DISclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own Naruto or the song So What, SO YOU CAN'T SUE!! HAHAHAHAHA!! IN YOUR FACE!! dances

CLAIMer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I own this plot, and Hru, Aki and Shinju Uchiha too!

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SasuTema, ItaSaku, AND KankuTen!! AS WELL AS MENTIONS OF GaaMatsu!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ANY OF

THESE THINGS, CLICK THE BACK BUTTON NOW AND DON'T BITCH AT ME IN A REVEIW!!

P.S. This is what MIGHT be part of the sequel to "Captured Love", which I am currently working on with kogafan013(a.k.a. Saku-imoto-chan).

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"TEMA-ONEE-CHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!" a bubbly, loud and very happy pink-haired, green-eyed woman, about the age of thirty-five, squealed quietly, as her sister-in-law approached the Uchiha Compound, safely under the cover of darkness.

Yes, Uchiha Sakura was VERY happy to see her sister-in-law/best friend after two years, but she could understand WHY she hadn't seen either her brother-in-law, Uchiha Sasuke, and her sister-in-law, Uchiha Temari, for two years: they were both Orochimaru's right-hand Sound ninja.

Of course, both Itachi and Sakura HAD been part of the Akatsuki, thirteen years ago, but they had quit, and they had submitted to the punishment Tsunade found acceptable. Sasuke and Temari, however, had chosen not to come back to Konoha, and to remain loyal to Orochimaru, but that didn't stop Temari visiting Sakura,or her other sisters-in-law, Sabaku no Matsuri and Sabaku no Tenten, though.

The female sandy-blond, teal eyed Sound nin only smiled at Sakura's antics.

"It's good to see you too, Saku-imoto-chan." Temari said, smirking, as she embraced her 'younger sister'.

"OI! TEMA! Don't forget me!" the brown haired, brown-eyed Sand weapons mistress snapped, pretending to pout.

"Hi, Tenten-imoto-chan." Temari said, still smirking, and embracing her other 'younger sister'.

"Where's Shinju-chan? I wanted her to see how much Haru and Aki have grown!" Sakura questioned, hands on her hips, wondering where her niece was, and mentioning the rapidly changing height of her twins.

"Well, she was right behind me. I think she--" but Temari was cut off, as the aforementioned thirteen-year-old girl and the aforementioned eight-year-old twins tumbled out of the bushes, locked in a three-way wrestling match.

"At least we know where they are now..." Tenten offered lamely, watching the children scuffle.

"Yes, indeed we do." Temari said, fixing the violently moving cloud of dust that was Shinju, Haru and Aki with a glare.

"Why don't we all go inside, and let the children be?" Sakura asked, opening the door.

Both the older women agreed, and they left the three children to, hopefully, NOT kill each other...

"Tema-chan, I really don't think Sasuke is the one for you, he's no good!" Tenten stated bluntly, once they were all seated and had steaming mugs of tea before them, curtsey of Sakura, getting right to the point.

Temari immediately bristled at what Tenten had said about Sasuke. She sighed and took a CD out of her bag.

"You really think so, or is it just because you’re bitter that you were the only one forced into an arranged marriage, hmm Tenten? Well, here's hat I have to say to that," Temari said, putting the CD into the CD player and, finding the track she wanted, began to sing with Ciera as the song played, changing the lyrics to fit the situation.

"You say he do a little of this

He do a little of that

He's always in trouble, and I heard

He ain't nothing but a pimp

He got a lot of chicks

He's always in the club

And you say he think he's slick

He got a lot of chips

He's so messed up, I heard

He's been locked up, find somebody else

He ain't nothing but a thug

So what

So what

So what

So what"

And glared at them as the male part of the song played, and it seemed that Sasuke was singing it, which he was, unbeknownst to the women.

"And Tenten says I'm a slut, I'm

a hoe, I'm a freak

I got a different girl

every day of the week

You too smart to

You'd be a dummy to believe

That stuff that you heard

That she says about me

She says I done this

She said I done that

But all of it's fiction

none of it's facts

But you don't be hearing

that about your love

You let it go in one ear

and out the other

The she say, they say, I heard

The beef ain't, we can't let

it get on our nerves

Tenten miserable, she just want you to be

Like her misery needs company

So don't listen to that

vine of grapes there

Nothing but liars hating I bet

She wouldn't mind trading places

With you by my side in my Mercedes"

Then Temari began to sing again.

"You say he do a little of this

He do a little of that

He's always in trouble, and I heard

He ain't nothing but a pimp

He got a lot of chicks

He's always in the club

And you say he think he's slick

He got a lot of chips

He's sellin' drugs, I heard

He's been locked up, find somebody else

He ain't nothing but a thug

So what

So what

So what

So what"

Sasuke resumed the song.

"Mo' money mo' problems

Life of a legend

Tenten throws salt like

rice at a wedding

So what, that's your sister-in-law

That don't mean nothing

Tenten like missing in a

tight of affection

You get, you just blind to the facts

See the lies, just obvious

drives for attention

You to the fine just

supply your suspicious

But listen, say you love me

Gotta trust me

Why you stress this in-law mess

Break up never, Tenten just jealous

Drama for your dead mama, mean

mug for your brothers

I'm the author of the

book nigga judge by the

cover, yes

I-I been to jail, yes

I-I'm grinding for real and

I'm positive, Tenten

talking negative pimp

She hates to see you doing

better then her, so"

Temari resumed her part.

"You say he do a little of this

He do a little of that

He's always in trouble, and I heard

He ain't nothing but a pimp

He got a lot of chicks

He's always in the club

And you say he think he's slick

He got a lot of chips

He's sellin' drugs, I heard

He's been locked up, find somebody else

He ain't nothing but a thug

So what

So what

So what

So what"

(Sasuke said this in the background, "Ladies and gentlemen! Temari!")

"Tenten you don't like it

'Cause he hangs out in the streets

But he's my husband

He's always been here for me

This love is serious

No matter what you think

I'm gon' be there for him

And I don't care what you say

Tenten you don't like it

'Cause he hangs out in the streets

But he's my husband

He's always been here for me

I like the thug in him

No matter what you think

I'm gon' be there for him

And I don't care what you say

He do a little of this

He do a little of that

He's always in trouble, and I heard

He ain't nothing but a pimp

He got a lot of chicks

He's always in the club

And you say he think he's slick

He got a lot of chips

He's sellin' drugs, I heard

He's been locked up, find somebody else

He ain't nothing but a thug

So what

So what

So what

So what"

As she finished, Temari glared at Tenten, feeling betrayed.

"Don't be sorry if I don't come back." she said, her voice cold enough to make hell freeze.

"Tema--! Wait--!" Tenten called, but Temari was already gone, taking Shinju with her.

A few hours later, on the outskirts of Otogakure.

"Mother, why did we leave Aunt Sakura and Uncle Itachi's house so soon?" Shinju inquired, voice monotone.

"If you're ever in love Shinju-chan, and someone says something bad about the one you love, you'll know why." was all the answer Temari would give the confused girl.

To this Shinju merely shrugged, deeming it not worth her attention, and going to find her best friend, Tayuya.

Before they fell asleep that night, Sasuke asked,

"They said things against me, what did you say?"

"So what?" Temari smirked, falling asleep.

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(A/N: YAY ME!! IT IS DONE!!

Translations:

Shinju: Pearl

Haru: Spring

Aki: Winter

Until next time!

Ja ne my lovely readers!!

Sincerely,

Temari Sabaku Nara.

P.S. I didn't discribe Shinju, Aki or Haru in this story, because that would be giving away TOO much, and this might not even happen in the sequal at all, so don't get mad at me!)