Danika's Note: Hey guys... I know this chapter is really ugly, and I'm sorry! But I am completely exhausted and big things are happening tomorrow, so I had to get this out tonight. That's right. Tune in tomorrow; we're in for some fun. In the meantime, disregard any inconsistencies with the times, formatting and general editing. I promise I'll get back to it and pretty it up when I can.

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 10:10 am

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: About Sunday

Dear Jareth,

Well, that still doesn't excuse me for acting as I did. Besides, I could have said no, that I wasn't ready, couldn't I? But... I wanted to fly. Toby's been talking about it for weeks now, and... Oh, I wanted it. I probably should have sat it out... but hindsight is twenty-twenty. Ah well.

When will you learn? Who knows? I'm strong willed, stubborn to a fault, and fussy. I'm sure you'll catch on, eventually. ;-) Always expect the unexpected from Drama Queens.

Shield magic? Ah. Hm. Might be interesting.

Oh dear - guests?? Ah, I'm sorry. Really, if you can't make it, I will understand, as will Toby. I hate to pull you away from your duties like that.

Um... no. No bellbottoms. Help yourself to the stack on my table... And I think there's a GQ magazine in there, too, that might be useful.

You and your insatiable curiousity. It's not that grand of a story, the tale of Phil and I, but if you'd really want to know, I'll tell you. No, I don't mind you asking. Some parts of my life are very private, but that particular relationship isn't one of them.

I knew him for years, met him through my parents. He was always just a friend, and I honestly wasn't that interested in dating him, but my parents encouraged it, especially my Dad. They had every reason to want him for me... he had a good job, he was steady, reliable, and, apparently, we got along really well. It seemed only natural that we should date. So, when he asked me out, I agreed. Both his parents and mine were pleased with it... but we really weren't. We tried.

The thing about Phil was that he was so... so... practical. Everything had a use, a purpose, a time and a place. If he didn't need it, he wouldn't buy it. If there was no concrete proof that something did exist, then it didn't. Starting to see where things went wrong?

I consider myself to be a relatively practical girl, but I have my own flare for the whimsical, and I do enjoy spontaneity now and then. Plus, I'm... well, as you put it, I'm affectionate. When someone does something nice, I hug them to say thank you. I like having someone put their arm around me during a movie, or hold my hand while we walk. I crave touch. Phil didn't exactly like that. He liked routines, and had certain ideas about public displays of affection - as in... not ever having them. Affection was ‑­

something to be displayed only in private. No one would have guessed we were dating, if they didn't already know it.

Yet, strangely, he had certain forms of affection he felt were more than acceptable for others to see. He'd come over to dinner with my family, and I'd try to greet him with a kiss, and he'd shuffle me aside, give me a hug, and kiss the top of my head. He'd do that frequently in front of my family. Made me feel like a child, not the woman he was seeing. He wasn't quite the same person I was friends with.

It finally came up at my apartment one night. I confessed to him that things were too complicated. I wanted love that wasn't defined by a strict set of rules. He lived by rules, and wasn't comfortable with the contact and affection I needed. He said I was "needy". I was so frustrated, I told him that we made better friends than anything else, and he quickly agreed, and that's what we've been ever since. He didn't even fight for me... which only confirmed my decision. And, crazily enough, since I had only really dated him in the first place because my family had pushed me to do so, I wasn't too broken up about it.

And there you have it. Not quite worthy of a bard's tale. Alas.

Yes, if you come, Dad will think you're with me. Part of this is my own fault... I've always promised them that if I found someone special, I'd bring him home... so, now, regardless of who I bring home, they think... yeah. Unfortunately, Dad has a terrible grasp of modern dating standards, so... I'm afraid he'll probably think the worst. Or the best. Or however you'd call it. Oh, if you even so much as think of turning my father into a flower, you are going to be in sooo much trouble. Though... all things considered... if you do, I will be understanding of it. Even Phil had a hard time with Dad's ‘talks'.

Yes, yes, I did enjoy the flight. It was wonderful. Again, you need to start expecting the unexpected with me. ;-) Poor Toby... I'm sure he'll get better with time, and then hopefully won't be so put out. I've never seen a hawk look so indignant.

Always,

Sarah

P.S. Oh, let him believe what he wishes then. Silly thing...

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:57 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: The Next Step

Toby,

I am writing to inform you that I will not be coming to pick you up tonight. If you wish to continue your lessons, you will need to come to me. I have left you a gift. You will find a band with a dark blue stone ‑­

set in the center atop your dresser. You will notice that the shades of blue and black within the stone tend to swirl when you stare at it closely. Secure this band to your wrist. It will act as a focus for you, much as the feather I spelled helped you transform.

You must use this to come to me tonight.

You must discover how to do this on your own.

Try not to blow anything up.

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:14 PM

To: GlitterinKing

Subject: RE: The Next Step

Jareth,

Got the band. It looks like a bracelet. At least it's not pink...

You're not going to give me any hints are you? If I said I think I might need to work on my vizioning (is that spelled right?) skills would that be right?? And pushing outwards?

And I haven't blown anything up for three days.

From, Toby

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 1:02pm

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Computer is working!

Hey little Bro,

Oh, wasn't flying so awesome?? I haven't had that great of a time in years! YEARS! I haven't stopped thinking about it since Jareth brought me home that night. You were right, Toby... it was awesome!! And, as stupid as it is to say it, I loved being a falcon. Don't be mad about the loops I made around you guys... peregrines are just very agile. I figured you would have been excited that you, as a hawk, were bigger than me. I can't wait for next Monday, to go flying again. I really had a good time.

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And also, DANG, boy! You spin crystals better than I ever will! Seriously... I felt bad for Jareth, trying to teach me. He got hurt as many times as I did. Crazy.

But, back to discussing your last email...

Yep, that was Sue at the festival. Yeah, the fire guy we talked to was one of her friends. Francis the Fire-Eater, or something like that. She always makes friends with the oddest ones at the festival.

I've now talked about my powers quite a bit with Jareth... but he still hasn't said why I have both. Honestly, I don't think he knows... I don't think it's something that can be explained. I think it just is how it is, you know? Like the baby calf we saw on the news that was born with two heads, or the white buffalo. Sometimes odd things just happen in nature.

Oh, Jareth and I were not awful on Friday! Of course I noticed Jareth's hands on me - how could I not have noticed? - but come on, kid. He wasn't being mushy, he was helping me. Jareth doesn't get mushy with me. And me?? What do you mean I wasn't much better? I barely even touched him! Barely, and only when he asked me to. You do want me to learn magic, don't you? It's not my fault that I'm older than you, and so I need extra help with it. It's harder for me to use it, since I'm full grown. You know that.

We were not being gross! You want gross, I'll give you gross - I'll happily blush and giggle when he touches me and stare deeply into his eyes when he looks at me and swoon like the Ariel did on The Little Mermaid! See? Things could be worse. But for the last time, kid, Jareth does not think about me in mushy-ways... he's just teaching me, and helping me.

Well, I can't see the future, kid. Still, not that it will ever happen, but IF we ever decide to be mushy, I'll tell you to go help Marshel in the kitchen, okay? I swear. No on-purpose mushies.

No, it's not like the Bodysnatchers. Remember Bambi? The Owl tells them all about getting twitterpated? THAT's what it's like. But, if you notice, when they all did get twitterpated, they were pretty happy, weren't they? Just some food-for-thought on that one.

If you outgrow the cootie thing before you're a teen, you'll be fine, I promise. I outgrew them when I was... well, I was about your age when I stopped worrying about cooties. It just means you're very grown up for your age. It's not a bad thing, I swear.

Have fun tonight with your lessons... oh, crud, it's Wednesday, isn't it?? Game night. Dear me, I don't know if I'm ready to use the magic to bring my friends from the Labyrinth, like before... I think I'll ask Jareth about it.

Anyway, have fun, and I'll see you Friday night!

Love,

Sarah

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From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:15 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: The Next Step

Toby,

Whether or not it looks like a bracelet, I would recommend wearing it at all times. If, for some reason, you have some emergency and need to come Underground, it will allow you to do so until you are powerful enough to travel the shadows on your own. Once you figure it out, that is.

