Ok I did a poll and this is the story that (21 lol) people wanted. It was the majority, which is a little detrimental to my self esteem T.T But I only just started writing yaoi! There is still time! YOSH!

WARNINGS: OOCness, good OOCness. Sasuke in a doctor’s outfit, Naruto in a nurse’s outfit, dirty deeds with novelty doctor’s equipment, SasuNaru LEMON… CAKE!

DISCLAIMER: Has Sasuke come back yet? No? Is Deidara alive? No? THEN I DON’T OWN NARUTO. Now let me rape this pin up of Kakashi in peace…

NOTE: Um, this is pretty much pointless smut with an act to spice it up. And look at my profile and see the number of stories I have waiting to be written, I got all the ideas already.

BTW: About half of this is written at 12 in the morn so… Please forgive me, blame it on MS Word. It doesn’t seem to pick up grammar mistakes eg. “He holded him” should be “He held him” but it doesn’t pick it up TAT.

Naruto grinned inwardly as he opened the door. He put on the most pathetic, innocent look he could and poked his head around the door, “You called, doctor?”

Sasuke smirked from behind the desk in their study. He eyed his blonde dobe from head to toe.

Naruto was clad in a nurse’s outfit. A female nurse’s outfit. It took a lot of persuading from Sasuke to get Naruto into the costume, but it was totally worth it.

Naruto wore a tight fitting white nurse’s dress that was not loose enough to hang off of him and not tight enough to strangle him and show off his abs.

His hair which had grown longer over the years had been tied into two loose pigtails that rested lightly on his shoulders. A nurse’s cap with a small red cross in the middle crowned his head.

Sasuke spared Naruto the torture of stretching fishnets to cover his legs, so he made up for it by making him wear high heeled shoes. Naruto had begged for hours not to go stiletto and had agreed to do whatever kinky foreplay Sasuke wished.

Boy was he going to enjoy this.

Sasuke leaned forward in his chair and rested his elbows on the desk still smirking, “Why yes, could you please come closer nurse.”

Naruto shivered from the voice Sasuke used; it promised sexual satisfaction, entertainment and little disappointment.

He sauntered over to Sasuke, stepping one foot in front of the other.

Stopping in front of the desk, Naruto sat side on to Sasuke on the desk and leaned his body over the timber so he was nearly nose to nose with Sasuke, “Do you require my assistance?”

Sasuke pushed back from the desk and stood up, giving a great view for Naruto.

Sasuke wore nothing but boxers, a white doctor’s coat that was open all the way down and a stethoscope hanging loosely from his neck. A shiny badge that read ‘Dr. Uchiha’ was pinned to the pocketed on the coat.

He was already pitching a slight tent.

Sasuke scratched his chin, “Indeed I do. You see… I’ve heard that you’ve been flirting with the other doctors lately.”

Naruto batted his eyelashes, “Little ‘ol me? Who ever told you such a thing?”

Sasuke smirked; oh his dobe was good. He played the part to a tee, “My own two eyes, I saw the way you whispered into the other doctors’ ears, the way you lean in close to them, the way you place a hand on their shoulder.”

“Like this?” Naruto hopped off the desk and walked over next to Sasuke. He leaned in close and placed a hand on Sasuke’s shoulder. He whispered into his ear, “So why should this be your concern?”

“Oh it is very much my concern. As my head nurse I think your health is very important.”

“My health?”

“Yes, you wouldn’t believe the illnesses you could catch from touching all these doctors; didn’t you learn this in medical school?”

Naruto smirked, “I’m sure they tried to teach me,” Naruto tugged at the stethoscope, “But the teacher didn’t interest me.”

Sasuke snaked an arm around his dobe’s waist and leaned in close to his ear, “Hmm… Still, I want to give you a thorough check up.”

Naruto smirked, “Oh I’d appreciate that.”

“First, I’ll check for anything strange on the outside of your body.” Sasuke started to feel his dobe up, groping him at different points.

