It was a quiet evening in the Tenoh household as Haruka, Michiru, and Hotaru sat down to watch television, their usual Sunday activity. However, as they flipped through the channels to find Finding Nemo playing on the Disney channel, they suddenly heard a loud, shrill scream from upstairs.

"Setsuna?" Michiru called, jumping up from the couch along with the others. They looked at each other and pulled out their transformation wands, causing the living room to erupt with bright lights.

After they were clad in their short skirts and heels, they dashed up the stairs and threw open Setsuna's door, only to reveal the green haired senshi clutching her green hair, a pure look of horror etched across her face.

"Setsuna-mama?" Sailor Saturn panted, leaning against the door frame. "Why did you scream?"

"FIRST THEY MAKE ME A DWARF PLANET, AND NOW THEY'RE CALLING ME PLUTOID?" She cried in horror.

"What?" Uranus detransformed and tilted the computer screen so she could see. "'In short: small round things beyond Neptune that orbit the sun and have lots of rocky neighbors,'" she read.

"That's all I am now! A small round thing beyond Michiru with neighbors!" Setsuna sobbed into her hands.

"Well," Haruka said, "I think it's obvious who's to blame here."

"Those horrible scientists!" Setsuna moaned.

"No, not what I was thinking." They all looked to Haruka. "I blame...the guardian of Neptune herself!"

They all whipped around to stare at Michiru, who blushed nervously and cleared her throat.

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AN: Stupid scientists. Just can't leave well enough alone. Might use this for SMX if I ever come back to it. It's sort of dead right now. I just couldn't help but write a crack fic when I read the plutoid thing. XD

Google the plutoid nonsense. It's true. D:

Originally planned to post this tomorrow morning, but I'm leaving for Chicago tomorrow at eleven, so I didn't know if I'd get around to it. So I posted it now! Yay!

Happy Windsday! (Ten bonus points if you can guess the reference.)