No, I will not give you hints. A very great part of magic is figuring out how to accomplish things on your own. Some instructors will insist on holding their students' hands through ever lesson, I am not of this mind frame. If I had never learned to experiment with magic, I would not have been able to bring the internet underground. Of course, you must also be extremely cautious. If I had never learned to experiment with magic... the Bog of Eternal Stench would not exist either.

No hints.

By the way, your sister has asked me to your birthday party this weekend. Thank you for the invitation. I have been attempting to decide what I might give you as a gift. I am torn between a lovely, pink Unicorn named Mr.. Jingles and a life-sized stuffed animal shaped like that purple monster fellow you like so much. What do you think?

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 4:30pm

To: Imbecilicsubject1(a)crystalcast com

Subject: Game Night!

Hey Troink,

How are you feeling? I hope you're all better! I'm doing good, too. In fact... I think I'm ready to start up our game nights again. Are you feeling up to it?

‑­

Let me know, when you can.

Love,

Sarah

From: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 9:33 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: Mumsie to Jareth

To

His Royal Majesty

The Goblin King

My beloved Jareth,

Sigmund has not come from hiding since your rude little altercation. It's not like I look for commitment from these boys. I simply enjoy feeling as though I could still have my pick if I was seeking male companionship. Trust me, as soon as their lack of maturity grows tiresome I move on.

You will just have to be patient with the girl. You should have no difficulty with that, I'm certain. Surely she would be a bit rattled after the incident. She nearly broke one of your teeth?! Which means she struck your face?! Please tell me she didn't harm your beautiful face! Do be careful.

Oh, how could I ever forget that racket you made as a child? It was all I could do to keep from ripping out my own ears. You thankfully mastered it and can create the most intriguing music now but those were trying times for the Goblin Kingdom . Tobias's first attempts will most definitely be suitable for whatever vicious punishment you wish to bestow upon your subjects.

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Oh, leave it to you to find a reason to be late... The poor woman was probably making herself ill worrying about it. I'll bet that she had dinner scheduled to be finished exactly on time, too... But how sweet of her to invite you.

I knew she wouldn't be completely closed to the idea of Tobias coming Underground! Call it a woman's instinct... She more than likely knows how much he loves his new abilities and wouldn't wish to hold him back if he came to want to live here. Again darling, you are always the pessimist, especially in regards to Chenea. Of course I would be honored to see to the boy if the need ever arose... Which it won't.

My, my, how could I forget my fondness for Marshel's antics? But the idea of returning her dinner favor was very thoughtful of you. I hope one day those two can collaborate. I am certain their combined creations would be most delectable.

Oh my, you were caught appearing by another human? In all reality she should have had the memory erased. I do understand the need to confide in a female friend, though. Still, I have yet to hear of an Aboveground resident requesting an autograph of all things. Do you believe she knew of you? Perhaps Sarah had already told Zoo about you to some extent. But why she would want to discuss a male friend without him knowing is completely beyond me...

Yes, there is indeed a spell affecting you. However, I don't believe it is the one you are thinking of. What could possibly make you do something that out of character? Oh and she would just love the Dryad Temple. Even if it didn't really suit her fancy I had no idea it would really matter so much to you.

Well, if the High Queen Maureen is so distraught over missing my aquatic displays there are plenty of days left for that. I wouldn't mind putting on a little repeat performance if she were to happen to stop by.

Good luck on solving the spell issue and instructing the girl. Continue your wonderful job of keeping your patience and please be mindful to protect your dashing good looks. You know how important it is for our family to maintain our flawless appearance.

Your Mumsie,

Her Royal Highness

Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins

Amara

From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 9:30 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Jareth,

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Operation: Goblins vs. Flame Chicken? I'm not certain I even wish to know.

The boy used my gift to study? Smart lad! I'll keep in mind what you said about magical toys...perhaps I'll give him a book. I know many children don't take to books, but I have one in mind I think he'll like. I'll have to see if I can find it though.

I am not selling Theeta short, Jareth. I doubt Draconis will 'snatch' her away from you, because the idea of the two of them romantically involved is ridiculous! I realize that I call Draconis a crusty old dragon, but really he's barely a decade older than I am! Theeta is...well, ancient!

You do have attrocious taste in jewelry, but that particular necklace was lovely. Yes, I like ducks. I like them in ponds or covered in a light orange sauce. I do not like ducks sparkly, pink, and hanging from my ears. I looked ridiculous in them!

Must go, there have been storms brewing all day and I can hear another approach. Joy of joys, I get to help bail water out of the lower cavern...again.

Rel

P.S. The only reason you're not usually high on people's list of those they would like to meet is because the vast majority of the Fae Court is vapid. Really, you're not missing out on anything by not knowing them.

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:50 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: About Sunday

Sarah,

Your actions were understandable given the trauma you recently experienced. Please stop apologizing. It is the way of all learning that we make mistakes. There are many things that you will do that will frighten you. As long as you have learned from this experience and will be stronger the next time you feel that way, then it was a worthwhile occurrence.

Shield magic is a primarily Order talent, though some with Air or Earth can become accomplished at it, as well. With practice, you will be able to create both physical, mental and spiritual barriers to protect yourself or others. That is what you were trying to do last night, without knowing it. You were attempting to create a barrier at the spiritual level to prevent the magic from changing you.

Do not fear. My guests are coming, astonishingly enough, for pleasure, not duty. Besides, as I said, they will not be arriving until late at night. It is a long way from the Realm of the Southern Dragons to the Goblin Kingdom and, knowing Rel, they will have to stop at every bazaar between the two. Although... I suppose I should tell you that my guests are dying to meet you and your brother. If you ‑­

are not comfortable with that, then it will not be a problem, but if you feel up to it... I thought I might introduce you on Sunday.

For the love of Chaos, Sarah. I do not know why you keep chaining yourself to men who are clearly beneath you. I know that you will probably not appreciate my saying this, but I cannot hold my tongue. You are a unique and... sparkling individual. You deserve a man who appreciates and embraces that, not who would prefer you to be as bloody mundane as the rest of this world. I consider it my duty as a friend to tell you that the Phils and the Robs of your world are not worthy of you.

I am considering helping Toby become some other form, next Monday. Perhaps he would take better to a four-legged beast.

Yours,

Jareth

PS- Believe me, nothing I could possibly say would persuade him otherwise.

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 8:41 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Computer is working!

Sarah,

Flying was awesome! And you were so much better...not fair. At least I can do the crystals and you really can't yet...

It was funny when you dropped taht crystal on Jareth's toe. Should I lend him my socks? ;)

If Jareth doesn't know why, do youthink he'll find out eventually? Ask maybe?? I dont know who he'd ask but there should be someone...It is weird. And it's magic so there should be an explanation.

You're going to have twice as much studying too. Chaos and order. I"m glad i only have to learn about chaos.

Uh, no thanks on the being gushy and fainting. Really. I just don't like it. Its weird. Girly. Ugh.

So I'm safe from cooties soon, y'think? Really? Are the other kids my age good too then? And you can actually be happy with the gushy stuff? Really? ReallY? When you and Phil were doing the mushy stuff you weren't so happy...

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About the lessons...Jareth is being SO unfair and making me go underground on my own. He's not taking me. He's given me this bracelet (I didnt choose it, Sarah) and Im supposed to focus on the swirls in it. NO idea how to work it. Okay, I have an idea but am a bit scared.

I dont think mom and Dad will be happy if I blow the ceiling off of my room.

See you Friday!!

From, Toby

P.S. Jareth emailed me a bit ago saying he was going to give me a unicorn for my birthday. I dont think that's a good idea. And besides...its so uck, and girly.

From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:30pm
To: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com
Subject: Help!

Amara,

Forgive my lack of formalities but...I...I need help. You told me not long ago that if I needed you I could come to you for help. Here I am, asking for help!

