A/N: And here another one!

Envy: Another what?

A/N: Uh… I think I left the oven on…

Disclaimer: Save for the soul stealing kitty I don’t anything.

15 ways to annoy Envy

1) Rename him ‘Palm Tree Man’, ‘Mr. Palm Tree’, or ‘Palm Tree-kun’.

2) Make him watch yaoi…

3) …with him and Ed…

4) …and Roy.

5) (manga) When he goes into his true form put a giant collar on him and make him your dog.

6) (anime) Make him read the manga chapter where its revealed he’s actually an ugly dog-dragon thing.

7) Tell him he’s gender confused.

8) Make him transform into in someone who is being hunted down by another person (I.e.: Itachi Uchiha, Captain Jack Sparrow), then trap him in a room with the person hunting them down. (I.e.: Sasuke Uchiha, Davy Jones).

9) Video tape him getting his ass kicked by that person and post it on You Tube.

10) Make a FMA the abridge and make a scene where he tries to kill Ed by going in to his true form from the manga only to find out he can’t do that in the anime and gets beaten up by Ed afterwards.

11) Take him to Hawaii for a family reunion… a palm tree family reunion.

12) ‘Accidentally’ mistake him for a flat chested girl.

13) Put a dog treat in his pants and watch all the neighborhood dogs follow him.

14) (manga) Tell him all the dogs are in heat and want to mate with him.

15) Ask him if he’s a girl or a boy… over and over again.

END

A/N: (looks around nervously) Good, he’s not here…

Voice: We are though!

A/N: (turns around to see Ed, Shadow, Kisame, Knuckles, and Ganondorf holding weapons) Oh shit.

Lust: R&R or the soul stealing kitty with get you.