|Tales of the Spageti Womna
Author: Mr T WOOOOOOOO PM
HAY GUYS WERRRRRRRRRE BACK! bigg thanx to all the relly kewl peple on YT and Gogle who love us so much we LOVE U 2! lots more addenture in teh new chaptre and more chatpers to come stay tooned!Rated: Fiction T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 07-27-12 - Published: 04-23-08 - id: 4215599
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one friday evening, Samus, Ridly, Levi and Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) were havinga slumber party at levis howse. Samus startsed off the evnig conversation with blasting a can of clothe snakes at levi.
levi wasnt the britest and yelld "O SNAKES!!" and everyone laughd esept for levi who was to scared cause there were snakes on him but there really wernt because they were just clothe snakes and there not rel. Samsu inteligantly ppointed out "there not real levi!!" and everyone laughed and laghed and laughed
HAHAHA. Lei shook of the snaks and tried to regayn his compusure. 'So', he sniffed hottily, ' what shal we do?' Ridley piped up " wel, I think Mr T (WOOOOOOOOO) brot a Weegee bord with hIM.' Mr. T (WOOOOOOOOO) wordlely and coollly pulled out a board, and the group gaysed in aw.
Mr T (WOOOOOOOOO) was to cool to be an awe ovr the wegee bord becase he have it for along time and it ws nuthing spacial. Levi yeled esxtatticaly "i wanna try i wana try I wann trY!" and evryone lauged as usual bcause levik was a clown well not a reel clon but just a real funy guy!! "what the H - E - duble hokey sticks is a Weege boerd??" sames asked shyle.
everyone gigled, even samsus, becasue you kno its hard to resist sometimes with your friends and ridley who is extradinarly hott Ridley answered kindly, "It's a board that leets you talk to dead people who have moved on to beynond this life" (because wat we have bin is wat we are). Samsu looked down dobutfuly at the mustachioed itallian on the bored, "prove it!" she scophed,
"well ill ned a vulonter! Ridley sad and Mr T (WOOOOOOOOO) knoded in agremant. levi had alway ben teh but end of evry joek so he was liek "givee me a shot ill shwo u that my ansectors thnk im amazng and will chnge the world!!" Everyon lookd too Leiv whpo semed to be very sdur of hmsefl. "okay then lets gve it a wrl!!" every on watchd cloesly and escitedily.
ther was complete silnce. Levi set his ladylike, well-moisturzed hands on that moving bit on a weegee board (you now the one), and called out in a daramtaci voice: "OH HELO THAR, MY DEAD DUSTY CORPSEY ANSESTERS! SPEAK, THAT I MAY BENEFIT FROM YOUR KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE YOU AR DED AND THEREFOR BY DEFAULT WISE AND KNOLEDGIBLE ABOUT THE LAYDEEZ." slowy, it spelt : "I" "H" "O" "P" "E" "SHE" "MADE"
There ws a suden soudn and evryone jumpd at it aand Levi fel back form the weegee baord scared. once everyon relized it was nuthing they al laughd at Levi fr beign such a frady cat. Levi growld becase he was angry and shot bac wiht venom in ihs voice "dont u guy make fun of me!1 i am about to receve the informtoin frm my ded ansectors that will chnge my life forevr!"
at that, Mr. T (WOOOOOOOO) razed his godly fists to the ski and seesed the cumoshion. Levi resoomed his trance-like stayed. the letters cam, "L' 'O' 'T' 'S' 'A' 'SPAGHETTI' (lol, that takes a while. pretend it was one by one, jeez, cool down, buddy ) Of a sudden, the board expldoed into flams and sent that plastic dealie flying threw Levi's expretly-aplied eye shadow. Fortunately, he was ok.