As you know I'm due to visit Jareth soon and I have been temendously nervous about that...I thought perhaps it was because I was nervous to see Jareth for the first time since we...parted ways. But then recently he suggested we introduce Draconis and Theeta, he said something to the effect of 'they might be a match made in heaven'...and I realized that I'm not just nervous about seeing Jareth again, I'm nervous about he and Draconis meeting, because...I. I think I've developed feelings for Draconis. I don't know when or how, but when Jareth suggested introducing the two...I had an overpowering urge to scream NO! I don't know what to do, I...ooooh this is such a mess. I'm buggered aren't I?

Rel

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 8:54 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: The Next Step

Jareth,

I'm wearing it now. It's surprisingly comfy. Is it 'cusioned' with magic or something?

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I'm working on the way to get there. I won't actualy try until I get sent to bed. I think it'll be soon though as I've been pretending to be tired all day long.

You made the Bog out of an experiment? WOW! It's so cool and brillaint (though really, really, nasty to be in) that I thought it had MONTHS of planning. Can you tell me more about it? This evening maybe? During the snack with Marcel??

Gifts? Er...you know Jareth - you're already teaching me with no money or anything. The LESSONS are a fine gift! I dont need anything else. Really. Me? Greedy? Farthest thing from it!

See you in an hour or so (hopefully),

From, Toby

From: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:47am
To: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com
Subject: Help!

To

Lady Relisasha,

For now I will not stress the need for titles from you seeing your apparent distress. Yes, my dear, I know my promise to you and have every intention of keeping it. You have no need to be anxious in meeting with my son again. Except for his obvious lack of trust when it comes to you and I communicating directly to one another he has spoken very fondly of you. I am most certain things will go swimmingly between you two. In regards to Draconis I think something was lost in your correspondence with Jareth. If you haven't already noticed it is rather hard to play facetious in writing. I have come to believe that it is quiet impossible for anyone to get along with Theeta. She is old, senile and an overall difficult lizard to put up with. He must have made the suggestion in jest. There is simply no other explanation. However, if you are that concerned and want the guarantee that Theeta will not steal his heart you could tell him how you feel. Or if you consider that too ghastly an idea and believe me to be nuttier than you thought try telling Jareth before the meeting takes place. It will be awkward considering your pasts but if he is still what you consider a friend of yours it is at least worth a try. All else is in Draconis's hands.

I hope I could be of some help in settling your fears. I wish you the best of luck and ask that you can tell me how it all turns out when you can.

Love always,

Her Royal Highness

Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins

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Amara

From FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:17am

To: flyfishing4life(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: I'm back.

Hey Rob,

LOL - oh, that's so horrible! Don't be sorry, though... my dad would think it's hysterical. I'll have to save that for him, sometime. XD

You've been pretty quiet lately... everything okay? How's your back doing? Good, I hope. A couple of years ago I slipped in the shower (I bet you noticed, when you fixed the shower head, that I have some sticky grips in the tub, now) and strained a hip muscle so bad that I could hardly walk. It was bad, but I know that's nothing compared to back problems.

If you need anything, just let me know.

Sarah

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 9:22 AM

To: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Lady Rel,

The boy has read the books I've assigned him with only minimal fuss. I am certain that he would appreciate such a gift. However, my Lady, if you have in mind that tomb you were always perusing about the most effective way to flambé your friends and enemies, I will not be held responsible for what his sister does when she tracks you down. :-)

Actually, I have never been able to narrow down exactly how old the blasted she-beast is. I assume she's ancient, but she is awfully spry- as Troink can attest. She chased him all over three-quarters of the Labyrinth the last time he snuck into her caverns to steal a jar of her Scorch Jam. (Have you tried it? I can't say I blame him for the attempt.) She did not even bother to spread her wings, but she was right behind him the entire time. And I am certain that you remember how nimble Troink is.

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But if you say that it is impossible, then I shall submit to your wisdom. Such a pity.

Actually, I should probably not tell you this, but Mumsie helped me choose that necklace. She would not let me give you the lovely one I had chosen. I do not know what she has against glowing orange sun stones. I thought they matched your personality.

Plus, if you jostled them too hard, they blew up! Matching your personality even more. 7:-D

Could you not just put your considerable gifts to use and evaporate the water?

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:28am

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: About Sunday

Jareth,

I have most definitely learned from it... though I would really not consider it worthwhile. I rather could have gone without that... and I would have, if I had just been smart enough to just have faith in you and let things work. But, okay, okay, I'm done with my complaining and apologizing over it.

Crazy. Thinking of the things I can do (and have done) with magic without being aware of it makes me nervous. I weave spells, blow up pineapples, screw up prom nights, make portals, and explode. It makes me entirely too wary about my riddles and whatnot... I used to occupy my time, making up riddles and rhymes in college. If I do that, it scares me that I might accidentally create an army of killer artichokes in the supermarket or something. But, I do confess that I've felt much more... solid, since I began meditating. It helps.

Dragons? Oh my. Your guests won't try to eat us, will they?? ;-P Rel? Interesting name. Is she (or he... I can't tell with three letters... but, considering that you mentioned shopping, I make the assumption that Rel is female. It's in our genetic code to shop, I'm sure) a dragon? But, I think that I'd like to meet your guests, and I would be happy to do so on Sunday.

Chaining myself to men who are beneath me? Well, you'd be the first man to put it that way. I've looked for someone who wants me as I am... they're rare. Every man I have ever had my eye on, all through school and college, never even saw me. You say the men I have dated (except that... I haven't dated ‑­

Rob...) are not worthy me, but... no one else wanted me. Sue disagrees with that, saying that her brothers had had crushes on me, and that other guys did, too, but... if that was true, how was I supposed to know? I'm old fashioned; I feel that it's the man that needs to make the first move. Besides, the one time I asked a guy, the entire thing backfired.

But... I do appreciate you saying that. It is... nice to hear that you think... so highly of me. Thank you. Every girl needs a bit of self-esteem support, now and then, and I'll admit I've been running a bit on the low side, of late.

I wonder, though. Now that you know the intimate details of my love life, might I ask the same about you? How come there isn't a special lady in your life? That is, if you don't mind me asking about it. Or... maybe there is, and I'm just dense. I'm curious, now.

Hmm. Who knows? If he does well with four legs, I wouldn't be surprised. I was always the one with my head in the clouds... it seems natural to me, when my head is really there. Toby was always better coordinated than I was, so while the thought of four legs makes me fret and worry (I have a hard enough time not falling over with just my two!) it might be natural to him.

Always,

Sarah

P.S. Oh, I believe you.

From: flyfishing4life(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:22 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: I'm back.

Hey, Sarah:

Nah, I'm doing fine. My back is coming along; I have my good days and my bad days. I'm just trying to plan out the rest of the summer catch schedule, though. I'm thinking about trying my hand at some sea fishing. Nothing big, no shark or bluefin (got to think about the back) but some blues can be a challenge, or so I'm told. I prefer the river fishing and the trout and salmon should be running soon, but I don't want to stress my back out too much. Tell your dad that he's welcome to come along anytime, as you and your brother are as well. I don't think your mom would appreciate a weekend 'roughing it', would she?

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I've been seeing your girlfriend around lately. I say "Hi", but she just smiles.

How are the plans for your brother's birthday coming along?

Rob 8-)

From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:00pm
To: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com
Subject: RE:Help!

To

Her Royal Highness

Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins

Dearest Highness,

I know I really shouldn't be nervous to see Jareth again, but unfortunatley what I know and what I feel are two different things completely.

I know that Theeta is old (though I don't have much of a problem getting along with her, she seems to save her crusty ways for you and Jareth.) I'm not really worried that she will steal Draconis's heart...it's the fact that the suggestion made me realize how distasteful I find the idea of Draconis with another to be.

I can't tell Draconis how I feel...I mean...it makes no sense! There are a million reasons why it would be foolish of me to fall in love again! I don't know if I'm ready to fall in love, but if I'm not then why do I get the feeling that I may be headed that way? I...I don't know. I feel completely muddled up.

I cannot thank you enough for being the voice of reason to my temporary insanity. It's nice to have a mother to talk to.

