|Repressed Ninja: Life Cycle
Author: Deida PM
Tsunade gives the ninja of Konoha a village-wide mission. Meanwhile, she worries about the daughter of a friend. While the daughter teaches the ninja to love, Kakashi and Sasuke fight to win her heart.Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11-21-08 - Published: 05-31-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4290368
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Tsunade sat at her desk. She put down her calligraphy brush. She kissed the paper and set it down to admire it from afar. Shizune looked nervously at Tsunade, afraid that she had lost her mind. Tsunade laughed and spoke for the first time in hours.
"Shizune, I did it! I have constructed the perfect mission! A mission for the continuation of the village, a gift for most of the shinobi, and personal entertainment for yours truly. This is perfect!"
"What did you call it?"
"S-rank mission: life cycle. The most fitting of names. Do you remember when the Fourth tried to pass this mission...I suppose not, but it would have worked. Well I guess it did. Nine births in only about a year? Not too shabby, considering these sexually repressed nin."
Tsunade filed all the papers and made the preparations. The shinobi of Konoha were in for a huge surprise. Plus three certain Suna nin. Tsunade was truly pleased to do paperwork, for once in her life. She even lowered the legal drinking and gambling age. It was kept quit until the unveiling of the mission.
Shizune assembled every single ninja in the village. They all stood outside the Hokage's mansion in confusion. Tsunade stood on the roof and grinned down at them. She saw several faces that she marked for close observation. Kakashi Hatake and his students were among those faces.
"My dear ninja, you have been gathered here today for a village wide, S-rank mission. This mission is the most important any of you can ever undertake. We are even blessed with three guests to help us. Know now that this shall be a year-long mission. Sometimes some of you will be called away for other missions. Women, if you are on any anti-pregnancy medication, you will stop it today. Males, if you are gay or lack equipment, you are free to leave now." Several shinobi left. "Now to hear full details, the mission is to impregnate the women and boost population."
A mass cry of WTF was heard. Tsunade chuckled. She turned back to Shizune. Shizune nodded and carried stacks of papers to the front. She threw them down. It rained blue, grey, green, orange, any color you can imagine, it rained. A few people got paper cuts from the falling paper.
Kakashi didn't need any of these papers. He lived through the Fourth's version of the mission. And he didn't need telling twice. He shrugged and walked away, towards the outer edges. A kunochi caught his eye. She smiled at him. He blinked and she was gone. His team found him. Dammit.
Naruto's sweet, naive face puffed in question. Sakura looked around at all the men. She never realized just how many hot men lived in her village before. Sasuke just stood, like a cut-out. Kakashi looked at their confused faces. He told them to meet him at the training field. Then he poofed away, leaving a log. Sasuke eyed the log evilly, with hatred.
At the training field, Kakashi was not alone. Kurenai and her team were already there. As was Gai and his team. They looked at Kakashi and his team. The senseis decided to combine talks. Kakashi would go first, then Gai, ending with Kurenai. Asuma and his team were elsewhere. The young students fidgeted to say the least. Kakashi scared them all for life. Gai was not much better. Kurenai actually taught them something. No pictures from porn books or strange poems and dances.
After the lesson, the students left. Gai ran off to get something. Kurenai looked at Kakashi. He knew this was coming, just as Sasuke knew that he would be raped senseless. Kureni put the moves on Kakashi. She was shot down as Kakashi remembered that kunochi from earlier.
Back with Asuma and his team sat the kunochi. They were watching "an educational video". It was actually a porno. The kunochi was quite entranced by the video. Shikamaru sat next to her, leaned against a chair. Choji and Ino were making-out. Asuma was watching his students rather then the video.
"Such a drag..."
"What? Why so bored with sex?"
"No motavation? I can fix that."
The kunochi sat on Shikamaru's lap. She started to kiss him. Soon all eyes were on them instead. The video ended and no one noticed. The kunochi and Shika didn't realize that they had an audience. Ino left from jealousy and boredom. She bumped into none other then Kakashi who made the mistake of talking to her.
