|Destroy All Michael Jacksons
Author: Pikazilla PM
What happens when your zombie gun creates an army of dancing zombies?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 05-22-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4271755
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Crypto and Pox are in a small town.
Crypto So what's the big plan now Pox?
Pox Crypto, do you still have the zombie gun?
Crypto I never leave home without it.
Pox I created a new device that will make all the zombies obey your every command by hypnotizing them. We can have an army of humans killing their army of humans. However, it is untested, so I need some 'lab rats'.
Crypto That's great, so I just need to turn this town into zombies?
Pox Well, you don't need to go overboard; you just need about 30 zombies. Also, you shouldn't destroy any buildings; we don't want this town to get too much attention. You can also see one of my Big Willy Restaurants in this location. I know that I don't own it anymore, but still… Stay away from it! I'm the only one who can touch my Big Willy. I'm gonna protect my juicy weenies.
Crypto It has been about 10 years, and you still haven't learned.
Pox What? What did I say?
3 minutes later.
Crypto Ok Pox, I got 30 zombies. Now what?
Pox shows Crypto a giant boombox.
Pox This boombox produces a sound that can control these zombies.
Crypto Hey, do you know how to make these zombies not smell like crap?
Crypto I want an army of sexy ladies. Oh yeah… OH YEAH….
Pox Will you ever grow up?
Pox turns on the boombox.
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The zombies stop.
The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The zombies walk towards the boombox.
The Foulest Stench In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzly Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
The zombies start dancing.
Crypto Ok… What the are they doing?
Crypto stares at them.
'Cause This Is Thriller! Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It's Thriller! Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Thriller! Thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul who would dare to try
Thriller! Thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight
The song continues
Crypot THIS IS YOUR BIG PLAN? Zombies don't dance, they kill people. Pox…
Pox is dancing.
Pox The Thriller! Thriller Night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike!
Crypto THAT'S IT!!
Crypto goes to his UFO and kills most of the zombies and damages the boombox with the Quantum Deconstructor. Crypto gets out of the ship.
Crypto Stupid dancing zombies.
Pox Ohhh… What happened?
Crypto Let's just say that you have no taste in music.
Pox I think my boombox accidentally hypnotized me.
Crypto Well this sucks. I wanted a zombie army.
Pox Well, we can always try again in the sequel.
Crypto It better not be another stupid wii game.