Sasuke’s so tensed. He probably really hates me right now.’

The brunette tensed and stared up at Naruto’s shut eyes. ‘Okay, I’m okay, this is good. Nothing’s happening.’ The blonde moved closer and rested his hands on Sasuke’s shoulders to support him better. Sasuke ignored his racing heartbeat.

“Do it better, Naruto.” Shikamaru warned. The blonde squirmed.

Sasuke panicked. ‘Urgh, this idiot! I need to help him if it’s going to be quick.’ “You suck, Naruto.” Sasuke growled and grabbed the blonde’s thighs, squeezing them tightly. Naruto gasped. He kept his eyes closed.

“Shit! Help me, then.” Naruto ordered and rose higher on his knees till his groin was on Sasuke’s chest. Sasuke was quick to hide the sharp intake of breath. Naruto’s knees sunk deeper into the cushion and he was just a head taller than Sasuke now. He began to roll his stomach in waves against Sasuke’s chest and felt the tightening of Sasuke’s fingers around his thighs. He involuntarily gasped again. ‘Sasuke…’

The voices of their friends were blocked out as they concentrated on their movements. They minds focused on nothing but to keep the rhythm. Naruto vaguely heard ‘they’re enjoying it,’ and he couldn’t deny he was.

Sasuke pushed up against his chest and his fingers crawled up higher on Naruto’s thighs, barely touching his butt cheeks. Naruto sank again and now his groin was rubbing into Sasuke’s stomach. Someone let out a groan.

Sasuke lost control of his mind and shut his eyes. His hips lifted from the couch to brush against Naruto’s ass. “Fuck…” he moaned as Naruto bounced down on him. ‘Naruto…!’

“Woah! Ok, guys!!” Kiba shouted.

‘Huh?’

‘Wha…?’

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes again when Naruto stopped moving against him. He focused on Naruto’s panting chest and realised he was breathing heavily, too. “Sasuke, you can get your hands off Naruto’s ass now.” Kiba said and everyone snickered.

‘…What?!’ Sasuke’s mind processed what Kiba had said and finally realised where his hands were. He retracted them quickly as if he’d burnt them on a lit stove.

Naruto looked down into Sasuke’s eyes frowning. ‘Why now? It was going perfect…’ His eyes ran down Sasuke’s chest and lower. “Oh shit.” He muttered.

Sasuke glanced down also. “Fuck!” He cursed. They were both hard and it was evident. Sasuke looked up at Naruto immediately. ‘He got turned on by me?’

‘Why is he looking at me like that?’ “I was thinking of Hinata!” Naruto blurted out defensively and everyone laughed. Naruto turned to see the girl blushing furiously. ‘Sorry, Hinata.’ He looked back down to Sasuke who glared up at him. ‘Oh no…’

Sasuke kept staring at Naruto. ‘So he wasn’t interested after all. I should’ve known…’ Sighing in defeat, he pushed at Naruto’s chest and turned his face away. “Get off me, Dobe…” His hands fell limp by his side when Naruto took his time climbing off the sofa. When Naruto had rubbed his body so tightly against Sasuke, all the Uchiha had thought of was Naruto. He hadn’t wanted to think of anyone else.

Naruto climbed off of Sasuke slowly and reached for the cushion beside Sasuke to cover himself. ‘He sounds angry… This was a bad idea…’ He grabbed the remaining one and handed it to Sasuke who snatched it roughly. Naruto failed to hide the flinch.

“You can go jerk yourselves off in the shower if you want.” Kiba taunted and Naruto kicked him in the shoulder. Kiba just laughed. ‘Blackmail time!’

Sasuke led the way to the bathroom again with Naruto following close behind. The teenagers discarded their cushions on the loveseat in the hallway having no need to hide their tight pants from the girls anymore. They were very quiet, the mood having become so awkward that even Naruto couldn’t say anything. Sasuke opened the door and held it open for Naruto. Naruto glanced at the door then to him.

“You can go first.” Sasuke muttered, stepping away from the open door. He watched as Naruto stared into the bathroom and licked his lips slowly. The blonde glanced behind his shoulder and back to Sasuke.

“Y-you wanna come in with me…?” Naruto’s voice broke slightly.

Sasuke’s jaw tightened. “Why would I do that?” He questioned the blonde.

Naruto blushed bright pink. “Um! Well, before, I--” Naruto swallowed loudly. “Y-you said my kiss sucked, so I--” Naruto couldn’t finish since Sasuke covered his mouth with his hand to silence him. He glanced over the blonde’s shoulder twice before removing his hand and pulled the blonde into the bathroom, closing and locking the door behind him. He leaned against the door to face a very embarrassed looking Naruto. He felt sort of nervous himself.