Love,

Rel

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 12:54 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: Perseverance

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Toby,

I am disappointed but not entirely surprised that you did not unlock the workings of your wristband last night. Yes, I was watching. It is a fortunate thing, too, or you would need a new pillow. Do not become discouraged. The magic I am asking of you is tricky, but I would not require you to perform this without instruction if I did not believe you capable.

When you successfully work the charm, it will take you directly to your chambers in the Castle Beyond the Goblin City. Until you accomplish that feat, we will not be having any more lessons.

Persevere.

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:03pm

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Computer is working!

Toby,

Oh, good heavens, I was mortified when I dropped that crystal on Jareth's foot! But, really, I don't think you need to lend him your socks - those boots look pretty tough, I'm sure he could handle it.

Besides, that was nothing compared to when I chucked one at him (it was SO his fault, he was distracting me!) and got him in the mouth. Nearly knocked out a tooth, but he assured me he was okay.

He might find out eventually. We'll see. Who do you ask about that sort of thing, anyway?

Yeah, I know. Chaos and order. I'm... not sure I'll ever be able to learn it all. There's so much.

Oh, are you sure you don't want the mushy-gushy stuff? Absolutely positive? Because I can do it, if you want. If you change your mind. LOL.

Yes, I'm pretty sure you'll be safe from cooties, soon, and I wouldn't be surprised if other kids your age were safe, too. Can you be happy with the mushy stuff? Most definitely. I mean, look at Dad and your Mom. They're happy, aren't they? You've seen Dad's face when Karen gets all mushy and puts her head ‑­

on his shoulder and stuff like that. They love each other. When you feel that way about someone else (or you at least really like them), you certainly don't mind mush. I wasn't so happy with Phil because... well... he wasn't a very good boyfriend. He made a much better friend. He wasn't right for me, so that's why I wasn't happy with it. If I found the right man... I would be very happy with the mush.

Oh my! Going Underground on your own? Well, I trust Jareth, so if he thinks you can do it, I bet you can. Don't be afraid. I'm sure if something does explode, Jareth will help you take care of it - I don't think he'd let you do too much damage. ;-) Did you make it last night for your lesson? And... don't worry about the bracelet. A lot of guys wear bracelets now days. If your Mom asks about it, you just tell her that I said it was cool.

See you tomorrow night... I hope!

Love,

Sarah

P.S. Do you really think I'd let him give you a unicorn?

From: KMWilliams(a)hotmail com

Sent: Thrusday 24, 5:14 pm

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: Toby's Birthday

Dear Sarah,

I have a request for Saturday, Sarah. Could you run by the store and pick up some balloons and steamers? Oh! I forgot to ask if you were coming early to help me decorate, dear? Would you? It would help out alot. I may look like I can do anything, (stop laughing!) but I only have two hands!

I dont mean to complain, but I am so stressed... Toby's party, then work, then that darned cat spazzing out every time somebody says 'corn' or 'fire'... But dont worry! I will perservere! After all, this is what being a mom is all about!

Right?!

Okay, I'm calming down now, dont worry. Oh dear lord, somthing just fell in the kitchen. Gotta run!

Love,

Karen

‑­

From: LittleHealer(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 07:39 pm

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Your Big Sister

Dear Sarah,

You are very right that it is good to love what you do. Every time I learn to do something new, I love healing even more! I already am able to heal small injuries and other ailments. There was the time poor Fluffers was hunting mice and was scratched and bitten terribly! I was so happy that I was able to heal him almost completely. He has a few small scars on his legs and cheeks, but I hope to heal those as my powers and ability increase.

I still can't believe that my little sister is studying under King Jareth! I do not think that he often takes on new students, being a king with so many duties. You must not be too hard on yourself for making mistakes. We must make mistakes if we are to learn. You must study very hard and remember everything that he tells you. This is very important. I would not wish to see you harmed by being careless.

Did our mother really cut your hair short? But it was always so funny when you chewed your hair! You were a very pretty baby sister, but I do not suppose you look very much like I remember you. I wonder how you look now and how Toby looks. I bite my lip sometimes, too. My teacher always scolds me when I do it because she says it will break my concentration and you must have your full attention on the patients you are attending to. I suppose she's right, but it's so hard to remember not to do it!

Thank you for giving me Toby's email address. I will try to write to him the next time I am able. (Mama is telling me to finish quickly because I still have to have my supper and then go to bed. I must wake up very early to be ready for my lessons. My teacher does NOT like me to be late.) I am very impatient to meet both of you, and I'm sure Fluffers is looking forward to meeting you both as well. I told him all about the two of you. He was very surprised to learn that my little sister is now bigger than me and I have a brother that I didn't know about! You should have seen his face when I told him! Do you think it would be possible for me to meet Cluckers? Do you think King Jareth will bring you? I do so love it when he visits me, but of course he's too busy to come very often. Mama told me not to play with his hair when he visits next time because I'm getting to old for that. :-( You must think I'm silly for doing it, too. I don't suppose YOU would ever want to poof his hair since you're so big now.

Kayla sounds like a very sweet little girl. Please tell her that I like her name, too. I don't think I've heard that name before, but it has a nice sound.

Lots of love to you too,

‑­

Bethany

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:10 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: About Sunday

Sarah,

Magic, like any other ability, can be both a gift and a burden. I am supremely confident in your ability to find the balance. Once you have learned to recognize your magic, you will never have to fear using it without being aware. Continue with your meditation and this ability will come quickly. I am not surprised that you feel more ‘solid', as you slowly bring together your physical being and your magical being. (Pineapples?)

Only one of my guests will be a dragon and, with no offense to you or your brother, I have a feeling that he will be much more interested in Marshel's cooking. Rel is, indeed, female. Her full name is Relisasha, but if you call her that she is quite liable to threaten your life. She is Fae, like myself. She will be accompanied by the dragon Draconis, who is instructing her in the advanced use of her magic.

It is... interesting that you ask about my romantic past. I am afraid it is not much more interesting than your own. There are very, very few women willing to even associate with the Goblin King, let alone... anything else. The only truly serious relationship I have had was with none other than my upcoming guest, Rel. She is quite talented with Fire. As you know, I am of the Second Circle of Fire and so, for a time, she was my apprentice. She resided in the Castle Beyond the Goblin City, studying with me, for nearly a century.

At the end of that time, we grew close. I enjoyed her company and she seemed able to stomach the burdens associated with my position. For a time, I considered asking her to stay with me, but before I had a chance, she had her last straw with the goblins. She left in the night, leaving me only a note. For nearly three hundred years we barely spoke. It has only been recently, since I brought the internet Underground, that we have corresponded.

This will be the first time I have seen her since she left. It will comfort me greatly to have you and Toby present for some of that time.

I cannot imagine why you would not have high self-esteem. What sort of fool would turn you down if you approached them? Please let me know so that I might turn him into a yo-yo.

I do not know if your brother will be joining us this coming Monday. I have sent him a charm which will help him come Underground himself. I have asked him to master this on his own and informed him that I will not instruct him until he does so. Believe me, he is more than capable, it is simply a matter of his calming his mind and fully understanding the device. However, on the following Monday, perhaps we will ‑­

have a tour by ground. If you are unsure about having four legs, I could always turn you into a kangaroo. 7:-)

Yours,

Jareth

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008, 5:30pm

To: KMWilliams(a)hotmail com

Subject: RE: Toby's Birthday

Karen,

You bet - I'll pick up the extra decorations and drop them off tomorrow on my way to work, so you and Dad can get a head start on them on Saturday, but I will come thirty minutes early to help out. Also, I'm still working on the riddles for my storytelling bit, so I'll just bring that stuff over when I come on Saturday, along with the cake.

Just relax, the party will be great! Toby's going to love it!

Also... now, don't panic, but... if it's alright with you, I'd like to bring one of my friends with me to the party. He has met Toby before, and he's dying to see my big get-up as the storytelling woman, so I asked him along. Do you mind?

That is EXACTLY what being a mom is all about! And no one does it better than you!

Lots of love,

Sarah

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:43 PM

To: RoyalMumsie(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Magic Lessons

To

Her Royal Highness

Queen-Emeritus of the Goblins

Dearest Mumsie,

‑­

Have you checked under any rocks? Sigmund may have retreated to be with his own kind.

