stuka
dive bombing into paradise

naked snake and the tsuchinoko

"Eat me," said the tsuchinoko from a mouse trap, "and I will take you to paradise."

So Naked Snake pickled it in brine, slathered it with ground up glowcaps, cooked it over an open fire, and finally ate it; it was delicious.

The tsuchinoko kept good on its word and led Snake through the jungle, past the movie theatre where he fingered his first girlfriend, into the empty nest of a Boss bereft of her charge, and out into the field twinkling with diamond explosions and screeching with German dive bombers.

When the time came in a white hot splash, he wrinkled his nose judiciously:

Paradise smelled like vomit.