"The Vortex"

Episode Two

(In the town of Happy Tree Friends)

Cuddles: "Well. Here we are."

Dave: "God... the sugary bright colors are going to blind me... or give me diabetes. I don't know which."

Giggles: "Te he he. You're funny."

Cuddles: "Grrr..."

Dave: "Man, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder by the moment."

Flippy: "You'll get used to it in time... I hope. Well, let's introduce you to the denizens of this town."

Dave: "I don't know if I want to really."

Giggles: "Come on! Don't be shy!"

(Giggles yanks on Dave's arm pulling him along)

Flippy: "Well, Giggles seems to be taking a liking to Dave."

Cuddles: "Perhaps, TOO much liking."

Flippy: "I wouldn't worry about it, Cuddles."

Cuddles: "Grr..."

Flippy: "Yikes."

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Central Square

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(Giggles runs towards Central Square, pulling Dave along, while Cuddles and Flippy follow in close pursuit)

Giggles: "Whoe!"

(Giggles stops in an instant, Dave comes to a halt, his body shakes back and forth for a bit)

Dave: "I think my insides have just been arranged around in my body. Thanks a lot."

Giggles: "Te he he!"

Dave: "Well, I see why they call you Giggles, now."

Giggles: "Yep. Welcome to Central Square, cutie."

Dave: "What did you call me?"

(Giggles ignores Dave's question)

Giggles: "This is the central part of the town."

Dave: "Thanks for that information. I didn't know that CENTRAL Square, was the Central part of the town. Jeeze..."

Giggles: "Te he he."

Cuddles: "Giggles, let him be now."

Giggles: "Huh? Who are you?"

Cuddles: "What!? You know who I am!"

Giggles: "Oh. Cuddles. Why are you here?"

Cuddles: "Grr...! Look here buddy!"

(Cuddles, grabs Dave by the fur on his chest, and raises him up)

Cuddles: "I don't know what your deal is but--!"

Dave: "Hey! What's got into you?"

Cuddles: "You! Thats what!"

Flippy: "Settle down, Cuddles."

Cuddles: "Shut up, you psycho!"

Flippy: "..."

Dave: "Whoe... that was harsh."

Cuddles: "Why don't you mind your own business, and just get on with your own life. Instead of trying to take away my girl!"

Dave: "What!? Giggles!? You can have her man. Her constant giggling, and obvious info is quickly getting on my nerves... I mean quickly!"

(Cuddles drops Dave to the ground. Dave lands on his rear, then stands up, brushing off dirt)

Cuddles: "Then, why don't you stop saying things that keep attracting her to you and pushing me farther away!"

Giggles: "Leave him alone, Cuddles!"

Cuddles: "Stay out of this!"

Dave: "Look man, everything I say, seems to attract her."

Cuddles: "In that case. Keep your damned mouth shut! That should stop all our problems."

Dave: "I think you mean, your problem."

Cuddles: "Thats it!"

(Cuddles pulls back his hand into a fist)

Flippy: "Thats enough!"

(Flippy, grabs Cuddles arm and pulls it behind his back, holding Cuddles in a hostage like position)

Cuddles: "Ow, ow, ow, owwww..."

Flippy: "He's our guest. Why don't you treat him like one, Dirtbag."

(Flippy lets go of Cuddles arm. Cuddles begins to rub his arm in pain)

Cuddles: "You're right, Flippy. Sorry, Dave. I don't know what came over me."

Dave: "Quite obviously, jealousy."

Cuddles: "..."

Dave: "Look. Don't sweat it."

Cuddles: "You didn't even attempt to fight back."

Dave: "When I am in a situation. I tend to try to stay calm... most of the time I am."

Cuddles: "Yeah..."

Flippy: "Alright..."

(Flippy claps his hands)

Flippy: "If you two are done, sqaubbling like a couple of delinquent kids. Maybe we can move onwards with the tour?"

Cuddles: "Yeah. Alright."

Dave: "Fine with me. It can't possibly get any worse."

Giggles: "Te he he."

Dave: "Sigh... she will be trouble."

Cuddles: "Don't worry about her. I'll try to keep her at bay."

Dave: "Thanks. Cause' that has worked SO well thus far."

(Cuddles, Flippy, and Giggles begin to lead Dave around the Central Square)

What? To be continued already? Sorry, fan fiction dot net society, but that's just how I roll. At least the episodes are coming at a pretty rapid pace.