(This is an example chapter that I did. If this were based off of a review, it would probably be to the question, ‘does Ed drink coffee?’ or ‘what would Roy do on April fools day?’, and this is how it would end up.)

Zen-guy has logged on.

Get-back-to-work-Colonel has logged on.

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic has logged on.

Zen-guy: Hey, Riza, Winry? You guys might want to watch out for Roy…

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic: why?

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: It’s April fools day.

Flaming-doom has logged on.

Flaming-doom: Hey, anyone seen Fullmetal?

Zen-guy: why?

Flaming-doom: I haven’t seen him since I pranked him this morning… I’m worried he’s going to try to get revenge.

Fullmetal-alchemist has logged on.

Fullmetal-alchemist: Hahah, I bet you people are feeling mighty superior today!

Zen-guy: …um…sure?

Fullmetal-alchemist: WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU, I’M SHORTER THAN ALL OF YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Fullmetal-alchemist has logged off.

(Group silence)

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: What did you do?

Flaming-doom: It was just half-a-cup of coffee…

Zen-guy: Speaking of acting weird, has anyone seen Al?

Still-handcuffed-to-the-slide has logged on.

Still-handcuffed-to-the-slide: I haven’t seen him…

Flaming-doom: You changed your username?

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic: I want to change mine too…

Don’t-mess-with-the-mechanic has logged off.

The-wrenchapult has logged on.

Fullmetal-alchemist has logged on.

Fullmetal-alchemist: if anyone took a picture of that they’re dead.

Flaming-doom: What’s he talking about?

Zen-guy: Before the coffee wore off he went skipping through a flower field with Major Armstrong.

Fullmetal-alchemist has logged off.

The-wrenchapult: Hey, did you guys just hear a window breaking?

Zen-guy: That was me. I used Yggdrasil to get up on the rooftops.

Flaming-doom: You broke the window?

Zen-guy: You’ll have to forgive me if you want me alive to pay for it later.

Flaming-doom: Hmm… coffee… (laughs evilly)

Flaming-doom has been hit by a digi-wrench and was knocked off the conversation!

The-wrenchapult has logged off.

Flaming-doom has logged off.

Zen-guy: Hey, Riza? Do you think you can get a sleeping bag up here? I don’t think Ed’s going to calm down for a while…

Zen-guy has logged off.

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: Wow, no one figured out that I’m not Riza!

Sharpshooter: Great, now Rii, get off my account.

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: NOES! YOU SAID MY NAME!!

Sharpshooter: And?

Get-back-to-work-Colonel: I HAVEN’T APPEARED IN THE FIC YET! YOU RUINED THE SUSPENSE!