Chewing Gum is Really Gross

Chewing gum is really gross

Chewing gum I hate the most

I would much rather have a piece of chocolate toast

Or maybe even have tea with a deadly ghost

And possibly be Slugworth’s birthday party host

If I had some, I would nail it to a post

It really bugs me when people boast,

About that gosh-darned chewing gum I hate the most