ah ha ha… I don’t believe it

A/N: This is an Outsiders Parody of the song “Cover of The Rolling Stone” by Dr. Hook. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders, S.E Hinton does.

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“Dally’s back in the cooler.” Ponyboy Curtis said, while entering his house. He’d heard some greasers talking about it earlier on the way home from school, and he’d figured it might strike up an interesting conversation. Darry shook his head and pointed a finger at Ponyboy.

“If you ever get a record half the length of Dally’s, you’ll be in big trouble.” He lectured, while wagging his finger. Two-Bit grinned.

“How ‘bout a record longer, than Dally’s. Now THAT would be something to brag about.” He said, then stopped. He turned to Soda, then to Steve, who both nodded towards him excitedly. Two-Bit’s eyes lit up, and he stood up on the sofa.

“Well, we’re the tuff-est bunch of greasers, we got golden fingers, and we’re loved everywhere we go.” He belted.

”Unlike those Socs!” Soda hollered, Steve shouting quickly after.

“DAMN RIGHT!”

”We fight all the Socs and we race to earn some cash while tryin’ to get some chicks to take home.
We smoke all the time to chill when we’ve had too much of a thrill, but the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha when you get your record longer than Dally’s own.”

Soda and Steve stood up on either side of Two-Bit, who put his arms around them. Together, they began to sing:

”Dally’s record – wanna see mine five times longer-
Record- gonna make me a hundred times stronger-
Record- wanna see my real name
on a record longer than Dally’s own.”

”No way, little buddy.” Darry told Soda, while raising an eyebrow. Two-Bit jumped off the couch onto the floor, using his beer bottle as a microphone.

”I got an addiction to the TV, ‘specially when it plays Mickey, and I’ll never get off my rear
I got my big old Superman: Darry
Who hates it when I drink too much beer
Now them Socs really want to blow our minds
but our minds won’t really be blown
like the blow that’ll getcha when you record longer than Dally’s own.

Dally’s record – wanna see mine five times longer-
Record- gonna make me a hundred times stronger-
Record- wanna see my real name
on a record longer than Dally’s own!”

”You don’t plan on graduating, do you?” Darry sighed, looking at Two-Bit.

“NOPE!”

“Dally’s record – wanna see mine five times longer-
Record- gonna make me a hundred times stronger-
Record- wanna see my real name
on a record longer than Dally’s own!” Soda, Steve, Two-Bit, and Ponyboy all sang in unison, then fell on the floor in a fit of laughter.