Hy: hello readers!!

Ita: guess wat!

Naru: wat? –playing along-

Hy: NEW STORY!!

Naru: sweet!! Wats it called?

Ita: have u decided?

Hy:……yes….lol it’s called ‘My Virgin’

Naru: oh…I’m a virgin??

Hy: how do u know it’s not ita?

Ita: cuz u wouldn’t dare….

Hy: true….

Naru: I’m the uke…

Hy: true…..

Ita&Naru: so it has to be naru!

Hy: unless I change it!!

Ita&Naru: you wouldn’t…

Hy: well let the chappy begin!!

Summary: Naruto and Sakura are captured by the Akatsuki to replace Pein and Konan. Both are intrigued in the daily lives of the Akatsuki and some of the members when Sasuke shows up to take both of his teammates for his concubines. How will Sasori and Itachi react?

Disclaimer: I don’t own naruto still……..YOU WOULD KNOW IF I DID!!

Warning: There will be swearing, sexual harassment, and yaoi in this story…I’m forgetting something…oh yea…there will be LEMONS!!

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Chapter 1: Captured and Question

Two figures raced across the treetops, both wearing bright colors showing they were from Konoha. "Naruto, the Akatsuki are coming!" the pink haired female whispered through the rushing wind, "Sakura-chan we need to blend in more...these clothes stand out too much..." Sakura nodded in agreement. They formed some had seals and with a small cloud of smoke their outfit's changed.

Black fishnet covered Sakura, underneath a bra-like cloth covering her chest and half her stomach. She wore black heels making her legs look longer; her pale pink hair was pulled back in a bun at the base of her neck. Naruto was stunning with Anbu pants hugging his curves making him look more girly than he really was. His hands were covered with white bandages up to his mid arm. His shirt was a tank top design except it went up to his neck and topped a few inches above Kyuubi's seal. Both their headbands were strapped to their necks protection from poison needles.

Naruto looked back, his sharp eyes scanning behind them when he saw it. An enormous clay bird soared in their direction; the long haired blonde member was standing, laughing on its back. He heard Sakura gasp as something rammed into him, pushing him off his branch. The next thing he felt was a hand run against his ass, "We finally caught you Naruto-kun…" The world went black as the voice let out a soft chuckle.

The Akatsuki had finally caught up with him and Sakura...

Landing on his feet like a cat, Itachi looked down at the adorable blonde that had stolen the lives of so many members of the Akatsuki. As he looked into the frightened face he felt happiness grip at his inners. For some reason the urge to torment the blonde was getting hard to resist. The elfin face of a young child, ocean blue orbs, canary yellow hair, it was the face of an innocent…a virgin. It was going to be so easy to torture this small teen. Fighting the urge to use mangekyo on the child he looked at the flying bird carrying Deidara, “So we finally have all nine, un!” Itachi nodded.

“Well I’m gonna help Sasori-danna with the girl he fancies, un.” And with that the blonde disappeared in a poof of smoke. Forcefully the Uchiha looked back at the kitsune who was fighting to regain consciousness already. This boy was very interesting…

Sakura jumped high into the air as several puppets came soaring out of the shadows toward her. With horror filled in her eyes she saw the one person in all the Akatsuki she was dead scared of more than Uchiha Itachi. Sasori looked at her with his maddening grin stretched across his face, “Well well well….it seems that I found my little doll…Sa-ku-ra-chan.” She hissed, “Don’t talk to me like you know me! Where is Naruto?”

Sasori’s face fell a bit, “Most likely within the Uchiha’s grasp…the boy is foolish for thinking he could handle Itachi’s skill…” The pinkette hissed through her teeth, “Don’t call him a fool; Naruto is the strongest Shinobi than many of the elder ninja’s in Konoha. Not to mention he has allies in different countries, including Suna.”

The puppet man’s jaw tightened a bit as she said Suna. But no matter, he would punish her later, when the other members had completed their task. “My doll, get over here before Deidara comes, he won’t hesitate to blow you up, and then your beauty will go to waste…”Sakura’s face grew a lovely shade of pink, nearly matching her hair. “Please don’t make me use my strings to get you over here…” his voice now silky, begging for her to wield to his will.

For a few second’s the pinkette thought of going over to him, even though Sasori was a puppet, he was still unbelievable beautiful. Then a bird fell near her face, blowing up and spreading sleeping powder in her face instead of smoke. Dizzily she wavered a bit before falling forward, sleeping soundly. Sasori jumped under her and caught her, pulling her tightly against his chest.

“Deidara…where is Itachi and the Jin- I mean Naruto.” Deidara flew his bird closer to Sasori so the puppeteer could climb on for a lift to the base, “Don’t worry, un. Itachi-kun caught Naruto and already has him at the base, or is nearly there, un!” The red head’s eye brow twitched a bit, “Are we going to be late?” The long haired blonde looked at him in shock, “Nani?? You finally got the girl you’ve wanted for…a few months, Itachi has a kitsune to torment, and Pein and Konan are finally replaced and all you can think about is if we are on time, un??”

Sasori nodded and Deidara slammed his hand against his head, “No…we’ll be there a few minutes early…un.” “Good, I want to punish her for not listening right away…” The blonde shuddered at the murderous look in the puppeteer’s eyes. He really didn’t envy the girl anymore…

Naruto groaned a bit, head still spinning as he slowly opened his eyes into a bright light. Where the hell was he; and what was the Uchiha looking at him like a toy? Wait….Uchiha? “Itachi??” He sat bolt upright and hit his head on the onyx haired man’s chest, “Where the hell am I and what are you do-” He stopped as a sharp object was held to his throat. “Shh, Naruto-kun I wouldn’t do that…I might be forced to hurt you…” Something else sharp scrapped against his back, cutting his shirt, “I just want to ask you a few questions…”

Frozen in fear of dying, the Kyuubi vessel gave consent to the questions. “Are you a virgin?”

Hy: finally I’m done!

Ita: I didn’t take u long to write..

Hy: the only good thing about being trapped with grandparents…

Naru: wow……wat’s my answer?

Hy: in the next chappy naru…in the next chappy…

Naru: please update then!!

Hy: let reviews happen first!!

Ita: -looks at the now fighting idiots- please remember to review…it makes her so happy….