Naruto held Sasuke’s shoulders softly as the latter trailed his hands up the body of the former.

Naruto let out a long moan as Sasuke massaged his ass cheeks, tensing each time Sasuke tweaked a bit of flesh through the fabric.

Sasuke pulled Naruto forward and both could tell the other was aroused. Naruto jerked in surprise when Sasuke slipped his hand up his dress a cupped his balls, grabbing his crotch after playing with them.

Naruto’s dress began to ride up as he pushed forward into the hand. His gripped tightened on his raven lover’s shoulders as he grinded his erection into the palm.

He glared in protest when the heated hand was removed but kept quiet when a finger was placed on his lips.

Sasuke chuckled, “There doesn’t seem to be any lumps around your body. Maybe I should check your throat.”

Naruto cocked his head to the side and smiled as Sasuke leaned forward and pressed their lips together. They slowly moved with each other before curious tongues pried open lips and explored each other’s mouths.

Naruto gripped Sasuke painfully as he was tilted backwards and to the side as Sasuke shoved his tongue deeper into his mouth. Naruto tried to make some sort of sound but it was completely smothered by Sasuke’s eager tongue which had traveled even deeper, nearly forcing itself down his throat.

Naruto bucked upwards into Sasuke’s hips as Sasuke held his ass cheek with one hand under his dress. Naruto was forced to breathe through his nose as Sasuke dipped him further and massaged the back of his tongue.

Sasuke drew back slightly and lapped at the roof of Naruto’s mouth. Having gained some control over his tongue, Naruto began pushing out the foreign object until it was out of his mouth and he could breathe properly again.

Naruto and Sasuke panted, still embraced with each other. Sasuke looked down at Naruto with hazy eyes, breath still coming out in short pants, “Nothing wrong with… your throat… Let’s give you… a whole body… check.”

Naruto could only nod as Sasuke claimed his mouth once again in a deep, sensual kiss. He hooked his arms around Sasuke’s neck, bringing him closer as his teme started to undo the clasp on the dress near the nape of his neck.

He heard it click and felt the zipper of his dress go down as they continued making out. The kiss broke as Sasuke pulled the fitting dress over Naruto’s head; his nurse’s cap coming loose and hang limply in his hair. Sasuke threw the dress to the opposite side of the room and stopped Naruto’s hand from taking off the cap.

Naruto looked at him questioningly, “Shouldn’t this go?”

Sasuke smirked, “There’s a policy; you must wear that at all times.”

Naruto returned the smirk, “But there’s no policy about wearing clothes at all times?”

“Exactly.”

Naruto’s hands shot up to Sasuke’s shoulder as he grabbed a hold of his erection and groped his ass. He pushed thrust into the hand wrapped around him when it refused to move, “T-Teme hurry up!”

Sasuke merely tsked, “Is that anyway to address your superior?”

Naruto gave a squawk of surprise when he was roughly bent over the desk. Sasuke draped his body over him and gripped his erection again. Sasuke sighed, “Hmm it seems you do have some sort of illness after all.”

Naruto peered over his shoulder, “And what would that be doctor?”

Sasuke smirked into his dobe’s shoulder, “It would seem that you have ‘Sexy Dobe-itis.” (1)

Naruto paled and looked Sasuke in the eye, “Is that the best you got?”

“Shut up you sexy dobe, that’s all I could come up with when I’m so hard.”

Naruto rolled his eyes, “Some genius you are.”

Naruto shivered as a finger teased his hole, “Now, now, we don’t want any more diseases. I think I might have to give you an injection.”

This time Naruto spun around so his back was pressed into the desk and he faced Sasuke. He looked a little pale, “In-Injection?”

Sasuke nodded, mirth clearly plastered across his face, “Yes injection.”

“I don’t want an injection.”

“Injection or no ramen this week.”

“A week is noth-”

“No ramen for a month.”