She fumed for a good ten minutes before mentioning the kunochi. Kakashi ran straight for Asuma's. Kakashi came just after she left. Choji was still on the couch from his make-out session with Ino. Shika and Asuma were both digging around for clothes and the like. Kakashi stormed out cursing. He had to find her.
Kakashi ran down the street. He found Kurenai and Gai going at it inside Ichiraku. She sure acted fast. Kakashi couldn't blame or condemn her. Kakashi past them and found Lee a little ways away. He was busy having an orgy with Tenten, Neji, Anko and Sakura. Ino and a group of about twenty other females sat planning Sasuke's capture and rape. Kakashi had a moment of silence for his student.
Tsunade woke with a start. That dream was so vivid. She looked at the mission plans. She put an age limit, just to be safe. Shizune looked worriedly at her. Tsunade sighed and sat back, feet on the desk.
"Don't worry, Lady Tsunade. I'm sure that they are all going to fine. But maybe, you should reconsider this for another time..."
"Shizune, shut the hell up! When have I ever listened to you anyway? You're my friggn' underling! Stop your bitching!"
Shizune's black eyes started to water. Tsunade tsked.
"I'm sorry, Shizune, I'm just stressed."
"I know. But I'm sure that your dream will not come true. Maybe the part with Ino Yamanka, but we all know how she is."
"Yeah...I'm just worried about HER."
"She'll be fine! It's not like anyone knows that the Fourth had a illegitimate daughter. Why would any of our own even care?"
"It's Suna that worries me. And the Akatsuki are moving again. If they find out that Konan's daughter is here...I shudder."
"Does she know?"
"Not about her father. It was his wish that none knew, including his children. He had a big heart, but very faulty plans."
"You know that the same thing will happen again, right?"
"Minato really screwed his kids over."
"Yes he did."
Tsunade stretched and went to bed. She woke up the next morning. She summond the shinobi and gave them the mission. She then sent them off. The senseis of the younger ones had to fill in their students. Tsunade then awaited the arrival of a certain kunochi. She looked like her mother, only blonde, like her father and half-brother. She warmly greeted Tsunade.
"I feel that you should know more about your past, so that you don't inbreed with your brother. As you know, your mother is in the Akatsuki, and your father a hero from here. Well, I lied, I know your father. His name is Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage. And your brother is Naruto Uzumaki."
"I know. I read it in your files while working under you. That's why I left, so I could meet my mother."
"Are you going to help us?"
"Yes, of course! I owe my father."
"Naruto doesn't know."
"I figured. Goodbye."
The kunochi stood to leave.
"Yume Namikaze, good luck."
Yume nodded and left. Tsunade sighed. That girl was a handful. If you thought Naruto was bad, then you're in for an awakening. At least, that's how Yume was when she was younger. Shortly after Minato's death, Tsunade was anounced her god-mother. Tsunade had not only Shizune to watch after, she had Yume too. After several years, Yume drifted and left to work around the country.
Naruto sneezed while listening to Kakashi's explanation of sex. Kakashi finished. Gai took his place. Four hours later, Kurenai took over. Two hours after that, Asuma finished up. The students had mixed reactions. The guys left and pretty much stayed together in a varying group for the rest of the year. The girls did the same. The senseis kept to themselves. It seemed nothing had changed, at first.
The second day came. And with it came the realization of what was to happen. Men stared hungrily at every female they past. Well, Jiraiya did at any rate, but he always did that. Most of the men kind of ducked, jumped, or hid whenever a female approached. The sexual repression was so great, it took a few days to became comfortable with the opposite sex. But three certain jounin had no problem. Gai, Asuma, and Kakashi acted as though nothing was different. Only, they were a bit more obvious when they saw an attractive kunochi.
Yume seemed never to have been. She stayed in the background, gathering a sense of male personalities. She was shocked to find how secretive some of these nin were. They had permission, why were they not more active? Then it hit her, sexual repression. She had to help cure it, and fast. She met up with several kunochi to talk about stopping the repression. Most of them scoffed. Yume was young, what the hell did she know? The kunochi from the rookie-nine, and Tenten, listened and agreed with her. They convinced her to even speak to the males about it.
