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Jupetta White and the Seven Dead Dwarfs

Once upon a time there lived a princess called Harley. Everybody thought he was a girl because of his long amethyst hair, sparkling metallic green eyes and slender build. In fact, everyone hated Harley because of his outstanding gayness. Harley got his revenge by dressing like a Samurai and murdering everybody who had called him straight. Nobody knew that the hyper and gay Harley was connected to the polite and cold-blooded killer, ‘Jupetta White’.

In the neighbouring kingdom, Ash ruled his land with an iron fist. Anybody who as much as called him ‘straight’ would be murdered or hanged instantly. One day he gazed into the his Magic Mirror and chanted :

“Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,

Who is the gayest one of all?”

The mirror scoffed before replying, “ Harley is the one of course!”

Ash was shocked. “How can anyone be gayer than me? I even cross-dress on purpose!” Ash screamed to himself. “It’s the truth. He’s naturally gay, and you, as you say, purposely dress up as a girl.” The mirror said cynically, quirking an eyebrow. Ash screamed before taking out his Magical Poke-ball of Doom and throwing it at the mirror. The Magical Poke-ball of Doom exploded and sent Ash reeling. He coughed several times before lying on the floor, extremely drained. “I will kill that Harley one day…I swear on the grounds that I’ll never wear eye-shadow ever again!”

Back in the Happy Kingdom, Harley was having fun polishing his long and shiny Samurai Sword. “Oh noes, the blood from last night stained the sword a teensy-bit..” Harley lamented as he scrubbed the mentioned area harder. Three loud knocks woke him up from his daze. “Come on in, Hon!” Harley called as he stashed his sword underneath his bed.

A royal guard opened the door, bowing as he stepped closer to Harley. “I’m here representing Miss Ash Ketchum of the Pokemon Kingdom.” He took out a badge from his coat pocket. Harley’s eyes widened as he saw the symbol on the badge. “Youre…you’re….A FELLOW CROSS-DRESSER!” He hugged the guard as he recognized the badge of an official cross-dresser.

The guard cursed out loud. “ Since my secret identity has been ruined, behold my true form!” The black cloak the guard was wearing was thrown off, revealing Ash in a pink tutu.

“I will kill you once and for all, Jupetta White!” Ash screamed as he brandished his sceptre of pinkness. It let out pink lightning that crackled and flew wildly around the room, destroying the precious silk linings and gold trimmings. Harley somersaulted out of the path of one stray lightning bolt.

“ Destroying my room is one thing, but revealing my secret alias was TOO much, Hon!” Harley grabbed his sword and cut his thumb, letting the blood run down the side of the blade. His eyes glowed neon green as he dashed and sliced off the bottom of the Ash’s tutu. Ash gasped, narrowing his eyes as he shot a ball of viridian energy at Harley. “ No touchie my dress!”

Harley quirked his eyebrow as he leaped around the room, avoiding all the magic that was flying at him. He landed and stood on the ceiling, upside-down. “ You have a bald spot.”

“ What? Where? Oh no, I need to treat it right away!” Ash gasped as he teleported back to his kingdom, desperate for hair-treatment. Harley sighed in relief as he flipped back to the floor and strode over to the mirror. “ At least he’s gone. Now where was i…” Harley muttered to himself as he brushed out the knots in his hair. Grabbing a clean cloth, Harley resumed his cleaning.

“ Oh my goodness!” A voice interrupted his thoughts. He looked up and saw a palace maid on the verge of fainting. The maid pressed a button on a remote control, sounding an alarm as she ran out of the room, screaming at the top of her lungs. “ Jupetta White has killed Princess Harley!”

Harley cursed silently, leaping around the room and grabbing some of his belongings. “Tata forever, my dear sweet Happy Kingdom!” He announced as he free-falled out of his castle window, running down the length of the castle vertically. Harley used his sword as a landing and took off to the direction of Petalburg Woods, sprinting at a super-human speed. Unknown to him, a shadow was following him, stealthily hiding in the shadows. The light fell on him, revealing a cello case and rose. His voice was carried off by the wind…

“ Harley….”

The sun was setting as Harley finally stopped at a little quaint cottage by a waterfall. “I’m pooped…” Harley muttered as he pushed the door of the cottage open. “ Hello? Anybody here?”

A maid with plum-coloured hair appeared out of the doorway, scowling at the unexpected visitor. “ Who are you? An idiot?”

Harley gasped for the millionth time that day. “Another cross-dresser! I’m so lucky today! May I see your badge?” The maid sighed, tossing him a badge and continued his cleaning. “Shinji…is it?” Harley squinted at the miniscule words on the badge. “ And Shinji, isn’t this the house of the Seven Dwarfs? So where are the Dwarfs?’

Shinji gestured to the huge tablet at the farthest corner of the room. “ They all died when they tried to kill these monsters. Was really sad, they didn’t even stand a chance…they were mashed Dwarf in one second.”

Harley covered his mouth with his hand, tears filling his eyes. “That’s so..sad!” Shinji sighed yet again, crossing his arms. “I’ve been here ever since, keeping the cottage clean. If I ever see them again…I will murder them with my own two hands!” Harley backed away from the homodicial maid, inching into the kitchen. Suddenly, the wall of the kitchen exploded, sending Harley and Shinji flying. A dart flew and stabbed Harley in the neck, drugging him. Not before long Harley was out cold, lying perfectly still on the tiled floor. A long, shrill cackle was heard from the outside, before a pink ribbon flew into the kitchen.

Shinji sighed as he wrapped Harley’s body in silk and put him into a glass coffin. The pink ribbon was tied around his forehead, like a tiara, amethyst hair like a blanket for his cold body. “Another day, another death…I could take the job as a Coroner sooner or later…” Shinji muttered to himself. A shadow rose up from the floor, shocking him. It melted, leaving a green-haired boy with a cello case behind.

“And who are you? Not another Idiot?” Shinji repeated, a scowl on his face. The boy sighed, strolling to the coffin and opening the lid. “Harley…how could you leave me like that..” The boy whispered, tears rolling down his cheeks. He was just about to kiss Harley when suddenly Harley banged his head, making the boy collapse on the floor.

“ Haha! Fooled you sucker!” Harley cackled as he stepped on Drew’s body. Drew turned over and glared at Harley. “And you were supposed to be meek?”

Harley flipped his hair, replying in a proud tone. “ Those were my ancestors, Drew. And I do what the author says, anyway.”

Drew sighed, rubbing his temples. “Isn’t this supposed to be Snow White? And isn’t this supposed to be a happy ending?”

Harley took out his sword and threw it at the farthest wall. It pinned something to the wall and a squeak was heard. The illusion was dropped in a flurry of pink magic and Ash was there, a blowpipe and some blowdarts in hand. “Oops…” He said, smiling sheepishly.

“ Die!” Harley screamed as he stabbed Ash through his chest, ramming him straight through the wall. Ash choked and coughed out blood, writhing in pain.

“No…my-k-kingdom…” Ash gasped before falling limp. Harley poked his body before announcing, “ He’s Dead!”

Drew hugged Harley, grabbing him as they leaped out of the house and into the woods.

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“ Now theres you’re Happy ending.”

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