“Pssh, I’ve done it be-”

“Dobe, don’t make me push it to half a year.”

Naruto scowled at his lover. After receiving but a blank stare he sighed and nodded his head, “Just get on with it.”

Sasuke smirked, “Don’t worry, you’ll enjoy it.”

Naruto squirmed a bit as the stethoscope still hanging around Sasuke’s neck dug into his chest when his lover reached over him and filed through his desk drawer.

Naruto’s eyes widened as Sasuke brought out a large novelty syringe and a bottle of lubricant, “What the fuck is that?”

Sasuke’s smirk widened, “You’ll see.”

Sasuke unscrewed the cap on the bottle of lubricant and chucked it over his shoulder. He put the syringe into the bottle and pulled up the handle, causing the gel like liquid to flow into the hollow tube.

As Sasuke was filling the syringe, Naruto lazily played with the stethoscope after assuming that novelty item would be inside him sometime soon.

He untangled it from Sasuke’s neck and fitted the ear pieces into his ears as Sasuke had just about filled the tube completely.

Naruto held the chest piece above Sasuke’s heart.

He smiled, “Teme did you know your heart is going a mile a minute? It feels like it’s gonna beat right out of your chest.”

Sasuke set the syringe down on the desk and gazed into his dobe’s eyes. They held so much emotion, and it was all for him.

Sasuke gave a small smile and leaned down to Naruto’s chest. He lapped at a collarbone, earning a soft moan before he laid his ear against Naruto’s heart, his gaze unfocused as he faced the door, “So is yours.”

They stayed in that position for a moment as Naruto lazily drew circles on Sasuke’s clothed back.

He looked down at the black head of hair, trailing his hand up the back and threading them through the spikes.

Sasuke sighed at the feeling and lifted his head up coming face to face with Naruto.

Naruto leant forward and placed a kiss on the other’s lips, his own moving against the other’s as he threw the stethoscope onto the desk behind him. It skidded before falling off the other side. (2)

Sasuke pushed his tongue into action and gripped Naruto’s sides as nearly pushed him onto a lying position on the table.

Naruto’s face screwed up in pain as the edge of his desk dug into his spine and tried to push his lover off him.

Sasuke seemed to notice the other’s discomfort and broke the kiss, spinning him around so he was once again bent over the desk.

Sasuke draped himself over the body again and caught Naruto’s chin in his hand and twisted it towards him.

He captured Naruto’s mouth again and even though the position wasn’t exactly the most comfortable, he returned the kiss, lapping at Sasuke’s mouth until he couldn’t breathe.

Sasuke pulled away panting and reached over Naruto’s shoulder the grab the syringe, “Relax dobe, it’s just like a dildo.”

Sasuke squirted a bit of the lubricant directly upwards so that it dribbled down the syringe. He coated the novelty item while blindly searching for the near empty bottle of lubricant.

Once he had located it, he used what was left in the bottle on Naruto’s quivering entrance.

Sasuke kissed Naruto’s shoulder blade, “Relax dobe, I won’t use my fingers.”

Naruto nodded and pressed most of his weight onto the desk. His face screwed in slight discomfort as the syringe entered him, going all the way until it just touched his prostate.

Sasuke waited for Naruto to adjust, lightly running a finger around the ring of muscles as they loosened up around the syringe.

Naruto pushed back experimentally and groaned loudly when the tip pushed harder against his prostate, “Fuck teme are you gonna sit there all day?”

Sasuke blinked as he seemingly came out of a daze, possibly brought on by the extremely erotic site before him.

He chuckled, “I could if you were bouncing up and down on top of me while –”

“Yeah, yeah,” Naruto rolled his eyes and laughed, “Could you stop saying perverted crap and fuck me already?”

“All in good time dobe.”

Sasuke pulled the syringe out partially and pushed it in again, this time purposefully missing Naruto’s prostate.

Naruto moaned and tried pushing back but Sasuke grabbed a hip before he could, “Teme... get on with it!”

