CHAPTER 2

Once there was a pie,

In the sky,

My, watch it fly!! It was high On sugar!!

NEED MORE SUGAR!!

And pikachu went to live with THE fig tree.

Harry Potter and Hermione was lost.

Ron ate Draco.

God was watching. God married Narcissa and Lucias was pied.

He turned gay.

With the pie.

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn….

The zebra snorted.

And squirtle shot out its nostrils.

POKE’BALL GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Jesus was born.

Life as we know it will never be the same.

Welcome to doom.

JJ

Hhahahahhaa, got ya conk!!

Jennifer was a massive homo. God didn’t approve. But he got over it.

DRAGON POO!!

Lol.

The end for now.

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