And please calm yourself, Your Highness. I only attack your attachment to the boys in jest. If they amuse you then, by all means, I wish for you to be happy. However that does not mean I will tolerate them giving me sass. I stake firm claim to the first place in my Mumsie's heart. :-P

Sarah is progressing very well with her meditations. There was a bit of a sticky moment when I was attempting to help her transform into a falcon. She wished to join her brother and I on our Monday flight. I was nervous to begin with and probably should have denied her until she was more comfortable with her abilities. We were halfway through the transformation and she panicked. She was wearing one of my owl-cloaks and I was assisting the spell and yet she managed to throw up a weak shielding. All it accomplished as to give her pain as she struggled against the magic, but still... She has not even had the most basic meditations in Order and she managed to create a spirit shield!

For a time there, I honestly feared that she would tear herself apart. I did manage to calm her enough to complete the transformation, but I am afraid that it shook me terribly.

Mumsie, she is progressing much more quickly than I had anticipated. You know that I would not ask you of this for anything less than an emergency, but... There is not currently anyone in the Third Circle of Order Underground and you are the only Second Circle I would trust with this... Do you think that, once she is ready, you might take her for occasional lessons in Order? You know that I am absolutely hopeless with that white magic, so I can only properly train her with half of her magic. It would... mean much to me.

Yes, she struck my face with the crystal. No, she did not damage it. Do not fret, if she ever managed to injure my visage, I am certain that it would not be anything that you could not heal.

I certainly did not go looking for a reason to be late! And I apologized. Besides, I have a feeling you would be even more upset if I had shown up with only half of my shirt on.

As to Marshel's antics... I believe there are plans for a chocolate pie. I will be certain to save you a slice, if it ever comes to fruition.

Zoo seemed to have some understanding of the Goblin Kingdom . I believe that Sarah actually told her of her experiences eight years ago, claiming that they were a dream. She apparently has some fascination with magic, so, after she managed to calm herself, she was much more accepting of my existence than she might have been. At least there is that.

I will not be replying to your clever little implications. One should not speak harshly to one's mother.

You may wish to let the High Queen know that yourself. I would tell her, but, as you know, while she is pleasant enough, her little entourage tend to look at me as if I'd just bathed in the Bog of Eternal Stench whenever I look at them.

Your loving son,

‑­

His Royal Majesty

The Goblin King

Jareth

From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 10:00 AM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Jareth,

I did not have the flambé book in mind actually, so his sister need not hunt me down (and if she did I would blame you ;P ) I was thinking along the lines of Rogue Daar's Thousand Tales of Tricksters. I adored that book as a child...perhaps I should include a note to Tobias, telling him not to try anything in the book himself. I still have a scar from the 643rd tale in that book.

Despite how spry Theeta may be, I assure you she's ancient. Yes I remembry how nimble Troink is...I hope you can feel my glare as I type that. I do love Theeta's Scorch Jam...I wonder if she'd be willing to part with some in exchange for a jar of Sun Berries.

You shall submit to my wisdom? Well that is certainly a first...I'm glad I have that in writing...I may have it framed.

I wondered how you had managed to choose such a lovely necklace all on your own. You were going to give me glowing orange sun stones? Oh yes, because you do know how I love explosives against my neck :P

I would use my 'gifts' to evaporate the water, unfortunately there is a very flamable moss that grows in the lower caverns. It's delicious and very important in the making of several dishes. No fire allowed. Sigh. It flooded three times between yesterday and today.

Rel

From:KMWilliams(a)hotmail com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008, 9:11 pm

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Toby's Birthday

Dear Sarah,

‑­

That's excellent, dear, and thank you so much. I would have gotten them myself, but I'm swamped! I'm hoping that the party will turn out as great as we want it to, but in this family, something bad is bound to happen...

So your friend is a HE, huh? I'm sure there is room enough at the party for one more guest... I'll tell your father right away... What is this young man's name, hmmm?

See you tomorrow, dear. I'll e-mail you if anything comes up between tomorrow and the party that we need your assistance with. (Such as that mentally ill cat climbing the curtains and ruining the decorations again like he did at your fathers birthday celebration...)

Love,

Karen

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:16 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Perseverance

Jareth,

UGH! Not my fault! And I didn't mean to set the pillow on fire.

If I wasnt so angry Id say thanks 'bout that. But since I'm not I'm only saying this: Grr.

If I am able to get there tonight, are we doing a lesson? Im still tired from last night, but we were supposed to do new sounds! You said I'd learn abit more about the color thingy on the crystals.

Im going to email Sarah and then Ill start trying again when I go to bed. If I go now Mom'll be su-suspishus.

From, Toby

P.S. What does 'persevere' mean??

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 5:20 PM

To: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Lady Rel,

Oh bloody hell, Rella. You're trying to get us both killed, aren't you? I did tell you that the boy is nearly overflowing with Chaos, did I not? He should have very little trouble accomplishing any of those. He will be as destructive as all of my goblins put together!!

‑­

...and I am certain that I just fully convinced you that you could not find a better gift for the boy. Blast.

It was not my fault that Troink learned of your ridiculous fear of centipedes. Or that he chased you all about the castle with one. Or that you were silly enough to dart into the Escher Room and he followed. It was most certainly not my fault that you completely lost your head and screeched like a little girl and fled rather than actually using the magic I was teaching you to do something about it.

Ok, so possibly I should have interfered (especially when the rest of the goblin's assumed it was some sort of parade and joined in) rather than having a good chuckle about it from the throne room- but really, I am certain that I do not deserve that glare.

I take it then that your lessons have not progressed to the point that you can apply heat to an object without actually igniting it. You may wish to hint to your dragon that it is a far more useful talent than making walrus-shaped flames. :-P

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:31 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Perseverance

Toby,

I will be away from the castle for most of the evening. I have been invited to visit with a friend. However, if you manage to accomplish your task, I will pull myself from their company for you. Simply call upon me. Do not call upon me unless you are standing in your room Underground, or I will be most put out.

Jareth

The Goblin King

PS- It means keep working at it because you know that it will be worth it in the end.

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:36 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Computer is working!

Sarah,

‑­

Did you see the look on his face when the crystal hit him in the mouth? I almost thought he was smiling though he spat a couple of times. Weird.

Im really annoyed at Jareth right now. Y'know what he did? I told you about how I was 'posed to go there alone last night. BUt I had no idea how! I tried till like 2 AM, and nearly set my pillow and PJs on fire several times before I fell asleep.

And Jareth now says no more lessons till I can get there on my own.

Help me?? Please?? You've done the opposite before, right?? How'd you do it??

Mom thinks the bracelet is something all the other kids are wearing. She doenst pay attention that stuff.

If Jareth doesn't know about it, maybe you could ask the High Kingy person? I think his name was Pennon or Lemon, Faron. Something like that. Maybe he knows? Or his daughter? I dunno. Jareht is supposed to know most everything I thought (but I don't know much) 'cause he's a powerful Mage like you're an enchantress.

Its interesting. Thats why Im asking. If Bethany is order, and Im chaos, and you're both what would happen if there was another one of us? Its weird, isn't it??

NO MUSHIES!! Really none. (What does 'LOL' mean??)

Safe from cooties? really? Cause Mark said they did still get you, and Maggie (I told you 'bout her, right?) said there were not, and now they're fighting. They want me on their sides but I said what you said to them and Maggie was happy and Mark was not, and then Mark said Maggie has cooties and the fighting is worse. Not fun for me. If they are still fighting by my birthday that'll not be good. I think they're coming but Mom hasn't really told me all the plans. Do you know what's going on??

Mom and Dad are ok cause they are married. And Dad gives me the look and then I skitter out of there.

So you don't like mush either then? Yay! Less mush!

Love, Toby

P.S. I just heard from Jareth. He says he's visiting friends but if I make it Undergruond there'll be a lesson. If you got any tips please send 'em over! I've got no idea. I did everything I could think of last night...

P.P.S. You think Jareth likes mush?

