Slashers R Us

I can't tell you my name! You would kill me! And whether I want that or not is debatable...

1. If you could have a pet, would it be a dog, cat, or fish?

Nancy suxs...

I'm out!

FREDDY:

Now what makes you think I'd do that?(polishes blades with "QUICK SLICE")
Dog...I've always wanted a dog...
Totaly.

ryuk x kitty

frankie: o yes (sexy smile)

FREDDY:

(they go back in the closet for over 2 days)

maccus lover

me: let me get this, Pinhead is a yesterdays killer, lets say he got replaced by Imhotep and if I could replace Fred, that would be...Meg but I cant replace Fred, he is too awesome and Meg is way to big for me like...30 feet

FREDDY:

You would replace me with the robot?...
That's just cold...

ChristinaDeath666

Freddy, your more funny than scary. Actually, if I wound up face to face with you, I'd probably be scared so I guess I should just be a kiss so I don't have to suffer the Almighty Freddy Krueger's Wrath in my dreams. Anyway, can my friend paint your boiler room pink and put butterflies and flowers everywhere?

FREDDY:

Yeah you better be kissing my ass if we meet face to face cuz I don't take kindly to those who say I'm not scary.
If she tries it, you will BOTH end up in my closets which I shall combine to create a sex/torture chamber!

A Black Heart's Rose

Hey sexy!
YAY! I get to go on and on about DDR now! (well, maybe not on and ON...) Do you even know what it is? Have you played? Can you pass heavy songs?? um...do you like the poorly remade American songs, the japanese pop songs, or the crazy techno songs best? and what, if any, is your favorite song and character? Mine's evil Zukin from Extreme. and...i don't have a fave song, I like them all!
To change topic, how 'bout this saturday for Sweeny Todd?
-hugs&kisses-

FREDDY:

Whats DDR??
Umm...No??
Swenney Todd. That I understand. Sure. Johnnys great, why the fuck not?

Ghostwriter

(Accepting high-five) Krueger, I'm ALWAYS on your side. Unless it involves Rod or Joey, but that's a different set of blades. Not sure if this has been asked before, if so, ignore. But, what ever happened to Jesse and Lisa from the second movie? Catch ya on the flip side.

FREDDY:

sweet
Oh those douchebags? I killed them in that dream sequince at the end.

horrorhappy12

Oh, ow, I think I'm emotionally scarred for life.
Sorry.
I poke you. Simply just touch you with my finger.
And You stab me.
... Really?

(blushes) :)

FREDDY:

You poked me a second time much harder. You pulled a stitch in my sweater... you had to pay...

JASON: (PUNCHES FREDDY AGAIN) (on his slate) Wanna go out for ice cream later? I'll buy you a chocolate cone...

(freddy stands up)

Freddy: great. first pinhead, now Jay... are all the killers gonna use my site to get girlfreinds?!

Silver Horror

What do you think of Leatherface and his family when you won a vacation to Texas and realized that it was trap? What would you do if you team up with Jeepers Creepers?

FREDDY:

I would kill them all! AND USE THEIR TOWN AS MY NEXT HUANT! LMFAO!

tails blackheart

yay im dead but stuck in a comptuter

FREDDY:

When did you die??
Here let me fix that.(he brings her back to life)
there.