A/N: Today I am offically 15! :) In Honor of such an event, I am updating all my stories!

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Disclaimer: No. Don't own anything here. Sorry.

Sakura and Kakashi ran down the aisles of the store, and small plant boy trailing behind them, trying to keep up with their long strides.

When they made it to the intersection between aisles 3-8 and 12-16, the unmistakable sound of an explosion and Hidan’s squeaky voice screaming profanities. With a single shared look, the two split up, leaving the final toddler alone.

“Where did they go? Oh look! Candy!”

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Kakashi dashed down the colored filled toy sections, weaving in and out of customers with ease, following the sound of the curses and chaos.

Finally coming to the right aisle, he groaned at the sight before him. Hidan was attacking Kakuzo viciously with one arm missing and part of his right foot cut off, while the money obsessed toddler easily fended him off with his many threads, while protectively holding a stuffed toy to his chest, obviously keeping it away from the other.

“God damn it, Kakuzo! Give me the fucking doll!” The little boy cursed, charging forward again, trying to reach the toy.

“No Hidan! I got it first! It’s mine! Get another one!” The other responded, glaring at his partner.

“I want that one!”

“NO!”

Kakashi sweat dropped. That was the reason they were fighting to the death? Over some stupid doll? That was certainly reduction of the previous reputation Akatsuki toughness and general badass-ness. Then again, any two ninja fighting over a doll would have some of their reputation taken down, but this was certainly something else.

Hurrying forward, Kakashi couldn’t help but think that being a ninja certainly wasn’t what it used to be.

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While Kakashi was trying to stop two toddlers fighting to the death, literally, Sakura was busy trying to figure out how she got into a position with Tobi crying into her shirt, while Deidara was blowing things up in a temper tantrum while having gum stuck in his hair.

“Sakura-miss, Deidara-chan hurt Tobi! Tobi has a boo-boo!” The crying toddler said, his tears becoming more forceful.

Oh, right. That’s how.

Not 30 seconds ago

Tobi was happily looking at the many Barbie dolls offered by the store, humming happily to himself as he mentally compared the Konoha Kunoichi version to the Medical Ninja one, with the Ramen Stand version tucked securely under his arm, while Deidara was glaring up at the high shelf that held the deluxe Spin Art set that he so desperately wanted. And, once he got it, he was going to search for the elusive puppet doll he saw another child playing with, which looked so much like Sasori-chan.

With a determined put on his chibi face, his mind, which still held remains of his adult self, began planning and plotting to reach his goal.

Looking around the area he was in, he found nothing that could help him reach the tall shelf, that is, until his eyes landed on his partner, Tobi.

Not 30 seconds later

The end result was Tobi agreeing to let Deidara climb on top of his shoulders to try and reach the prize he wanted, and then the two falling, thus ending in Tobi hurting his arm, and Deidara losing his temper at his plan failing. Sakura thought he was bad as an adult, but this was certainly something. She still wasn’t sure how he got bubble gum in his hair.

But, Inner Sakura said, watching the scene with a nonchalant, you have to admit that the explosions are very pretty looking.

I guess I’m going to have make sure my own explosive tags and fireworks are locked up when we get back. Sakura thought in reply as she tried to calm down the very emotional Tobi.

Finally, with the courage she used when fighting intense battles and a stubbornness she naturally had and was later groomed to perfection by her master, she picked up Tobi, and settled him on her hip, while making her way to the other toddler.

They were currently the only ones in the aisle, but there was a large crowd outside of the aisle that was watching with avid interest, but seemed quite content to stay where they were.

Dodging another explosion, Sakura easily caught the wailing Deidara by the back of his mini Akatsuki cloak, and pulled him up with her insane strength.

“Deidara, calm down. Or we’ll cut your hands off and feed them to the mouth on your chest! Then we’ll see how your beloved art turns out!”

The boy instantly quieted.

Sakura smiled, but couldn’t help but wonder if she was forgetting something.

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Zetsu happily sucked on the sucker he had gotten from the candy machine, and was now walking back to where Sakura and Kakashi had left the strollers.

The only thing was, where was that?

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“Hidan, Kakuzo had gotten that toy first, so why not just chose another one?” Kakashi tried to placate, his single visible eye turning upward in a horseshoe smile while a sweat drop rolled down his head.

“No! I WANT THAT ONE!” Hidan shouted, glaring fiercely at his partner, who stuck out his tongue in response, though you could hardly see it with his mask on.

The Copy-ninja was at loss. How was he going to convince Hidan that he should chose another toy. Finally, a thought struck him.

“Hidan,” he began in his most persuasive voice, “you don’t want that smelly, old doll. It’s for babies! Why not chose something that shows how grown up you are?”

The silver haired Jounin saw the wheels turning in the silver haired child’s head, trying to figure out why the man had suddenly changed tactics. But, the only words that fully registered to him were babies and grow up.

“I don’t want that stupid doll anymore! I want this one!” He said, and quickly dashed off to grab the action figure that looked eerily like Kakashi.

Satisfied that he had successfully stopped the bloody battle between the two, the leaf shinobi began searching out the missing body parts of Hidan. That is, until he heard Kakuzo start shouting.

“I DON’T WANT THIS DOLL ANY MORE! HIDAN! GIVE ME YOURS!”

Great, Kakashi thought, just great.I'm sure you all remember playing with Spin Arts! Good times! Good Times!

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