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

‑­

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 5:35 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: About Sunday

Jareth,

Yes... pineapples. It's a... long story.

Oh, wow. Fire... no wonder she is being taught by a dragon. Rel and Draconis. Can he fit in your castle? How does that work?

Stomach the burdens...? Last straw...? Oh, that's just ridiculous. Sorry, but it is - and I say this as your friend. I really don't see what the big deal is about ‘your position', other than the royalty part. I, for one, understand how it's hard... it's not all that far different than then environment that I work in... but everything in life is hard. And what's wrong with the goblins? They're mischevious, sure, but as long as I ask them nicely to stay away from my underwear drawer, I've never really had a problem - the cake incident aside. But, really, that was my fault. I should not have left it out like that. Any woman who can't see past that, to see how good you are, is a twit, and... no offense to this Rel, but... I just don't see how anyone could throw away a century like that, and then not speak to you. Things didn't work with Phil and I, but we're still friends...

Well... were. His new girl (sweet little home-town blonde thing) isn't too fond of him having movie nights with his ex, so... haven't been able to watch movies with him in a long while, now. I don't blame him, though... my partner, whoever they are, would come first to me, too, so... yeah.

Thanks, but... that was ages ago that I got turned down. No yo-yo's needed.

Gee... like I need a big Kangaroo butt, mine is large enough as it is! No, I'll take whatever shape you give me, and go with the flow. Surely it won't be too hard.

...

Hey, speaking of my lost movie-buddy... I'm having another fantasy-movie mood tonight. If you have the time, I'll be watching Ever After, a very fluffy sort of Cinderella story, and you're welcome to join me. It's always more fun to watch with someone else. There's no magic in it, but... it's one of my favorites.

See you tonight, if you can come,

Always,

Sarah

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

‑­

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:37 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Perseverance

Jareth,

I'm sticking my tongue out at you. Though you might already know that with you watching and everything.

Just waiting 'till bedtime. I dont think Mom will buy the 'i'm so tired' act two nights in a row. She does notice that stuff.

From, Toby

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:06 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: Almost

Toby,

You nearly had it last night. I could almost feel your presence Underground. Take what you did last night and focus less on moving yourself and more on moving the world around you. I am confident I will see you for your lesson tonight.

Frankly, you're lucky that you did not make it. I actually managed a bit of a nap and if I had been forced to wake up, I would doubtless have been very cranky. Crankier than I usually am, anyway.

Jareth

The Goblin King

PS- You should not stick your tongue out at your instructor. There are worse things than Unicorn horns.

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:15 am

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: Nothing is final until you're dead...

Jareth,

Oh, ha-ha, very funny. Very funny indeed.

You so weren't supposed to know about that...

I'm glad you enjoyed (did you? I know you practically threw your boot at Prince Henry, so... maybe you didn't enjoy it) the movie. I was glad that you came - I would always rather watch a movie with someone as opposed to on my own. You missed the end, though, the happy ending! Pity.

But... then again, you looked like you needed the rest. Everything okay? I hope so.

And... thank you for being so sweet. After the movie, after I'd startled you (do you remember? You looked so tired, that... maybe you didn't... in which case, why am I telling you? Ah well.) by tickling your nose (I couldn't resist, sorry!) with your hair, you sat up, mumbled something about turning me into a porcupine, then went right back to sleep. But, after I'd watched the news, you looked so peaceful, I just ‑­

fell asleep myself... thank you for going into my bedroom to get the comforter for me, and for putting the pillow under my head. You didn't have to, but thank you all the same.

And you really didn't have to set that old... statue... by me, so it was staring me in the face when I woke up. Gosh, you so weren't supposed to see that... I knew you'd do something like that if you did. Bah.

Somehow, somewhere, someday, you'll wake up to something embarrassing from your past, something you don't want me to see, staring you in the face. I have no clue what, or when... but someday. Someday, Goblin King. Some day.

...

I might use that picture I have of you snoring... 7:-D

Always,

Sarah

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:55 AM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Almost

Jareth,

I nearly got it? Really? I was really tired then and couldn't tell. I ended up soaked a bit before that, and that halted things.

Sarah is coming to the lesson tonight, right?

‑­

Crankier than you usually are? Meep. Yeah, Im glad I wasnt there for that...(no offense!!)

What's worse than a unicorn horn? I didn't think there was anything...

From, Toby

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 11:05am

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com
Subject: Happy almost b-day!

Toby,

One more day! It's not even my birthday, and I'm excited. Are you excited??

Oh, don't be too mad at Jareth. Be pleased that he has faith in your skills that you can do it on your own. Also, don't get too mad because when you're thinking about how mad you are, you might miss what your looking for. Remember to keep your mind calm. And... well, maybe this is just be, but I would say stop trying to make something happen. You try making something happen, you will probably make something catch fire. See? Clear your head and explore the bracelet, just like when you explore yourself when you meditate.

I'm a bad example about getting to and from the Underground... mostly because I didn't know how I was doing it. Don't ask the blindfolded person how they found the piñata - they really won't be able to tell you accurately, because they couldn't see it.

I'd better not say much more, though... since I don't have a bracelet, I can only guess on how it might work, but if I happen to guess right, Jareth would kill me. He really wants you to learn on your own.

We'll ask him tonight at our lesson, about my magic and if there is someone who can explain it. It is weird, but... I don't know. It really doesn't bother me too much. OH, hey, don't let me forget... I want to ask him tonight if he has any books I can read about shield magic. It's primarily an Order talent, so he can't do too much to teach it to me, but when he helped me transform, we both kinda learned that I might be strong with it... and it sounds like something I'd like to explore.

LOL is short for "Laugh Out Loud".

Yes, safe from cooties. Thing is... some kids don't understand, and don't want to understand. And that's okay. Maggie and I are right about them, trust me (I'm a college graduate, so you can trust me here). Cooties are all apart of what you believe. Mark still believes in cooties, so you won't be able to convince him that he' wrong yet. Maybe in a few years he'll change his mind. In the mean time, when it comes up, ‑­

you tell your friends that cooties aren't important, that it's more important to play the game (whatever you're doing) and to have fun. Just nicely point out that if a person is spending they're time worrying so much about cooties, then they won't have any fun at all, and that you would rather have fun.

And if he still complains... tell him to get some cootie repellant spray. It's silly stuff, because cooties can't hurt you anyway, but I'll be sure to have some on hand at the party, for anyone who is worried. One spray to the face, and you will be cootie-free for the whole day, guaranteed.

Then, later, you can explain to Maggie what I told you, so you won't hurt her feelings, either. And you can tell her that I said she's right. :-)

Of course I know what's going on... but if you don't know, then it is a surprise, and you'll just have to wait. :-D

Well, how do you think your parents got married? They had to fall in love, didn't they? That stuff has to come first!

Me? Mush?? Um. Actually... I do like the mush. But I want it with the right man. The right one for me. I think I would like it very much, if I had someone special... and regardless, I truly believe that mush has no place in our lessons. Like getting angry can cloud your mind and keep you from figuring out your bracelet, I'm sure that mush distracts and keeps you from learning, too.

Love,

Sarah

P.S. Just keep trying. You'll get it, I know you will.

P.P.S. I... I really don't know the answer to that. You ought to ask him. Then tell me what he says.

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2008 11:39 am

To: KMWilliams(a)

Subject: RE: Toby's Birthday

Dear Karen,

Don't worry! Nothing bad will happen - I won't stand for it! Ha! I'll be helping, so don't worry, things will be fine. Plus, you've got Dad, and he'd better help out, too. At the very least, you can get him up on the step ladder to take care of the streamers.

‑­

Yes... he's a he. But he's just a friend. Don't start making something of nothing, especially if you're anywhere near Dad. His name is Jareth. Just a friend.

Oh, gosh, Cluckers... I'm sure he'll be okay. Don't worry. Besides, with all those kids around, he'll probably fear for his tail and hid out in Toby's room most of the time.

Email if you need anything, and I'll see you tomorrow morning!

