Author's Note: This is a POTC version of Potter Puppet Pals. Each of the characters of POTC would represent the Potter Puppet Pals in this chart below. It might change in some chapters. This chapter is like "Bothering Snape", or at least this is version 1. If you don't know Potter Puppet Pals, look it up one youtube. Please enjoy!

Cast:
Jack Sparrow-Harry Potter

Will Turner- Ron Weasly

Barbossa- Severis Snape

Mr. Gibbs-Professor Dumbledore

JS: Hi, I’m Jack Sparrow.

WT: And I am Will.

JS: Let’s go bother Barbossa.

WT: Right-O.

Jack and Will run to Barbossa.

B: I am Barbossa, the once cursed cranky pirate.

JS: (Behind Barbossa and whispering to Will) Ready? Let’s go bother him.

Both Jack and Will beat the crap out of Barbossa.

JS and WT: BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER!
B: (Sounding sarcastically but meaningfully) AAAAHHHH! (Falls to the ground)

Both Will and Jack run away.

JS: Hee hee! That was fun!
WT: I like the part where he stopped moving.

JS: …LET’S DO IT AGAIN!

Both Jack and Will run to Barbossa again and beat the crap out of him.

B: Oh no…

JS and WT: BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER! BOHTER!

B: STOP IT! (Pulls out sword) AVADA KADABRA!!
JS and WT: …?

B: (Slashes at Jack and Will)

JS and WT: AAAAAHHHH! (Fall)
B: Hm, was that supposed to happen?

G: Hello, Barbossa!
B: Uh, I could explain, Mr. Gibbs…

G: (Notices Jack and Will on floor) What’s this? Both Captain Jack and Will are taking an afternoon nap.
B: (Leaves)
G: Let’s see what they got in their pockets. (Searches through Jack and Will’s pockets.) Alas, a bottle of rum and a piece of eight. Now…where did Barbossa go…? More importantly, what the heck am I doing? (Goes below deck and comes back to main deck naked) NAKED TIME! (Runs around crazily)