“Finish your sentence now.” Sasuke requested softly. ‘Is he…’

Naruto squirmed, “Urgh, how can I?! It’s so embarrassing!” ‘Should I…’

Sasuke frowned, “Then, is it true that you were only thinking of Hinata when we were…” Sasuke struggled, “dancing…?”

Naruto’s eyes widened and he looked away; a blush crept up on his cheeks. “Well…”

Sasuke’s heart jumped in anticipation. “Well?!”

Naruto sighed, “Would it gross you out if I said I was thinking of you?” Naruto asked warningly. Sasuke shook his head quickly. “Seriously?!” Naruto asked incredulously. Sasuke nodded his head. “Well… I tried hard not to think about you, but when you grabbed my thighs…” he trailed off, blushing furiously, “I couldn’t control my thoughts anymore…”

‘He was thinking about me?’ Sasuke took a step forward, “Thinking about me turned you on?”

Naruto glared weakly, “Yes.” He confessed. He looked down to his feet. ‘Will he reject me, now?’

Sasuke stepped closer again. “And I said your kiss sucked.” ‘Will this end up working for us?’

Naruto frowned, “Yes, and I wanted to prove you wrong.” He admitted. ‘No holding back now.’

Sasuke stopped moving. “Then prove me wrong.” ‘He’s mine.’

Naruto pursed his lips. “Are you sure, Sasuke?”

The Uchiha nodded. “I really want you to kiss me.”

Naruto stepped forward, closing the gap between them. His breath fanned over Sasuke’s lips causing him to lick them. Naruto looked up to Sasuke even if it was uncomfortable to be so close. When their lips touched, however, both their eyes instinctively shut.

Their lips moulded against each other softly. Naruto found the warmth of the other boy’s lips pleasant. He opened his mouth just as Sasuke did the same, and he kissed him with his lips again, this time capturing Sasuke’s top lip. Shifting his head to the side slightly, Naruto deepened the kiss and concentrated on the feel of Sasuke’s tongue darting out to his lips. Naruto automatically brought his hands up and wrapped them around Sasuke shoulders to deepen the kiss further. Sasuke was quick to grab Naruto’s hips.

Naruto used his tongue this time and slid it in between Sasuke’s lips to find his tongue. When they collided, they began twirling and sucking. The kiss had just become viciously passionate. Naruto held onto Sasuke tighter and moaned into his mouth when Sasuke grinded his hips into the blonde’s groin.

Pulling away for air, Naruto threw his head back and gasped when Sasuke trailed his lips to Naruto’s jaw and sucked on a spot that turned the boy’s legs to jelly. Sasuke moved them towards the counter and pressed Naruto’s butt on the cabinet to flatten himself against his body. Two moans escaped their mouths and their lips locked into another battle. Sasuke kept grinding against Naruto’s hips causing the rough fabric of their jeans to rub pleasantly against their sensitive erections. His movements sped up when Naruto urged for more.

“Ah! Are you – uh – going to come, Sasssuke?” Naruto questioned. He gripped onto Sasuke’s butt to make him go faster.

Sasuke kissed his lips once. “Not without you.” His shoulders tensed and Naruto gasped loudly. After a final thrust, both boys released and panted exhausted.

Naruto slumped against the mirror behind him and Sasuke followed suit, resting his forehead on the blonde’s collarbone and trying to regain his breath.

Sasuke felt Naruto shift below him. “Urgh, dammit,” he muttered, “now I have to walk home with sticky pants.”

Sasuke chuckled. “It was worth it.” He lifted his head from Naruto’s chest to kiss Naruto lightly. “It was all worth it.”

“Mmm,” Naruto planted his lips on Sasuke once more before pushing him off completely to look at his pants. Sasuke stood back and watched Naruto unbutton his jeans to wipe his underwear.

“So,” Sasuke began making Naruto pause, “Where does that leave us?” He asked.

Naruto looked around himself confused. “Um, some place not awkward?” he suggested.

“Some place more than friends?”

Naruto broke out into a smile. “Some place much more than friends.” He confirmed.

Sasuke sighed through his nose and returned the smile.

-

Two ears were plastered against the door outside.

“Urgh! I can’t believe you were right about them!” Ino exclaimed handing the other girl a twenty dollar note. Her fingers brushed against Sakura’s smooth ones. ‘Damn, Sakura. But I can’t stay mad at her for long…’

“They are so gay for each other.” Sakura affirmed. She snuck a glance at Ino. ‘Now how will I tell her, too?’

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The End