Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just boring someone else's toys.

A/N: This meme will never get old for me.

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Put iTunes or equivalent media player on random.
3. For each song that plays, write something related to the theme you picked inspired by the song. You have only the time frame of the song: no planning beforehand: you start when it starts, and no lingering afterward; once the song is over, you stop writing. (No fair skipping songs either; you have to take what comes by chance!)
4. Do 5 of these, then post.

Anything You Can Do

Why Alvin and Brittany dragged their siblings into their silly little arguments was beyond even the minds of Simon and Jeanette, which was a pity, considering they were the ones their older relatives were bickering over.

“Anything he can do, she can do better!” Brittany glowered at her male counterpart, delicate hands fisted and trembling with pent up rage saved especially only for Alvin Seville.

“In your dreams!” Alvin snapped back.

Rolling his eyes, Simon turned to Jeanette while the other two argued futilely. He nodded off to the side, and Jeanette, lowering her gaze and playing her hands together shyly, murmured a quite “mhmm” as she followed Simon away from the pointless ruckus.

“Jeanette?”

“Yes?”

“Out of pure curiosity,” Simon pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, “who do you think is right? Alvin or Brittany?”

It was default to take her sister's side, but it was second nature to never put herself before the middle Seville child. Deciding to play it safe, to stay in the pan and not leap into the fire, she replied, “does it really matter?”