Fate's Wind Xemnas sends Xaldin with Xigbar to retrieve his soon-to-be underling…and oh how he hated the Superior for this…. that is, until he meets the neophyte.

If luxord's somebody was from Port Royal

Ch. 1 Of two of the worst pirates alive

He did not like this. He did not like this in the least. Right now, he would have loved to wring the Superior's neck. How could he do this to him?

"Hey, Xal! Lighten up, dude."

Xaldin glanced at the man who had interrupted his inner rant. He was rowing a small boat towards some docks in the distance. Dressed in a loose, ripped white t-shirt with pirate-like navy blue pants and black boots was his 'so called' friend Xigbar. The fact that he had an eye patch only made him look even more like a pirate, much less the fact that he was also wearing a bandana on his head. Of course, he couldn't really say anything for himself either. He too, had a bandana on his head, his dreadlocks hanging down, with his earrings and all. His white t-shirt was slightly unbuttoned, the same as Xigbar, and his leather-like pants were tucked into sea boots. In short, they looked like two of the worst stereotypes for pirates sailing into the docks on a kids' boat. How he hated this.

"Xigbar, I'll calm down when this stupid mission is over." He stated flatly.

"Hey!" Xigbar looked to his gloomy partner with his trademark smile. " Come one, haven't you always dreamed of being a pirate? We can have some fun with this, me hearty! Ha!"

Xaldin snorted at his feeble attempt at the pirate-slang. At least he hadn't been sent alone…or with one of those annoying neophytes. At least Xigbar wouldn't bug him to death. All we gotta do is get this man with a strong heart and bring him back…simple.

As they neared the docks, Xaldin slung the rope inside the boat over the peg in the planks. He pulled them in and the two jumped out…only to be confronted by a rather pansy-looking man in a white wig and blue uniform.

"It is three shillings to dock your…boat." The man said, peeking over at the vessel, not sure what exactly to call it.

Oh, Xaldin was in no mood for this.

Xigbar subtly glanced at his fuming friend, then back to the man, and did what any sensible man would do…push the boat off and away from the pier. "What boat?"

"Uuuhh…" The man, obviously not expecting that, was at a loss for words. "V-very well, then. Welcome to Port Royal…" He left the two strange men standing on the dock, before they, too, took off in another direction.

"Well that was stupid." Xaldin commented to the scared man. " We had stuff in there, you know."

"Well," He nonchalantly kept walking on. " Not anythin' to lose three shillings over….whatever that is."

"Ngh." The raven-haired man grunted. He wasn't too sure they'd be too good in this world…

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