|Galerians on Crack!
Author: Steve Teh Wizard PM
Random fanficton based off Ideas my friend and I made.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 05-15-08 - id: 4258697
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Rion: Do you remember when Lillia's voice wasn't annoying?
Rion: Neither do I!
Dorothy: Crap I have an itch on my back...or lack there of!
Rion: I get the feeling that my fight will Ash is going to be so simple that it makes the final boss of Shadow Hearts Covenant look impossible...
(Good game, ludicrously easy final boss)
Woman: This looks like a nice place to live.
Birdman: (Goes crashing into the house and destroying it)
Man: Let's try the one down the street...
(Lin Kuie temple)
Subzero: Must freeze random video game characters!
Ash: Oh crap!
Scorpion: (Comes out of nowhere) SUBZERO!
Ash: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING????
Subzero and Scorpion: Your mother!
Reinheart: Mother I failed!
Rion: She's not your real mom d------bag!
Dorothy: (Tries shooting Rion with lazers)
Rion: (Runs to end of room)
Dorothy: You bastard! And where did Lillia go?
(Nail Salon: Lillia, Rita, Nitro, and Cas are there)
Rion: I dunno?!
Rion: Hello, I am Rion Steiner! Those of you who have read these chapters should know that I HATE YOU!
(Ten minuets later)
Rion: And that we love you so much that we are rewarding you with this new invention from Dorothy!
Dorothy: The invisible, weightless, non-volume taking up penguin. It is a revolutionary sight to see!
Rion: Yes so order now at- 1-800-867-5309! FOR ONLY: $9.95!
End of chapter 10
COMING SOON on GOC
Lillia: If this system gets one virus we're all screwed!
(Romances will be made!)
Romero: Random taco...I LOVE YOU!
(Tensions will rise)
Lillia: A trojan virus! From Ashpwns ! Bastards!
(Enemies will battle)
Subzero: Bring it on bitch!
Ash: It is on!
(And someone Will DIE!)
???: OMG! (Dies)
Coming soon Galerians on Crack the movie, the fanfic!