Shut Up you Troublesome Woman

Summary: Shika’s getting pissed, Sasuke here Sasuke there. That was all she could talk about, so he did something any boy in the right mind would do to shut her up…ShikaIno

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Disclaimer: don’t own

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Shikamaru POV

We, the famous trio of Ino-Shika-Chou with our Jounin sensei, Asuma-sensei, or Team 10, were taking a break from training at our usual training grounds, as usual, Asuma-sensei was smoking, Choji was eating chips, Ino was blabbering continuously about how Sasuke was so great, so handsome…and blah! Man, this troublesome woman is way troublesome than my mom!

“Ino will you please shut up?” Choji asked, probably desperate as well for Ino to shut up.

“B-But, but, I’m just getting to the good part, and then Sasuke-kun…blah, blah, Sasuke, blah, blah, blah Sasuke…” man, I didn’t even want to listen to her blabbering, she is so troublesome. Oh man mom! You can ground me now for as long as you want, just take me away from this troublesome woman! (1)

“Hey, she’s so troublesome…” I whispered to Choji.

“Dude, I know that by heart” Choji said

“Troublesome, wake me up when Ino’s blabbering ends.” I said. I could here in my head the song “Wake Me Up when September Ends” by Greenday (it just randomly came into my mind).

“Yeah…like it will ever end.” Choji said truthfully. Mommy, you can ground me anytime now! Daddy, for the first time, I think mommy’s not troublesome. Troublesome. What a drag.

“Man…so troublesome…” I said.

“Yeah ‘munch’ ‘munch’” Choji said, munching on his chips happily, his expression read: at least one of us is happy. Curse you Choji! How can you be so happy?

“And then…Sasuke-kun…blah, blah, blah! Sasuke-kun…blah, blah, blah, Sasuke-kun…” sighing, I dragged Ino to one of the private areas where we train.

“W-Where are you taking me Shika-kun?” she asked me, I didn’t mind her. Man, shut up, you’re so troublesome.

“Listen, don’t you ever shut up, troublesome?” I asked.

“Nah” she replied, oh God, here she goes again, bubbling about how great that Uchiha is. Mom, ground me now!!

“Ugh.” I said silently

“You know, he’s so handsome, he’s so hot, he’s so…ah…Sasuke-mpfh!” I cut Ino off. How?

I kissed her. Oh hell yeah, man, I’ve been dying to do that. Ino isn’t kissing back so I licked her lower lip, she slyly opened her mouth and I slipped my tongue in, tasting her mouth. Mmm…strawberry’s delicious.

“You still think Sasuke’s hot?” I asked her, with a smirk when I saw her blushing face.

Giggling, Ino answered, “Nah, I don’t even know what it feels like to kiss him…but…you’re such a good kisser Shika-kun.” And with that, we kissed again.

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Lesson learned people, to shut your crush up, kiss them.

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Me: Yay! That was my first ShikaIno story, so how’d you like it? Yeah, it’s short, but I’m running out of ideas to keep it long sorry.

Yoshino: thanks for giving me an idea, Shikamaru Nara, you’re grounded young man!

Shikamaru: man, you troublesome woman, what did I do now? You are so troublesome kid.

Me: shut up!

Shikaku: meh, women, they’re so troublesome! Just leave a troublesome review.

Shikaku: what a drag!