Love,

Sarah

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 1:05 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Happy almost b-day

Sarah,

I'm super excited! Just...really tired. Really, really tired. The staying up late thing is really hard two nights in a row. And I didn't even make it underground this time.

I was really mad last night. You think that is why I didn't make it? Jareth emailed me earlier and said I was nearly there last night. But it wasn't good enough 'cause I didn't make it. He said that was a good thing 'cause he was kinda cranky last night. So he said.

I'll stop the making things happen. That's what Jareth said too. FINALLY he gave me a hint. He said to focus on moving the things around me instead of me. Maybe Ill not set anything on fire or have a raincloud appear (which was really weird) tonight...

Like a blindfolded person...Hey are we gonna have a pinata at my birthday? I love that game! 'Cept last year when Mark hit me cross the face with the stick. But then I got loads of candy!

You think Jareht would kill you? Kill you, kill you? Sarah - if Jareht ever does anything to you I'll fight him. He wouldn't get away with it. I'd go get some karate classes and I'd do a hi-yah! and a wah-ha! and a whee-oh!

Then I'd set him on fire. :D But only if he hurt you. "Cause otherwise he's really cool. "cept when he's cranky. Or won't help. Or does the whole mystery thing. Or gives you the unicorn patch. Or...

Never mind. He's not that cool.

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So you will be at the lesson. Shield magic? How'd you learn about that? I don't remember that...Oh was this back when you guys were without me? What'd you use it for? Is it a shield for magic or arrows or emotions or what?

You're saying that Maggie is right? And that there are really no cooties? Really, really, really? And that the girl/boy stuff is normal? And that the mushy is normal? And it's not bad? REALLY?

Im believeing you for now...but one thing weird and Im going back to my plan of no mushies. I'll tell Mark that. Im supposed to visit him after lunch...And Ill say you have the spray thingy too.

Ill talk to Maggie at the party. I guess they both are coming then. I wonder what they'll think of Jareth!

You did tell Mom about Jareth, right? Do we have a story to cover up that he's the King of the Goblins?

I hate waiting. It's so boring.

You DO like mush? And it distracts you? ...See, I TOLD you that mush did stuff to you. If you have problems thinking cause of the mush then it's the COOTIES that are getting you.

So the cooties got you. Ugh. Maybe you shouldnt go to the lesson tonight. Or I shouldn't 'cause Jareth already has them. RIGHT! Jareth probably has 'em cause he said he took a nap and he never takes naps. Don't worry Sarah, I'll tell him that's what's wrong. It's fine. If you don't want to come tomorrow too it's ok. I want you there - but your um, health is important. Yeah that's it. Take it easy Sarah. Get some chicken noodle soup. I'll go talk to Mark and see if he knows how to get rid of them. I'll let them no.

No panicking Sarah! It's ok to be wrong. Remember the prom? Just sit back, relax. We'll think of something. Maybe Jareth knows something...

Got to go. Sooner I finish lunch sooner I can go talk to Mark 'bout this.

Love, Toby

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 1:10 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)yahoo com

Subject: I figured it out!

Jareth,

I figured it out! The reason why you were napping! And why Sarah doesn't want the mushies!

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It's because the two of you got the cooties the other day! See, when you and Sarah were doing the mushy stuff, you guys accidentaly got them. I told Sarah this was going to happen. See Sarah is now distracted by you whenever you guys are there, 'cause that's what the mushy stuff does to her. And then you are getting tired because of them! The cooties got you guys!

So until you guys are better - I'll stay away from the Underground. It catches y'know.

Do you know of a cure?? You guys have to get better soon! It's my b-day and though I didn't tell Sarah, I really want you guys there, even though I told her she needs to just sit back and get well 'cause she's sick with the cooties.

I'm going to talk to Mark about a cure. Do you know anything??

From, Toby

P.S. Have you gotten this before maybe?

From: FaeRel(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 9:00 AM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Jareth,

Yes, Sunshine, you did tell me the boy is nearly overflowing with Chaos; that is why I thought of the book in the first place. Don't worry, I found the tome and have included a letter advising that he not attempt the tales described...I may have also included the few innocent tricks that have worked on yourself over the years ;) It's wrapped and I sent it with the quickest delivery method I could think of to your castle. Please see that Tobias recieves it.

No your fault Troink learned of my completely legitimate aversion to centipedes? Did you or did you not tease me about it in front of him earlier that day? Hmmm? And you were not just having a 'good chuckle'; Jareth, I could hear your hysterical laughter from the Escher Room! You most certainly do deserve my glare, as well as a shake of the fist in your general direction! However, I am forgiving so I will stick with the glare.

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I know very well how to apply heat to an object without igniting it (just how far behind do you think I am?)...but I'm not sure you understand just how very flamable this moss is, part of the reason it only grows in the lower caverns. It's freezing down there.

Draconis and I will begin making our journey shortly, we should arrive at your Castle late Saturday. Must go finish packing.

Rel

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 5:53 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: She mocks me, sir. As if she knows something I do not.

Sarah,

I apologize for taking so long to respond. No rest for the wicked- especially when the wicked is surrounded by the moronic who have decided to play finger-paints while the wicked is out. I now have rainbow streaks across every wall of the blood castle... but only up to my waist.

Now, Sarah, I was only being considerate. When I woke to find you asleep on the couch, I only went into your bedroom to fetch the comforter and pillow. When I saw that you still had that doll in your room (and right next to your bed, no less) I could not help but notice that the poor chap looked a bit lonely. Clearly he was much happier standing next to your sleeping form.

It really looks nothing like me, you know.

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I enjoyed watching the movie with you. The prince was a fool, but the girl at least had spirit. She reminded me of someone I know... Did the ending involve the girl exposing the prince for a fraud and taking his place at the head of the kingdom? Pity, that is an ending I would like to have seen.

You woke me? By ticking my nose? With my hair? I think perhaps that it is best I do not remember that.

Though thank you for allowing me to sleep. I am afraid I have not had the opportunity to get much of that recently.

Sarah, your brother seems to be under the impression that you and I have been infected by... something. I have received a rather panicked email from the boy asking after my health. You haven't any idea what he's talking about, do you?

Yours,

Jareth

PS- What picture of me snoring??

From: RenFestPrincess(a)yahoo com

Sent: Thursday, July 25, 2008 4:27 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: WOW! WOW! WOW!

Sarah!!

Wow I wish I could fly. Maybe that would get me out of wedding preperations. Chee! You'd never guess my goober brother would marry some so NEEDY! I'm about to pull my hair out! That's why I took so long getting back to you. I mean between weddings and work and make-up classes it's a miracle I'm still breathing.

But enough about me, What about YOU? Did you get to fly again? Is it easier now? I don't want you to get hurt. Did you get the feather yet? Would that help??

Well, I guess I shouldn't be to concerned the Goblin King promised you'd be ok. I'll just have to trust him. ... I have little other choice... but I worry about you. the last thing we need is for you to 'explode' (Please tell me you ment that figuratively...)

So the The Goblin Kingdom is exactly as you remember? Crazy labrinth and everything? WOW! I wish I could've seen it. I mean sure it's probably not the most beautiful rose garden in the world but it'd still be amazing!

I still wish I could fly! At least it got you to admit to yourself you like Master Jareth! I mean that's totally the first step in getting any man to like you. I mean, why should they admit to themselves that they like you if you can't admit to yourself you like them. That's just silly.

When you two get married would you move to the Goblin Kingdom? ... Would I be able to visit you there? How would you explain it to your parents??

... I'm getting ahead of myself... O.o

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Well tell me about the latest developments with Jareth.

And wish Toby happy birthday... That's Saturday right?

Very excited
Sue

PS: So Duncan is a Mog Lion... I thought he looked more like a lion than a cat.

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 5:45 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Almost

Toby,

I trust you noticed that I cleaned up the water before you woke up. It would have been rather difficult to explain to your mother. You are welcome.

Sarah is certainly coming to the lesson tonight. Whether you will be joining us is up to you. 7:-)

Jareth

The Goblin King

PS- How about if I turned your tongue into a fish tail? Floppy and scaly with flippers... And everything you ate would taste like raw tuna.

