Vortex Haven Prower: Hi everybody! I'djust like to say that Ridley, Mother Brain, Metroid Prime, and Samus are all made by Nintendo.

Extreme the hedgehog: Also, this chapter will have some of the lyrics of the hit song made by Bon Jovi named Wanted Dead or Alive.

Vortex: Thanks Eclipse. Now everybody, thanks for listening to my pointlessly annoying short talk and just read the (beep) story!

Metroids flew freely in the political city, searching for victims. One loner, sent away from his pack, hung around the Northern Rocks, searching for food. It found a young human with a gold sword sleeping at the bottom. He dived for the heart, ready to tear it out. Suddenly the human jumped up and swung his sword at the unlucky Metroid, who fell into pieces. The other Metroids, intoxicated by the smell of fresh blood, came and, after tearing the dead Metroid to pieces, dived for Razer. He slew three with his replica of the Master Sword like a needle, thrusting right through the center of all of them. He then cut four in half with one almighty swing of the giant replica. The Metroids, realizing that it was near suicide to attack such an unstable human, flew away into a forest that could be seen over the hills. He smiled. No one could escape from Razer Redblade the Hunter, he thought to himself. He went to pick up his motorbike-which he had bought/stolen from a junk dealer back when he was 15-and then roared away to the distance, immediately reaching the Kokiri Woods, where the Hero of Time had first originated.

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasted away
Another place, where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night, just to get back to home

Razer nearly crashed twice and squished Metroids about 10 times when he reached Kokiri Forest. He then heard a deafening roar from above: a giant creature inside something tank like was shrieking: the roar seemed to call Metroids from everywhere to attack Razer, who had apparently disturbed the...things sleep. He immediately recognized the beast as one of the Metroid commanders. He remembered also that in one of the bases that he infiltrated, the computer called him/her Parasite Queen. He snorted. This, a queen? I wonder if the king is any more uglier than this one. He immediately saw a path that would allow him to the cliff that that the Parasite Queen was on. Unfortunately, there seemed to be over 50 metroids blocking the way. Razer smiled grimly. It is unfortunate that the Metroids have decided to battle me rather than run away-that way they would at least survive a bit longer. He then suddenly dashed up the path, threw about ten bombs in the air and just as he reached where the Parasite Queen was the bombs exploded, not only killing most of the Metroids as well as harming the rest, but also destroying the path, stopping any land-based form to stop coming here. He then looked up at the Queen. He nearly retched. It looks even more hideous when I get closer! Anyhow, he took up the battle stance that his father had when he was fighting with the Metroids as the Queen shrieked once more, and then lashed out.

Vortex: Well that's for all now, folks. The fight will mostly occupy the next chapter, so I left it out. And I will try to make the chapters longer, I promise, okay?

Extreme: I just hope you can. Anyway, see ya'll next time!