A/N - READ THIS A/N!! Right, well... I didn't write this, my best friend Batman did and said I could post it (cause she doesn't have ff), it's basically a poem she wrote and sent me in an email, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! Not serious okay? :o)

Review please so I can show her them.

-Lanna

This poem will be entitled "Never":

I gazed across a cloudy room,
the only thing I could see was pasty.
I wondered what it could be,
but I really needed to pee.
Maybe it was good that I did,
because it saved my life.
Edward had gone to find a Britney Spears,
and everyone else had forgotten me.
Jake had decided to marry a kitten,
and I was no longer his priority.
I decided to leave the pasty object to rescue my bladder.
As I went to open the door,
I heard a roar.
A clown flew out me through the clouds,
I couldn't even scream.
I kicked him hard in the groin and stabbed him in the eye with a fork I had in my shoe.

I then awoke and said to myself, this will never happen in "Breaking Dawn".

Lovely.

A/N - Review! Review! Review! :o)

Isn't she awesome? Batman makes me laugh like a doofus.

-Lanna