Completely Random Naruto Haikus

All of them were by Me, Kiba-Sniper

Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto

Ramen from Heaven

Naruto's sweet fantasy

Let it rain RAMEN!

For: Naruto

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My name is Rock Lee

I don't need your mystic arts

My fists speak for me

For: Rock Lee

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Ah, Sakura-chan

Too glimpse among your beauty

I love you, flower

For: Sakura and Rock Lee (Couple Haiku)

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The sand swarms around

This thirst for blood consumes me

I want more of it!

For: Gaara

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Fate has decided

And so has yours, you moron

No one escapes it

For: Neji

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I want to break free

You've given me courage. hon.

Let me show you now!

For: Hinata and Naruto (Couple Haiku)

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As the sand rushes

My heart skips several beats

My death is coming

For: Dosu (when he is going to be killed by Gaara)

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Youth is wonderful!

To be in the prime of life!

We can do anything!

For: Rock Lee and Maito Gai (NOT a Haiku Couple.)

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Damnit all Ten-Ten!

You think you know everything!

...But you are special.

For: Kankuro and Ten-Ten (Couple Haiku)

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Bugs are my friends, fool.

Insects help me battle foes

So, give up swiftly

For: Shino

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Akamaru good!

Akamaru beat Kiba!

Akamaru bite!

For: Akamaru

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I will avenge them

My brother's blood shall rain high

Itachi, you die!

For: Sasuke

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End. Please don't flame on the couple haikus of NaruHina, SakuLee and KankuTen. These have been edited from the version on DA when I found I made some mistakes.