Yume and the young kunochi gathered as many men as they could. They watched Yume curiously as she gave her views. One or two shinobi left. Everyone else stayed. She soon found herself teaching the Konoha ninja, male and female. Those nin became quite productive. Tsunade heavily thanked her.
Kakashi went to the last few meetings. He noticed that Sasuke was very interested in this Yume. Kakashi looked at her closely at the end of one meeting. She was very beautiful, Kakashi understood why Sasuke finally showed obvious want. Kakashi got the feeling that he somehow knew her. Or someone close to her, like a parent.
Yume noticed that Kakashi was watching her. She had no idea who he was. She also saw that the same of Sasuke. Both were exceedingly good-looking, so she decided to meet them one day. After her "class" ended, she hung around. Sasuke and Kakashi noticed. Sasuke stayed behind. Kakashi went to leave. Yume saw and stopped him.
"Wait! Don't leave, masked-one. I wish to speak. Uchiha, you too stay."
The males, Sakura, and Ino grumbled. Kakashi pointed at himself. Yume nodded. Kakashi grinned under his mask. Kakashi walked over to where Yume and Sasuke stood waiting. Several glares were glared as everyone left.
"Hello, Yume Namikaze. You are?"
"Sasuke Uchiha, but I think you already know that?"
"Then how did you know my name was Uchiha?"
"I have my ways. Sharingan."
"Your just lucky its not the Byakugan, or else I'd say you were lookin g at me naked. But if that's what you want, just say so, cause, I have an interesting proposition for you both."
"Oh, and what may it be?"
"You only just met us."
"You and I both know we've been checking each other out."
"So, the proposition?"
"Right, I was wondering if you would both agree to a threesome?"
"But Kakashi's my sensei..."
"And?" Yume went over to Sasuke and continued in a whisper, "You see what's under his mask this way."
"Fine. Where and when?"
"Here and now, while Sakura and Ino film us."
"What. The. Fuck."
"I was joking. My place, now."
"I agree, I don't think Kakashi can wait. But then again, neither can I." Sasuke kissed Yume's cheek. Yume simultaneously put Kakashi's arms around her narrow waist and locked Sasuke in a deep kiss.
They walked to Yume's house like so; Kakashi behind Yume resting his head on hers, too-close-for-comfort, partly because he was enjoying himself, partly because of his 'little Kashi'. Not saying he's little. How would I know?...cough...cough...Sasuke and Yume pretty much kept lip-locked. She would occasionally kiss Kakashi. Sasuke fondled Yume who fondled them both.
Yume unlocked her door with difficulty. They all nearly fell on the floor. They parted and Yume pointed them to her bedroom. She locked her front door and slipped her dress off. A naked Kakashi waited on the bed. Yume walked closer to the bed. Sasuke, also naked, closed the door slowly behind her. Yume turned to face Sasuke. Sasuke pushed down onto Kakashi. He climbed on top of Yume, making Kakashi the uke. It had to be someone. Sasuke held this and that he saw his face against his sensei.
The next morning, Yume woke up sandwiched between Sasuke and Kakashi. Kakashi was sitting up. He told her that he had business. He left Yume's house. Yume snuggled up with Sasuke until he woke up.
"Good after noon."
"What?! I'm late for training!"
"I think it's been cancelled."
"Why?! How do you know that?!"
"Umm, we both just three-wayed with your sensei, I think he won't want to see you for awhile. Especially after making him uke."
"Oh. Want to do it again? Kakashi left his book here."
"Well, just let me cancel my class for today first."
Sasuke nodded. Yume put on a robe and went over to her landlord. The landlord and Yume spoke for a few minutes. She went back inside and the landlord went to inform everyone that the class was cancelled for the day. Yume sat next to Sasuke on the edge of her bed. Sasuke started to rub her shoulders. Yume fell back down. Sasuke climbed on top of her. He grabbed Kakashi's book and placed it over their heads.