Dis: I don’t this show or the characters.

At lunch Fuery sat across from a fuming Fullmetal, “ Hey Ed, I heard you were having some women troubles” Fuery said around a mouthful of peas; “I DON’T HAVE WOMEN TROUBLES BECAUSE, I ONLY SCREW MEN!” Ed screamed; the mess hall fell silent.

A/N: So here’s a second one. Got this idea from nowhere but it had to be done. Keep on the lookout for more!