Everyon was scred now because the bord was everwher and it was flamingn and everyon was so scraed that they didnt se Mr T (WOOOOOOOOO) hid the firecraker box behidn his bac!! ikt was just a prank but no one new and so they contineud to run arond afrad and then Samus saw the box and samrtly surmiesd "You blew it up so Levi woudlnt no the spageti womna was!!" everyon looked at him hatefuly
Riedly and samus sncuk off and kisset and shared chocalte chips in the shrubbery for awille, wille lEvi sat and pionderd what had become of the spageti womna he had longed for all his liff. Once ridley and Samus had come back, Dumebeldore stopped by the door to drop something off for Levi. GUESS WHAT IT WAS?
Levi took the bxo off into the croner adn evry one was corius adn he looked insidxe and Mr T (WOOOOOOOOO) cuold se he was relly happy (he was relly preseptive like thta) but then-the niose! it was back! Levi was so scraed he snaped the box shut. Noone cared abuot the sound adn cept aksing Levi wat was in the box but he wsa so scarde he culdnt spoke! "THATS TH SOUND OF DETH!' LEVi proclamed!
"Cumon Levi, don't be a chichken and open te box!' ridley emoted. Sumas lookd at Ridley, impresed by his manly wayss and hoping she might be praegenant by him later./ Levi braecd himslef and peelked iside the box: ther was a dramtic noise, and a charcter looking starligly like Ridley emergde!
"ARE U TEH SPAGETI WMAN BECAUS THE DED TLOD US THTA'D SOMEON WSE HOPIGN U MAID LOSSA SPEILNBERG ADN THEN WE GTO THIS BOX MISTERIUSLY FRM UR GOOD FRENID DUMLBEDOOR ADN I RELLY WANT TO KNO!!" LEVI YELLED!! no one eles was ecitde -just shcked!! it was nother ridles!! The impaster RIdley siad "No i wsa ment for Samsu bcause im her reel love!" and Samus knew it was true!!
(SUSPENSE)alrite guise, tat's the end of Chapter 1. I have to finsh my project on poerty for class tomorrw, so i'll write sum more later for yas! LUV YOUU ALL
SSSLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPPP Nathaniel slurpd as he sucked it all up complte wiht two balls. it was to much for him thou, and he ended up spitting it out in a graet heap. "Cant hold in ur spagetti nathaneil?!" Brutus chided chidedly. Nathaniels eyes scuinted at the chide remark that he had sad so chidedly. "Keep yuor chide remarks too yourslf!" he cheded back.
After watching the spectlcae for a long minutes, Captain Falcon decided to cent in his two chips: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yah Nathanel dont be a looser" (Captain Falcon was an old gy, but noone really know because nhe kept his helmlet on all the time, lol) Nathaniel lloked at the mess he'd made and couldnt but think that the effort was completylt effortless and without a points.
"Well thats enouh diddle dadling to last us a me a entire monht" brutsu chided now lets get goign unless you want late!" The thre haeded off at once for none of them didnt want to not be late. They left the place they were in (couldtn think of any thign dont su!! lolthx) and haeded off to Samuss house. "if were late Levi is going to nock my pony sideways with his late again!" then they got stoped!
before them stood my internet bf, Vejita90914life, who had a ball in each hand of energy ball and about to enter lvl 4 supersayan! H esaid in his awesome, sexii voice: "MY POWER IS INFINITE I HAVE A POWER LEVEL OF A BIG NUMBER! GIVE ME YUOR POKEMON CARDS OR" but before he even had to finish, the fraidycats had dumped ther pokemon crads in a pile of cards before him. then they ranranrarnarnarnarnna to samuss's place.
They wntered quikly without thinking and then raelized it was dark and spoky/. There was a suond,a faint scary oen coming from deepier in the hose and each could fell as there balls qiute literaly shriveled at the scary comotoin. THEN THEY WERE ATACKED!! everyone ran around in the near complte darknes and ran into eachother scraming! And then the lights came on-and it was Levi!!
there was a drak darkness to his eyes as he spoke darkly "my spageti womna was taken from me in aeges past. on emaong you is the one resposnislbe for my loaws. there as aanother evil sounds and somebosy sceraemed BOB SAGET and levi disappeared into disappearance. captain falcon, being older and more manly, took chrage and said bravaely "lets get to the bottom of this, mystery cruuuu!"
