Chapter 10: Charles Jackson

Annie’s dad Charles rushed out onto the stage when he thought he had heard the voice of his late wife, Jenny. But no one was there when he got out there.

“Oh Jenny!! Jenny!! I still love you, my wife, come back to me!” He started randomly crying.

“Oh, quit your damn sobbing…” The Voice said, annoyed.

“Who…who are you? Are you…a magic god?”

“No!! Moron…anyway, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.”

“Oh no, you’re chanting some kind of curse!! I’m doomed!!”

“Shut up!! I’m trying to annoy you!!”

“Why, oh great one?!”

“What the f…oh whatever!! Anyhow, Charles Jackson…he worships Barney the Dinosaur!!”

“If you say so…I will do it.”

Just then, Barney came out of nowhere. Charles bowed down before him.

“Oh, Barney, God of Dinosaurs.”

Barney danced around stupidly, “Remember kiddies, don’t talk to strangers!! I love you all!!”

But a big problem came when The Voice realized that Barney gave him the creeps. The Voice then took out a shotgun and blew Barney’s head off. A group of kids cheered.

“Oh great one, why did you kill Barney?!”

“I’ve hated that thing ever since I was a kid!! It gave me nightmares!!”

“If you say so, oh great leader.”

“Aaahh!! Stop it! I’M NOT YOUR DAMN LEADER!!”

“If you say so …”

“I’m out of here!!”

The Voice, crying out of frustration, left the stage area. Charles just stood there. Then Barney’s ghost showed up and dragged Charles offstage. Why, I don’t wanna know.

A/N: Barney the Dinosaur, luckily, is not mine.