Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Berry Blasters

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K

Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy ‘Lita’ Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Tanya Madison, Jamie Albright and Melissa Turnbull

Summary: The ARK Angels are having trouble fitting in at school but when the children of Waterside fall prey to a strange new craze, Cameron, Cheyenne, LC and Aurora become their only hope.

Chapter Ten – Shake, Rattle and Roll

Early next morning the ARK Angels insisted that all four of their parents come down to see what it was that was going to stop them from leaving Waterside. Hunter removed his sunglasses for a better look at what everyone else was seeing, a pile of rubble where Waterside used to be.

“What happened to the school?” Hunter asked in shock.

“It’s gone!” Shawn said.

LC smiled, “Let’s just say Aurora didn’t appreciate what Mr. Applebee said to her yesterday,” she said and everyone looked at Aurora.

“Aurora did this?” Hunter said pointing at his youngest daughter who was sucking on her fist.

“I thought she could only manipulate the weather?” Chyna said.

“And cause natural disasters,” Cameron said.

“You guys have obviously forgotten that Aurora is a force to be reckoned with,” LC said to her parents.

“Obviously,” Hunter said shaking his head in amazement at his daughter’s awesome supernatural power and if the dream he had was anything to go by she would have this power for a long time.

“Mr. Applebee must be devastated,” Shawn said.

“Why don’t we go over and ask him?” Cameron said spotting Mr. Applebee sitting in the rubble where his office would be. Everyone went over to him and indeed he was devastated; he was rocking back and forth shaking his head in disbelief at what had happened to his school.

“It’s gone, its all gone,” he said to himself, “First the ravens, then my juniper tree, now this. My school’s been under attack and now it’s all gone,”

Hunter and Shawn crouched down next to him, “Sure it’s gone but it doesn’t have to stay gone,” Hunter said and Mr. Applebee looked over at the Cerebral Assassin curiously.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“You can rebuild,” Shawn said positively and Mr. Applebee thought about it.

“I suppose I could but it will take awhile,” he said, “Where will the children go in the mean time?”

“Well I guess it would be quicker if you got some help,” Hunter said suggestively and Mr. Applebee furrowed his brow.

“Help, who from?” he asked wearily and Shawn smiled at him brightly.

“From us,” he said and Hunter smiled in Mr. Applebee’s face.

“Of course if we helped you rebuild, we would need something in return,” Hunter said.

“Oh no, that’s not going to happen Mr. Helmsley!” Mr. Applebee snapped standing to his feet, “If you think I’m going to have your children back in exchange for rebuilding the school you’ve got another thing coming,” he said firmly and DX shrugged and walked away.

“Well I guess we’ll be on our way then,” Shawn said, “there are so many other schools in Greenwich to choose from. There’s Sheep Hill Elementary,”

“What a beautiful building that is, I’m sure all the other children will go there too,” Hunter said and Mr. Applebee grabbed his hair in frustration.

“Alright!” he yelled and DX turned back to face him, “Your children can come back to Waterside,”

“Excellent,” DX said smiling.

“Yeah, great,” LC said rolling her eyes.

“There’ll be a few things we’ll have to agree on before we start work,” Hunter said.

“A few things like what?” Mr. Applebee said concerned.

“We’ll talk about it later, we gotta go to work and make some more of that money you so sorely need,” Hunter replied really rubbing it in and Mr. Applebee lowered his head.

“I am truly grateful to both of you, thank you for saving Waterside,” Mr. Applebee said and everyone looked at him shocked, Cameron especially; he never in a million years expected to see Mr. Applebee humbled before his very eyes.

“You really do love this school don’t you sir?” Cameron asked his Headmaster.

“Yes Cameron and I care about your education very much,” Mr. Applebee said and looked at Cheyenne and LC, “that goes for all of you,”

“Well we appreciate that sir, see you next term,” Cameron said.

“I think the school will take longer than that to rebuild Cameron,” Mr. Applebee said and Cameron looked over at his sister.

“Oh no it won’t,” he said, not as long as Cheyenne was part of the building crew.

“It’s a good thing schools out now huh?” Amy said and the ARK Angels nodded enthusiastically, now they could spend all their time with their family on and off the road again and put Waterside at the back of their memories for the whole summer.

At the Sandbox the ARK Angels came downstairs to ask if their parents wanted to play Pictionary since they couldn’t find them upstairs.

“They’re in the living room, I can hear them talking,” LC said and the ARK Angels were about to march in when Cameron remembered the rule about interrupting his parents when they were having a conversation.

“We better wait for them to finish talking,” Cameron said and the ARK Angels waited outside the door.

“So what do you say Amy?” Hunter asked the pregnant Anointed one who played with her ear lobe thoughtfully going over what Hunter told her in her head again.

