“So… Hyuuga… that- uh- thing we were talking about earlier…”

“I suppose, Uchiha that you want my help?”

Too stubborn to beg, Sasuke replied with an affirmative “Hn.”

“So? What do you want to know?”

“Hey, Tenten. Do you have any idea what they’re talking about and why Sasuke-kun dragged me over here at this god-forsaken time?”

“Nope, and I’m just as annoyed as you are. But ‘god-forsaken time’? It’s midday.”

“But it’s my day off!”

“Oh. Well, shall we listen in for no apparent reason and probably jump to a conclusion that is wildly different from the actual subject matter, probably with some sexual connotations thrown into it because the author is just feeling like that?”

“Yes, let’s.”

“So… umm, how big is yours?” Sasuke stuttered, quite OOC. Stress could do that to you.

“Very big. And hardly inconspicuous when it’s around.”

“Same. How do you usually get rid of it?”

“Tenten comes in handy. You should try getting Sakura to beat it away. I hear she has very strong hands, and they’re supposed to be good for manual labour. But sometimes Tenten isn’t there and I have to get rid of it myself.”

The kunoichi, having no reason to be here other than being plot devices, gasped, and blushed shamefacedly, but continued listening in.

“The main problem I’m finding is that it usually comes up when I’m out with Sakura, and I get really badly embarrassed. I mean, who can’t control theirs for that long?”

“Don’t worry, Uchiha, it happens with me when I’m with Tenten. It’s perfectly natural for guys like us to get them. Sometimes Tenten has one as well even.”

Sakura burst out laughing. “You have a-”

“No! I don’t know what he’s talking about! I’m perfectly normal!”

…And then the next sentence was overheard.

“…but Sakura will develop one soon, I’m sure! I mean, the way she looks, I’m not surprised if she has one already!”

Sakura restrained the urge to go over and kill the Uchiha prodigy.

The kunoichi continued listening in, and suddenly burst out laughing as the real subject matter came to light. What had been said about the kunoichi earlier were actually compliments! I mean, what else would Uchiha Sasuke swallow his pride to ask Hyuuga Neji about but fanclubs?