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 5:55 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Almost

Jareth,

Thanks. About the water.

Didn't you get my email about the cooties?! Did you cure it? Are you and Sarah alright now? It's teh mushyness I tell you...But are you guys better? Mark and I didn't know what to do. He thinks there's no cure but I no better than that. You'll figure something out, right??

From, Toby

P.S. Tongue is in mouth.

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From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 6:19 PM

To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: RAINBOW CAKE!

Lady Rel,

You are a wicked, wicked thing. I taught you well.

I think I would prefer to save the book here for you so that you might give it to him in person. He will be coming Underground Monday. Though it might be a bit late, I am certain he would prefer to thank you in person.

But really, Rella. They're only little bugs. What is so scary about that??

Ah, then it is shielding you need to work on. Applying heat to one thing while preventing it from reaching another. More tricky and involves the use of some Order, but you should be able to handle it. You are more talented with Order than I, after all. Magic is 99 creativity, my Lady. With enough imagination, any dilemma can be solved. :-)

Do you still tote around four bags full of nothing but shoes?

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 6:48 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Almost

Toby,

You never told me what, exactly, cooties are supposed to be. I assure you, however, that your sister and I are both in perfect health. I am tired because I have been teaching both you and she as well as attempting to minimize the damage my goblins cause as well as attending my other duties as the Goblin King. Your sister is distracted because... I have no idea why she is distracted, but I assure you it has nothing to do with her physical wellbeing.

What ‘mushyness' do you speak of? Boy, if there is a problem you know that I will help you, however I do not respond well to riddles.

Your sister and I are fine. You, however, are a loon.

‑­

Jareth

The Goblin King

PS- See that it stays there.

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 6:30pm

To: Cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Happy almost b-day

Toby,

Yes, I think you didn't make it because you were mad. But, I'm sure you'll get it tonight. I believe in you.

All b-day plans are Top Secret! I am not telling! Besides, you'll find out tomorrow, anyway.

Oh, I didn't mean that he would really kill me... I meant, like... remember that time when you were five and my dog, Merlin, who was so old and deaf then that he couldn't hear me tell him not to follow me in the house, and he came in and got mud on the couch? Remember how I found him and said, "Karen's gonna KILL me!!" and... well, I got in trouble, but she really didn't kill me, did she? All I meant was that I'd be in trouble.

Still... I'm touched that you would fight Jareth for me. Aww. Don't worry, kiddo, I'm an Enchantress. I can handle myself. And you know Jareth would never really hurt me.

... Still... might be fun to watch him cower before your mad karate skills. X-D

Yes, the shield magic came out a bit when Jareth was helping me turn into a falcon. I got scared half-way through, and, though I didn't know it, I was trying to shield it off... so, seeing as how it's so strong, I thought I would learn more about it. I really don't know that much, but maybe I'll learn more tonight.

Yes, Maggie is right, and of course the girl/boy thing is normal! If it wasn't, no one would get married, no one would have kids, there would be no one!

Jareth will be coming to the party as my friend. I told Karen that he was my friend who wanted to come to see some of the fun things I have planned, and that he has met you a couple of times. So, we don't need a cover story, just don't mention magic or your lessons, and we'll be cool.

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Oh, for heaven's sake, Toby! I do NOT have COOTIES! I like the mush because I like it, it has nothing to do with cooties, I swear!! Oh, for the love of all that is righteous and holy, I am NOT missing your birthday for a sickness that I don't have!! I swear to you, I'm fine!

Look, I don't know how else to explain the mush, only that you'll know what I'm talking about when you're a bit older. For now, I swear, there are no cooties, you cannot catch them, they are NOT contagious, and I do not have them. There.

See you tonight, you ridiculous boy.

Love,

Sarah

From: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:00pm

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: There was a bee

Jareth,

No problem - I know you're a busy man. Hm. Where did they get finger-paint?

Oh, I know you were being considerate, but you really could have left that doll right where he was. It's not that he was necessarily right next to my bed... my room is just very small, and I didn't have any other place to put him, exactly.

And of course he looks nothing like you. I got him years before I met you... well, that I could remember, that is. Had I known what you looked like, I would have chosen one with puffier hair. And glitter.

No... there was much drama where Henry realizes he loves her and, after she's been sold as a slave, he goes to rescue her... only, she's already escaped and he begs for forgiveness, asks her to marry him, and they rule together, living happily ever after. Aw.

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Oh, it was so worth it to see the look on your face when I took that long strand of your hair and wiggled it under your nose... and I was most amused by your threat about the porcupine, but I couldn't do it again... you just looked too peaceful.

Anytime you need extra rest, my couch is at your disposal. I'm not sure it's the best of ideas, considering what the goblins do when you're away, but I still offer it, if you need it.

Ah, Toby! Him and those darned cooties! He's convinced that boys and girls have cooties, so you can't touch one another or you'll get them. They SO don't exist... kids just make them up as an excuse not to like one another. I told him that once you get to a certain age, even if cooties were real, you start to like it, and you don't mind it when they get mushy and sweet with you.

I think, though, my explanations only made his fear worse... and he's now doubly out to stop you from coming near me. You know, for the same reason he pulls that face when you touch my shoulder, during our lessons? It's that.

Always,

Sarah

P.S. From the last time you slept on my couch... it's quite darling... I think you're even drooling a little.

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:17 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Almost

Jareth,

The cooties are this awful sickness you get when the mushyness gets you. It makes you act weird. Really weird. Not normal. All you do is think about the other person and then it's all about the mushy, mushy, mushyness.

Sarah said she was getting distracted by the mushyness in the lessons and couldn't concentrate. I know better. It's the cooties that got her.

You sure you don't have them? And that you and Sarah are fine? I really, really don't want to get them. I saw what they did to Mark's brother and Jill...

The mushyness is the touchy stuff I didn't want you guys doing. There was a reason. But no you were all 'don't make faces Toby'. I had a reason. And look what's happened now!

A loon? A LOON? You have got to be kidding me. Look!

From, Toby

P.S. It is. Had to check in the mirror but it is.

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:24 PM

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To: FairiesByte(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Happy almost b-day

Sarah,

I think I can do it. But what about the cooties??

Mom would never let me take Karate. 'too violent.' :( Sorry Sarah...

I won't mention anything to Mom...if you guys are coming. I warned Jareth already 'bout the cooties he has. Really Sarah he took a nap. Who takes naps when they are like Jareth?

And you might think you're ok Sarah but next time you see Jareth you'll be sick again and won't be able to think right and stuff. How will you be able to do the lessons? And theyre catching too.

I don't wantyou to miss my b-day. I want you better. And no cooties.

And what do you mean see you tonight? You're not going anywhere! You have to get better Sarah! Rest up or something! Get chicken noodle soup! Do the steam bath thingy. Whatever it is you do when you're sick with cooties.

Why doesn't anyone believe me? ALl I'm trying to do is help!

From, Toby

P.S. I'd stick my tongue out at you 'cept I have to keep it in my mouth now.

From: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:27 PM

To: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Subject: RE: Almost

Toby,

Yes, you are a loon of the first degree.

What you seem to be describing is the completely natural way of men and women. You will appreciate that when you mature. I will not have my student blithering away about this childish superstition; it is silly and makes you look the fool.

Believe me, I am the king of all things creepy, crawly and strange. If these ‘cooties' existed, I would know of it.

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If you have time to have conniptions over imaginary ailments, then you have time to practice. I had better be impressed when you arrive tonight. You had better arrive tonight.

Jareth

The Goblin King

From: cluckerswillruletheworld(a)yahoo com

Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 7:45 PM

To: GlitterinKing637(a)crystalcast com

Subject: RE: Almost

Jareth,

Not you too! Why doesn't anybody believe me? Everybody is getting sick and is getting attacked and none of you realize it! Why won't you believe me?

I WILL arrive tonight. But I"m staying on the opposite end of the room of you and Sarah. I am NOT getting those cooties. I at least dont want to get sick.

-Toby

P.S. And don't turn my head into a pumpkin because I dont reply. Mom says no more emailing this evening.