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cyan dragonfly
Author of 21 Stories

Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Buffy S. - Reviews: 1 - Published: 04-25-08 - Complete - id:4218056

So I'm sitting here in front of the TV because Dawn's insisting we have to watch CSI re-runs. Her favourite character's Sara and she wants to catch up on all the episodes she missed when she was too young to watch the show. Sara's cool. Pretty, I guess. I prefer Greg to her - but then again, I would. As for Dawn, I dunno. I wonder about her sometimes, 'cause it's not like she didn't worship Tara, and her and Willow did sorta take my place when I was dead.

I mean, if we ignore the teen vamp issue - because who hasn't done weird stuff at Halloween? Yeah, so if we ignore her dust buddy, then she's never had a boyfriend...anyway, the ad break's over.

Back to the wonderful episode of crime about necrophilia. Whoa...weird and wacky thought - if you sleep with a vampire, does that mean you're a necrophiliac? Am I a...oh my god that's gross! And not just once but - eulyck! But their hearts were...okay, no beating hearts - but they have control over their motor functions and - no. I'm so not a necro.

I think I preferred wondering if Dawn was gay better.

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What do you guys think? Does sleeping with a vamp count as necrophilia?


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