Hey, guys

Hey, guys. Guess what? I’m doing another Shrek parody!

By the way, I own nothing in this story. Especially the cartoon characters and movie, Shrek. Everyone and everything belongs to their respective owners. Here’s the cast:

Shrek: Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Fiona: Misaki Suzuhara (Angelic Layer)

Donkey: Eddy (Ed, Edd n’ Eddy)

Extras with Eddy: May Richards (Pokemon), Syrus Truesdale (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Konoka Konoe (Negima!), JJAPrice15 A.K.A. Jacob Price (me), Rena Kunisaki (.hack/Legend of the Twilight), Homer Simpson (The Simpsons), Chase (Fighting Foodons), Kayla (Fighting Foodons), Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog), Cream the Rabbit (Sonic the Hedgehog), Hana-Chan (Ojamajo Doremi) and Ben Tennyson (Ben 10 Alien Force).

Dragon: Corina (Mew Mew Power)

Extras with Corina: Charizard (Pokemon) and Tory (Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys)

Farquaad: Dren (Mew Mew Power)

Now, on with the show!

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In darkness, a storybook was laid down. It opened by itself, telling a story as someone reads it, turning the pages that showed the story’s pictures.

“‘Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon pokemon named Charizard. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the Charizard's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss…’”

A pause, then whoever is was laughed as it ripped the page out of the book.

“Yeah, right! Like that's ever gonna happen!” It cackled, sarcastically. “What a load of-”

A toilet flushing came from an outhouse, somewhere in the middle of some woods, cut off that last word. The door swung open to reveal a twelve-year-old boy. He has blond spiky hair, and he wore an orange sweatshirt with a white collar, orange sweatpants, blue footwear, and a blue headband with a silver emblem with a drawing of a leaf engraved in it. He also had Fox ears on his head. He was Naruto Uzumaki.

Naruto looked around the forest he lived in. It wasn’t much, but to thedemon half-fox ninja, it was home. Naruto then checked a watch on his wrist, and saw that it was time for his morning routine.

(A/N: In case you’re wondering, I’m using a forest instead of a swamp.)

JJAPrice15 Presents

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

JJAPrice15’s Naruto

The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin’

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

Naruto scooped up some water from a clean lake with a bucket. He then placed it top of a tree branch nearby as it tilled to spill it all over himself. He bathed himself with a luffa, whistling and spilling some water onto the ground.

Maile Flanagan as Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto then used toothpaste to brushed his teeth. Once he was done, he shows his teeth to a mirror. The teeth’s light shined to the wall upon seeing him.

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Tony Sampson as Eddy

Veronica Taylor as May Richards

Johnny Yong Bosch as Jacob Price

Allison Keith as Rena Kunisaki

Wayne Grayson as Syrus Truesdale

Monica Rial as Konoka Konoe

Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson

Tara Jayne as Chase and Tory

Amy Palant as Kayla

Jason Griffith as Shadow the Hedgehog

Kerry Williams as Cream the Rabbit

Christine Cavanaugh as Hana-chan Makihatayama

Yuri Lowenthal as Ben Tennyson

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

Once Naruto dressed himself up, he gargled some mouth wash and spat it into a pond nearby, killing all the fish in there. He smirked as he took one out.

Jessica Boone as Misaki Suzuhara

Andi Wailey as Corina Bucksworth

Naruto used his hands to get some mud out. Then he took a slug nearby. He used the slug goo to make a sign warning anyone to keep out. He places it in front of his home and smirked.

Later, he went into his home, Naruto was cooking up a big meal for himself, and himself only. Not that he was expecting any other visitors anyway.

Andrew Rannels as Dren

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin

The water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire

How 'bout yours

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Meanwhile, in a village, a mob is formed making a plan. A plan to get a certain ninja. The mob was a group of villagers.

Hey, now, you're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

As the song continued, villagers grab their weapons, and whatever they can use.

Naruto, meanwhile, set fire to his dinner in order to cook it. He smiled. While in the village, the villagers set fire to their torches. After talking a while, they stormed the forest...all the while the ninja himself was, after eating, sitting down on the couch for some peace and quiet.

Of course, that was interrupted when he heared a familiar sound outside. He looked out and sure enough, there is the type-cast mob arriving with their usual weapons.

Naruto groaned, "Geez! Can they for once leave me alone? How many times do I have to put up with this? They do this every week!". So he walked out the back door to do what he usually did: get rid of the 'guests'.

Hey, now, you're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now You're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the mold

The villagers walked quietly through the bushes, not planning to let Naruto know they had arrived, although he had seen them already. They stopped right in front of Naruto's home.

“Is he in there?” asked Peter Griffin in concern. Riku (from Kingdom Hearts 2), who he was speaking to, nodded.

Neji Hyuga smirked and steps forward. “Let's get him!”

"Whoa, are you crazy?" said Cyborg, quietly stopping him. “Don't you know what he'd do to you if he catches you?”

“Yeah! He'd grind your bones to make his bread.” agreed Sago.

“Oh really now,” The mob turned and gasped as they see who spoke: Naruto himself standing before them, on a rock ledge. He was at least amused as he continued, “I think you have me confused with a giant from a dumb fairy tale.” He walked forward slowly as he continued, “Now me, a ninja, I am much worse. I can make a suit of your skins.”

“No!” yelped Jinx in fear.

Naruto continued to talk to him, “I could shave your liver and squeeze the bloody jelly from your eyes.” Naruto pauses to think then he continues, “Actually, it’s not all that good.”

“Stay back, freak! Back!” yelled Sago nervously as he waved a torch at him. “I'm warning you!”

Naruto rolled his eyes and lifts up a hand. Suddenly the torch is blown off without him going near it. The mob gasped in disbelief.

“Now then...” Naruto said calmly. He took a deep breath each, and roared, making the mob screamed in horror and fear.

Then after a while, Naruto stoped and waited as the mob continued. They soon stopped and shivered.

“This is the part where you run away.” Naruto whispered, leaning foward.

The mob did that just then. They run off screaming horror, leaving Naruto's home altogether. Naruto laughed at this. He exclaimed, "And stay out!"

Naruto then saw a piece of paper on the ground and picked it up. It had a picture of a creature on it and some words.

“'Wanted, Demons, Freaks, Toons, etc,'” Naruto said, reading the paper. So that is what it was all about. The mob was trying to turn him in for some cash.

Naruto rolled his eyes and threw the paper onto the ground. He walked back to his cabin. He figured it is none of his buisness and he shouldn't bothered to deal with whoever pursuing the Demons, Freaks, Toons, etc, alike. What the blonde-haired fox-demon didn't know, was that he will soon be proven wrong.

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That’s chapter one. Like it? Anyway, until next chapter, read and review and no flames or destructive criticism.