Flaming-doom has logged on

Get-back-to-work-Colonel has logged on.

Zen-guy has logged on

The-younger-brother has logged on

Flaming-doom: Zen guy? Who’s Zen guy?

Zen-guy: I bet I know who all three of you are.

The-younger-brother: Did I miss something?

Zen-guy: that was Al. Flaming doom is obviously Roy, because otherwise Riza wouldn’t have the name get back to work, meaning she wants him to stop chatting and do something.

Flaming-doom: Anyway, WHO ARE YOU!?

Fullmetal-alchemist: Uh, let’s see, the only guy we know who would use a pathetic screename like Zen guy… aren’t we talking about Ruu?

Zen-guy: Hey! It’s not pathetic! I’m totally Zen right now! …Yes my life has that kind of moronic existence… (Depressed)

Zen-guy has logged off to go emo in a corner.

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: …was that a mood swing?

The-younger-brother: Yeah, I think he said something about it being a side effect of Yggdrasil.

Flaming-doom: Speaking of which, when did you log on, Fullmetal?

Fullmetal-alchemist: I’m just cool like that.

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic: Both of us were here before you guys logged on.

Fullmetal-alchemist: Drat it, Winry! Don’t tell them that!

Fullmetal-alchemist has been hit by a digi-wrench!

Fullmetal-alchemist: OW! What was that about!?

Zen-guy has logged on.

Zen-guy: Winry has a special MSN account that allows her to hit people with wrenches through the computer. (Yanks out script) Anyway, Radish has given me an important announcement! Reply on this page with questions about Things Lost that you want the characters to discuss, and Radish will stick it in the next chapter.

Just-a-little-crazy has logged on

Just-a-little-crazy: AND IF NONE OF YOU PEEPS REVIEW, I JUST SHNAPPING WON’T POST! NWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Just-a-little-crazy has been hit by a digi-wrench and knocked off the conversation!

Fullmetal-alchemist: Okay, Ruu, what were you talking about and who was that?

Zen-guy: Oh my- Winry, you just knocked out the author of the fanfiction!

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic: I WHAT? NOO! THIS ISN’T HAPPENING! NOW I WON’T APPEAR IN THE FANFICTION!

Just-a-little-crazy: It’s okay; my head is a 10 on the Moh’s scale!

(Group silence)

Just-a-little-crazy: And my brain is so random I can only hold one grudge at a time!

The-younger-brother: You have a grudge on someone right now?

Just-a-little-crazy: Yeah, on this little kid I know who handcuffed me to the slide.

(Yet another awkward group silence)

Just-a-little-crazy: whoashnap, hang on a sec, my laptop almost fell down the slide.

Flaming-doom: You don’t mean…

Just-a-little-crazy: You know it’s kind of hard to type with one hand… hey Ed if I e-mail you my current location can you come get it off me?

Fullmetal-alchemist: (--)