|The One Where the Writer Read Too Many UST Fics
Author: sharp2799 PM
Jack/Sam crack!fic drabble. Un-beta'ed.Rated: Fiction M - English - Parody/Humor - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 06-08-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4309613
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Jack and Sam stared at each other, the cake forgotten on his kitchen counter. Almost involuntarily, they leaned toward each other and suddenly Jack's hands gripped Sam's hips and pulled her close. They smiled and moved closer to kiss and—
"Jack? Sam? What's taking so long? Teal'c and I need that cake! I—"
Without pausing, Jack and Sam pivoted to face Daniel and with fluid, synchronous movements, shot him twice.
"Where were we?" said Sam suggestively.
"Just a minute. Teal'c? You okay?" Jack said, as Teal'c stood frozen by the doorway.
"Indeed. I had warned DanielJackson of his poor timing before. I shall take a cab back to the base." Teal'c inclined his head in their direction and walked out of the kitchen.
"Finally," breathed Jack, pulling Sam close. "No more fucking interruptions!"