Sasuke thrust the syringe in a few more times before trying to find the prostate again.

When Naruto arched into the desk, he pulled out slightly and tried aiming for the gland but not touching it.

Sasuke watched the display before thinking about something for a while.

Naruto was about to complain when he was once again spun around, the desk edge digging into his back again.

Sasuke dropped down to his knees, hand still holding the syringe lodged inside his lover.

He lowered his head and gave a tentative lick to the head of Naruto’s penis.

Naruto moaned and threaded both hands into his lover’s hair. He gripped the hair harder when Sasuke dropped his head even lower and licked the underside of his dick from base to tip, using his tongue to play with his slit. He tried bucking up but Sasuke’s other hand found it’s way onto his hip again.

Sasuke took the head into his mouth and sucked, his lover letting out a deep moan of approval.

He placed a thumb on the handle of the syringe…

…And pushed.

Naruto cried out as a constant jet of liquid hit his prostate and a hot mouth starting sucking on his shaft.

He desperately thrashed about, the hands threaded through raven hair now had the desk edge in a death grip. His fingers scratched the surface, marring the polished timber.

Sasuke began bobbing his head as he continued pushing the lubricant out of the syringe and into Naruto.

When the tube was almost empty, he took as much as he could into his mouth and sucked hard as he pushed the handle harder than what he had been doing.

With the heat and pressure around his cock with the added bonus of prostate stimulation, Naruto came with a loud cry of his lover’s name. His seed flowed in waves into his lover’s mouth and Sasuke swallowed as much as he could.

When Naruto came down from his high, his breath still coming out short, Sasuke licked the remaining cum on his chin and around Naruto’s dick as he pulled out the syringe.

The lubricant trickled out of Naruto’s entrance and down his thighs, thoroughly coating his hole.

Sasuke smirked, “You didn’t warn me this time.”

Naruto scowled playfully, “Asshole… YOU didn’t warn ME.”

Sasuke laughed good naturedly as he caught Naruto’s mouth in another kiss.

Their tongues rolled together and Naruto moaned at the taste of his essence.

He pulled away and stared up at his lover with a playful smile and half lidded eyes, “So what now doctor?”

Sasuke went along and brought a thoughtful finger up to his chin, tapping it as he pondered, “Hmm well I guess I’ll have to check if the vaccination worked.”

Naruto’s eyes drooped shut, smile still firmly in place, “Mmm and how do we do that?”

Sasuke dropped his boxers, leaving his doctor’s coat still on, his doctor’s bade shimmering under the light, “Like this.”

Their lips locked in another kiss before Naruto could admire Sasuke’s manhood.

He felt it nudge against his own and he began to harden again. He ran his palms up the bare back as two hands massaged his ass, a daring finger probing his entrance once in a while.

Once Sasuke knew Naruto was completely stiff, he spun his dobe around again and bent him over the desk once more.

Naruto groaned, “Teme any more spinning and I’ll cum out of my mouth.”

Sasuke stopped for a moment and looked down at his lover.

Naruto peered over his shoulder and looked up to Sasuke’s blank face, “What?”

Sasuke was blank for a moment before a face that seemed to ask ‘what the fuck?’ was put on, “Dobe, how the hell do you cum out of your mouth?”

Naruto blinked and tilted his head in thought, “I dunno well… Maybe if I attached my-”

“NO what I meant was why did you think of such a thing?”

“Oh! Well I was gonna say hurl but I didn’t want to ruin the mood and I wanted to cum so I used that instead.”

“…”

“What?”

Sasuke sighed, “Dobe, I don’t know how you did it, but you made me even hornier.”

Naruto opened his mouth just in time to have it devoured by an eager Uchiha.

Naruto arched his back, tongue still caught in Sasuke’s mouth as the head of Sasuke’s dick entered his slowly.