Then sudenly as suddeny as Levi had suddenly surprised them they were suddenlt evneloped in darknes again!! Nathaniel stumbld forawrd, after Brutus acidently nocked him from behind (no inuando intended!!) and hit right in to some knd of horrdi craetur. "He cried "Halp! Help! Theres an evl crae-- but he was cut off as he vanished. "What are just you is happen?!" Falcon creid!
suden;y , Brutus rememberd he had a magic flashlight ( he onyl just remembed iit because the magic only elts you know aobut it when you ened it and also its invislebe. it's just magic!) he turned on the mag he took out the flashlight and turn iet on and he porfessionaly navigated it towards the staricaes down to he basement. and saw A BIG AWFUL TAIL retreting into the depths of the depthy dark. 'THAR SHE BLOWS" he cried, and they ran off after it!
Giuded by they're magic flashlite, they reseded into the dephts of the dank basement. "SHOW YOUR SCAYLE HIED YOU MONSTER! OR WELL FIND YOU AND TAKE YOUR AND US THEY FIND DIE!" BURUTS YELED WILDTLY! Thye herd a yelp from the side and swiveld around to see what it was!! And they managed to catch a glimpse as what was revaeled to be some kind of twisted Rydly envelopd Nathaneils haed with its masive maw and crushed it with a sikenign crack!!
captain flacon grabbed a hold of brtutsts's folds (of his shirt, he's not a fattie like you! jk, lmao) and they ran nto they base,ent...figuring that the what they had just seen would be know worse than wht had gon downstars and maybe it oculd lead them to a clue as to why THIS CRAZY STUFF WAS HAPNING ON. brutus through his flahslight about and saw a bodacious grrl hudleded in the corner - it was Sausmus!
"SAMSIES!!" BRUSUT CREID!! "WUT IS HAPENING!? NATHIENIEL IS DAD!" seh looked up at them with tires in her eyes "ITS THE EVIL RIDDLEYS!! HE IS FITING EVERYON AND SAYS HE LOVS ME AND I KNO I LOVE HIM AND I THINK REAL TIDLEY IS DEAD UPSTARS BUT I CANT KNO FOR SURE (dont worry hes 2 sexy too dei!!) AND IM ALL TRON UP INSYDE AND IM SCARED AND I JUTS WISH THAT THIS CONFUSING SPAGETI MADNESS DIDNT SHOE IN THE WEEGE AND BLOW UP IN FACES RUIN LIVES AND RIDLEY LOVE CONFUSEION I NEED HELLP!!"
They hared stomping behind them and so they ran without looking back, well Brtues did but FGalcon had heard enough and with a blod curling cry he cacophoned "FALCON PNUCH!" as he swing around and he hit evil riddley right betwen the beedie eys! Evil RIdely flew back intoi the wall mpotionless. "NO MY TRUE LOVE!!1" SAMSU CREID jsut before she grabed a vase and smashed it over falcnos head
brtues lUnged ouver and grabbed Samsuses hands so she couldn't reach antihgn else heavy to smack the captain arudn with, and she said FOUR WORDS that would change some fgt's life: "RIDLEY WAS PREGAENT" but Brutus new better, he said knolwedbkegesaifaushfifdasdoly (i'll spell it right later) "that was evil ridley samsu!! A good Ridlet must be around somewhere,
But it semed no answers wuold be frothcomign -just then Levi barged in riding a flaming chariot like his omish brethran did! He pionted a pointie sord at Brutles and clamed "you robed me of tjhe spaghti womna! Now you will die by my hand!" Everyon gasped, includign Natheniel who had just returnde form the bathroom. "IS THIS THE ENED OF BRUTUS?!" SUMUS EXCLAMED!
ALRIGHT THATS IT!! sory i was a bit rushed one tree hlil is comign onin a second and I didnt want to miss it check back soon R&R!! hugsnluvsnkisses!