|What all happens when you faint
Author: Daralis Destaire PM
Have you ever wondered as you play your Magical Melody who takes you to the clinic when you faint? Well, here's my take on it! Warnings: rated for some cussing.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 05-24-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4276248
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Daralis: What I imagine happens just about every time you pass out in magical melody. Mostly if they somewhat like you.
Witness 1: Ray
Ray was innocently fishing next to Daralis, watching as we caught boring fish after boring fish. Suddenly, he saw his fishing friend nearby sway and fall into the lake. Seeing this, he did what just about any other man would do, he panicked. Rushing towards her, the brown haired male tripped over a rock. Fortunately, Ray reached Daralis before she drowned...much...and pulled her out. 'Now to take her to the clinic...Oh crap, where's the clinic?' he thought to himself.
Witness 2: Kurt
Kurt started home, almost passing Daralis chopping up a stump, when she fell over said stump, her ax off to the side. He stopped next to the brown haired girl, contemplating what he should do. 'I could drop her off at home since she lived next door to me, but I don't know if her door is unlocked. I'm not leaving her in my house, especially not after last time. I guess it's time to go to the clinic...I wanted to go to the caves anyway.'
Witness 3: Alex
The black haired male was taking a leisurely stroll up the mountainside, picking herbs whenever he found them. Soon though, his stroll was halted as he saw his best patient next to a rock, the swirly eyes almost visible. Her hammer leaned innocently against said rock. Alex sighed as he picked her up, carefully wandering back down the mountain with his light load.
Witness 4: Jamie
Jamie sat boredly fishing near the idiotic girl, Daralis, watching as she would break up a stump, work on catching a fish to eat, and repeat the procedure. As he watched, though, he saw her sway and fall onto the bonfire she had made awhile ago. He stood up and pulled her out of the fire, pouring a bit of water out of his watering can after he did so. The purple haired male thought about this problem, 'I could take the time out of my schedule to drag her to the clinic, but it'd be such a waste. Then again, I can't just drop her on her doorstep...' He thought on it and found his chance. Joe was coming up the street, he would just leave him to do it all!
He hid in the tree line as Joe approached. Jamie also nearly killed Joe as he passed right on by the K.O-ed girl, 'Gragh! Damn you, you idiotic bastard!' He went back to the girl and kicked her, seeing whether he could just get her to wake up that way. 'Crap, she has a hold of my leg now...' Kick! 'Let.' Kick! 'Go.' Kick! 'Of.' Kick! 'My.' Kick! 'Leg.' Kick! 'Damn.' Kick! 'You.' Kick! Now that Daralis possibly had quite a few bruises on her from his mildly soft kicks, he decided he might as well take her to the clinic, after all, he did waste a good hour on just attempting to wake her up.
Daralis: The one with Jamie was my favorite...and the fact that I have fallen in a bonfire in the game. (never did get that fish I was cooking...)