“You had a dream that they got married and had their wedding reception right here in The Sandbox?” she asked startled by Hunter’s dream.

“Yup, right here in 2028,” Hunter said.

“Wow,” Amy said, “and you think this dream is prophetic?” she asked Hunter and he nodded adamantly.

“Yes, it would explain why they’re so close. Kids their age don’t get close, it’s unheard of. Well now this dream explains everything; they’re close because they’re supposed to get married,” Hunter said and Amy took a deep breath amazed at this information.

“What are you doing?” Shawn asked his wife as Amy pulled out her cell-phone and began to text Trish about Hunter’s dream.

“I’m texting Trish, she’s the one person who would know whether the dream was prophetic or not,” Amy said and her cell-phone rang just after she wrote ‘Trish’, “Hello?” Amy said and she went quiet as Trish told her the answer, moments later she came out of her daze and looked at everyone in the room with a huge smile on her face, “Its true, they’re gonna get married in 2028!” she said in shock.

“I knew it!” Hunter said, “so what do you think of my idea?”

“I think it’s a beautiful idea,” Amy said wiping the tears from her eyes and the ARK Angels’ curiosity rose at the sound of her crying.

“So you’ll sign the papers?” Hunter said.

“What papers?” Cameron wondered.

“Sure,” Amy said and signed the document Hunter had his lawyer prepare for him.

“What about you Shawn?” Hunter asked his best friend as Amy signed next to where Hunter had already signed.

Shawn rubbed his chin, “Wow this is amazing and I think it’s a beautiful idea as-well but they’re so young, what if they change their minds or fall out of love?” Shawn said and Amy and Hunter shook their heads.

“You think Cameron and LC are gonna fall out of love after what Trish just said? She’s the Truth: Trish Stratus Shawn she can’t lie!” Amy said excitedly and Cameron and LC’s eyes widened at the mention of their names.

“Oh yeah I forgot, its so hard to think of Trish as The Truth when she’s kicking butt on Smackdown every week. Okay I’ll sign too!” Shawn said and signed his name on the document next to Amy and Hunter.

“What are they talking about?” Cameron said confused as God had not spoken to him about this.

“Dad was asking about us yesterday, maybe this has something to do with that,” LC said and the ARK Angels kept on listening.

“What about you Joanie, are you in agreement with us that this is the best thing for LC and Cameron?” Hunter said and Joanie stood to her feet and looked at Hunter, Shawn and Amy angrily.

“No I am not in agreement!” she yelled, “and if you think I’m going to sign a document that says Cameron and LC are betrothed to wed in 2028 you’ve got another thing coming!”

“Betrothed?” Cameron said in shock and LC looked at him confused.

“What does betrothed mean Cameron?” Cheyenne asked her big brother.

“It means married,” LC replied and the ARK Angels looked at each other in shock.

“WHAT!” they said at the same-time.

“Joanie it’s just an agreement to say that their marriage is arranged for when they’re old enough to marry,” Hunter said.

“Yeah it’s not like they’re gonna get married anytime soon, its not gonna be until 2028,” Amy added.

“I don’t care Amy I don’t want my daughter’s life planned out for her before it even gets started!” Joanie said furiously.

“Well you’re not in control of this Joanie, God is and it’s pretty obvious to everyone in this room that He wants them to be together forever,” Shawn said adamantly and Joanie gasped.

“Forever?” Joanie said.

“Yes forever, it’s already started why do you think Hunter had that dream, can’t you see it?” Shawn said hoping that Joanie would see it from their point of view.

“Well I disagree Shawn, I totally disagree LC’s just a child!” Joanie argued.

“Whose life my son saved,” Shawn argued back.

“Just like he said he would,” Hunter added, “Don’t you see it Joanie, they’re meant to be together signing this document would make that official in the eyes of the law,”

“They eyes of the law? Love is not an official document Hunter, you can’t just file it away then re-open it some-time in the future. It has to grow on its own like a plant or a tree. Look at how we got together, there was nothing official about our love story yet here we are together against all the odds. And what about you two,” Joanie said to Amy and Shawn, “talk about unofficial, Amy you were engaged to another man and Shawn you were married for 7 years! And now you wanna map out LC and Cameron’s love life for them, it’s not right!”

“This isn’t about us it’s about them,” Shawn protested.

“No it is about you, it’s about you wanting to control our children’s futures. Well you know what guys if you think this is God’s plan for my daughter’s future, I say to Hell with God and to Hell with the ARK Angels of DX!” Chyna snapped and stormed out of the living room and the ARK Angels jumped when she opened the door and saw them there.

“Joanie wait!” Hunter said running after her.

“Whoa-whoa-whoa guys, mom calm down I think you should know what we think about this arranged marriage thing,” LC said to their parents and she took Cameron’s hand, “We’re totally cool with it,”

“What?” Chyna said in shock.

