My version of kyle’s mom is a bitch

As sung by freddy!

I disclaim freddy, south park, and anything else in this song-fic

Freddy’s mom is a bitch

Nancy Spoken:
(To all of Freddy’s victims) You guys, this is all Freddy’s mom’s fault!

Freddy spoken:
Shut up Nancy!

Nancy spoken:
She’s the one who gave up to an abusive asshole, and it’s all because she’s a big fat stupid bit-

Freddy Spoken:
Don't say it Nancy!

(NANCY)
Weeeeellll!!

(FREDDY)
Don't do it Nancy!

(NANCY)
Weeeeelllll!!

(freddy)
I"m warning you!

(NANCY)
OKay, OKay

(FREDDY)
(TO JASON, WHO IS STANDING NEXT TO HIM)

I'm getting pretty sick of her calling my mom a Bitch.

NANCYSingin:
Well, Freddy's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Freddy:
Shut your funking mouth NANCY!!

Nancy, continued:
On Monday, she's a bitch.
On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
(pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha biatch.
Come on you all know the words!

(ALL THE VICTOMS AND KILLERS START SINGING)

Have you ever met my killer Freddy’s mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Freddy's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this:
(unspeakable passage)
Have you ever met my killer Freddy's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.

(Freddys mom appears behind Nancy in her nuns outfit, freddy gasps in shock)

jason:
ah, Nancy…

Nancy, continued:

Freddy's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
I really mean it... Freddy's Mom...
She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch freddy's Mom...Yeah chaaaah!

(everyone looks at her in shock and fear. Freddy slaps his forehead)

Nancy spoken:
What?

(she turns and see’s freddy’s mom. Her arms are crossed)

nancy, spoken:
OH, Fuck

I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THE SONG1

TO ALL FANS OF FREDDYS GIRL, I WILL UPDATE SOON.

I HAVE BEN GROUNDED.

C U LATER