Sasuke tried to hold onto the kiss as he sheathed himself inside Naruto’s tight heat but he couldn’t help his head from dropping down, bangs falling in front of his face.

Naruto moaned and Sasuke groaned as the organ was pushed in deeper.

Naruto’s forehead thumped against the desk as Sasuke’s dick made it all the way in and arched up briefly as it made contact with his prostate.

Sasuke turned to the side and left butterfly kisses all along Naruto’s shoulder blades as he braced his hands on each side of Naruto on the desk. He began sucking on a tan neck, “You... ready for this... Nurse... Uzumaki?”

Naruto smiled despite the shiver than ran through is body, “Yes... Doctor Uch-”

As Naruto was talking, Sasuke had pulled out and slammed back in. Naruto cried out as his prostate was hit directly, the desk edge digging into his stomach.

Sasuke had his head bowed as shivers racked his body. He pulled out once again and push back in slower. He pulled out and started a rhythm with Naruto as he pushed back on each thrust in.

Sasuke groaned and panted into Naruto’s ear as he brought a hand off the desk and wrapped it around Naruto’s painfully hard manhood.

Naruto moaned at the feeling and thrust into the hand when Sasuke pulled out, pushing back when Sasuke pushed back in.

Both males panted heavily as their pace became faster, the lubricant doing an excellent job.

Naruto groaned as Sasuke began going at an almost animalistic speed, the latter placing the a hand on a tanned hip as the other continued pumping the stiff organ.

Naruto began bucking wildly at the sensation of being penetrated and having something stroking his member.

Sasuke felt his climax nearing as he pumped Naruto faster, squeezing a little harder when he got to the tip.

Naruto’s eyes widened as Sasuke started to shallowly thrust in and out, the head of Sasuke’s dick hitting his prostate hard each time.

“Oh Kami Sasuke! I’m- I-”

“Do it.”

“SASUKE!”

Naruto arched into Sasuke’s hand as he came hard, his seed spurting out in waves.

Sasuke continued to thrust shallowly as he felt his lover clench around his manhood, “NARUTO!”

Sasuke pushed in completely and held himself there as he came.

Naruto shuddered as he felt Sasuke’s cum fill him and mix with the remaining lubrication.

Sasuke collapsed on top of Naruto, pushing him into the desk. Naruto reached around and grabbed the back of the collar on Sasuke's doctor's coat and fisted it as he tried to take it off.

After regaining his breath a little, Sasuke reached over and pulled his desk chair under him.

He pulled out, earning a soft groan from Naruto and sat down heavily on the chair.

Naruto felt his lover’s seed and the lubrication seeped out of his hole and trickle down his thighs.

Sasuke pulled Naruto down on to his lap and embraced him tightly. Naruto wrapped his arms around his teme’s neck and buried his face in raven hair. He pushed the coat over pale shoulders and it stayed on Sasuke's elbows.

Sasuke unlatched his arms and shrugged off the coat, letting it pool on the chair. He threaded his hands through golden locks and played with the nurse's cap still on Naruto's head.

Sasuke smiled into a tan shoulder, “There’s a problem dobe.”

Naruto blinked and looked down into the smoldering eyes of his lover, “What is it?”

“I don’t think you’ll ever be cured of Sexy Dobe-itis.”(3)

(1)Don’t worry, it isn’t contagious. It only seems to affect blonde ninja’s who wear orange named Naruto and are called dobe’s by their possessive lovers named Sasuke.

(2) Sorry, I had to add in some fluff :) ….. What? I thought it was cute!

(3) Did I mention it is incurable?

Oh and I was gonna do bondage with bandages, but I used bondage in my last two oneshots so I skipped it P: That idea came from darkalbino's story 'Appointments Are Fun'... GO READ IT

Sorry to anyone who reads ‘The New Transvestite In Town’… School in like five days then camp, so… expect it next week, I don’t have inspiration for that yet :( BUT YOU MIGHT GET A ONESHOT! :D

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