A Discussion on Weapons

Behold the knife.

Such an elegant weapon.

So much more so than the one you have there.

Uncomplicated, only one part to worry about, sleek, never jams . . .

And then, of course, there's the part where I have to get close enough to use it.

No, perhaps you had best stick to your gun.

I can't see YOU being able to sneak up on anyone.

Let alone me.

And I'm not sure I'd want to see it.

It would be a painful waste of my time I'm sure.

No, no. No sneaking away now, not when you still have an apology to give.

That's right, I'm sure I don't know why you would be sneaking up on midgets with funny hair in the first place, but apologize and you might make it out of here alive.

Shut up midget. It was just a little cut. And he still hasn't apologized yet.

Yes, he has to apologize. Or he'll get much worse.

Because I'm bored, that's why.

Also because I was bored. Now stop asking questions before you really do manage to distract me long enough for homeboy here to succeed in sneaking away.

Yes, I have caught you again. Thought I didn't see? I was just playing with you. I like to play with my prey first.

Think that's a lot of blood? You don't know how much blood the human body can hold

Alright, alright, no need to grovel and beg for your life. All I wanted was an apology.

Yes you can go now, but only because the midget insists.

Perhaps you should say thank you.

And didn't I tell you to shut up once before? Yes of course I'll let him go. You don't see me running after him, do you?

Heh, though it wouldn't be that difficult to catch him again. Look at him tripping over his own feet.

No, no, I won't go after him, really. Not worth it now, I've already had my fun.

I already told you. Because I was bored. Stop asking that question.

I suppose I have a question for you now. Is that ass of a pharaoh expecting you back right away, or have you a bit of time to waste dallying about a dark alleyway with a bored thief, little one?