“You are?” Hunter said relieved, “I knew it, see Joanie they are meant to be together forever, now come back in here and sign this thing,” Hunter said pointing to the document.

“Forever?” Joanie said looking at Cameron and LC, “you kids are out of your mind, you don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re too young to know what you’re talking about!”

“This isn’t about some gooey childhood romance Aunt Joanie,” Cameron said, “The simple fact is there will never be anyone else for us, ever,” Cameron said.

“Not ever?” Joanie asked.

“Never ever ever,” LC added with a smile and Joanie shook her head defiantly.

“Not if I have anything to say about it!” she said and picked LC up and carried her to her bedroom.

“Mom where are we going, we wanted to play Pictionary!” LC said as Joanie pulled down her suitcase and started to pack, then she ran to LC’s room and started to pack her clothes, “Mom where are we going?” LC asked starting to get worried, “Seriously mom where are we going?”

“To see your father,” Joanie said and LC’s face narrowed in confusion.

“So what are you packing your suitcase for, he’s right downstairs?” LC said puzzled.

“I mean your other father,” Chyna said and LC’s face dropped in distress.

“You don’t mean who I think you mean do you?” LC said picturing the face she hadn’t seen in long, long time and didn’t want to see either.

“Let’s go,” Chyna said grabbing LC and storming towards the front door of the Sandbox.

“Joanie calm down, let’s talk about this before you doing something stupid,” Hunter said.

“Do you still want to go through with this arranged marriage nonsense?” Joanie asked Hunter who nodded.

“Yes,” he said.

“Then we have nothing to talk about,” Chyna said and opened the door to leave.

“Mom we can’t go I’m The ARK, I’m Aurora Rose’s Keeper I can’t leave her behind to see some one-eyed freak!” LC said pulling away from her mother and reaching out for Aurora who had suddenly started to get upset.

“I told you to forget about the ARK Angels, we’re going to see the King of the World,” Joanie said and she left the Sandbox and headed towards the DX Machine.

“The King of the World? Why does that name sound so familiar?” Hunter thought running after Joanie and Aurora started to cry and it started to rain inside the house.

“What’s going on Cameron?” Cheyenne asked her big brother who had silently watched the craziness unfold from the living room door.

“Aunt Joanie doesn’t want me and LC to get married when we get older, so she’s going to see the one man that could stop that from happening,” Cameron said watching Hunter, Shawn and Amy try to reason with Joanie.

“Who’s that?” Cheyenne asked.

“Chris Jericho,” Cameron answered and LC reached out to him from her mother’s arms.

“Cameron!” she cried.

“LC,” Cameron said from the door and suddenly thunder struck the DX Machine setting it on fire, everyone ran away from it back to The Sandbox but Cameron wasn’t surprised; there was no way Aurora was going to be separated from her sister ever again.

“Okay-okay, time out Ro-Ro, time out!” Hunter said to his daughter and she stopped crying as LC held her tightly and it stopped raining inside the house and the driver wondered what the Hell was going on, “In the interest of all our safety, I think we should shelve this whole betrothal thing for awhile,”

“Agreed,” Shawn and Amy said.

“Good, now let’s never speak of it again,” Joanie said firmly.

“Can you believe I’m gonna be 63 when this wedding takes place?” Shawn said to Amy.

“I’m gonna be 52!” Amy added excitedly.

“Hey what did I just say?” Joanie snapped at them annoyed.

“Just because we don’t talk about it doesn’t mean it’s not gonna happen,” Amy said to Joanie and Shawn nodded.

“We’ll see about that,” Joanie said under her breath, “I’m sorry LC, I’m sorry Ro-Ro, I didn’t mean to scare you,” she said turning to her daughter who was standing next to Cameron playing with Aurora. The image was very powerful and it burned in the back of all their minds that night, especially Chyna who couldn’t sleep.

Los Angeles, California, 12am:

“Hello?”

“Hello Chris?” Chyna said quietly outside her bedroom door on the cordless phone.

“Who is this?” Chris Jericho replied.

“It’s me Chyna,” Joanie whispered.

“What do you want?” Chris said rudely.

“I need to see you, it’s about LC. Hunter wants to do something and I’m totally against it and since you’re her other father I need you to make sure that it can’t ever happen,” Chyna said.

Jericho smirked, “Going against your man’s wishes huh? Sure I’ll help you, just name the time and place,” he said.

“Great I’ll come and see you in L.A,” Chyna said and hung up and Jericho lay back on his bed with a big smile on his face. Stephanie McMahon stirred next to him.

“Who were you talking to?” she asked in a sleepy voice.

“Nevermind princess, nevermind,” Chris Jericho said and planted a kiss on his fiancée’s head wondering what on Earth it was that Chyna wanted to talk to him about before closing his right eye and falling asleep right next to her.