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Chapter Seventeen: Pervert
PERVERT the board read in big, yellow letters and scribbled under that in white chalk from a rascal among the students: "what Shigure and Ayame is." Today's word was pervert and no one like that word at all.
"Now, today I want you guys to make a perverted story." Shigure said in what sounded so wrong in many ways. He gestured to the board and froze when he saw what was scribbled under what he had wrote earlier. "Do you guys hate me that much?" He cried jokingly, sadly Ayame wasn't here today to comfort him.
"Obviously..." Kyo muttered, him being the on writing the scribbles underneath.
"Well... class is almost coming to an end, sadly." Shigure sighed and thought of what word he would use next time. "Well then I'll share you a story using the word pervert then you guys do your own."
"Pervert... there once was a kid that had such a sick mind that everything he thought of he took in a sick way. One day the teacher was talking about showing appreciation and treating things with care. Right then he already took things the wrong way. The teacher then motioned to a broken fan at the corner of the room as a model of not showing care for things.
"Now class, please do not rape the fans. Don't touch them, don't kick them - cause they have feelings too." The teacher said, causing the boy to laugh out loud.
"Is there something funny?" The teacher asked the boy.
"N-No..." He would mutter.
"Really, cause take a guy that laughs at the word rape and keeps looking back at that fan over there and going on the computer is one of your hobbies and you get sick thoughts." Shigure finished off, hoping to get a thunder of applause, but as usual Manabe was the only one to get hyped up as the others just dazed off.
"Is that boy you?" Kyo asked. "Cause it seems like it."
"Ah Kyonkichi, how rude of you to think that!" Shigure shaked his head in shame before a addressing the class to make a story and once they were all done, read it to the class.
"There once was a boy who would always slack off for work at school. He would always stare at the board, say "Got it!" even though he didn't then dazed off to la-la land. One day, the teacher decided to lecture the class in using their planners.
"Class... you have planners for a reason. You use them to write down your homework so you don't forget them. Now, staring at the board won't help. What if you have health class next and you are learning about the reproductive system? You learn about the boy's dakine and have to stare at it for the whole period and what do you think you'll remember? Your English homework or the boy's dakine?
"The End.
"Wow, I could really relate to that!" Shigure said, and no one was shocked at that news.
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Quintuplets- One of five offspring born in a single birth.
Quake- a trembling or tremulous agitation
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