2 and a half hours later.

Deadpool is using a plunger to unclog the monster left behind by Hulk. After all this time the toilet is finally unclogged.

Deadpool: Well there goes 2 and a half hours of my dignity that I'll never get back again.

Spider-man: And this is an addition to a lifetime of dignity that I'll never get back in my life.

Deadpool: Dude I said I was sorry.

Spider-man: I don't give a shit!

They both walk back to the counter.

Spider-man: This whole fucking day has been a goddamn catastrophe. First I come in when I'm not even suppose to, then I accused of being a necrophile at the funeral of America's poster boy, I'm shot out of a fucking window and pass out at the front door, and I just saw the aftermath of a mini Hiroshima! This is all another reminder of how my life suck!

Off screen voice: AHEM!

The 2 clerks lift up their heads to see their friend the Silver Surfer buying a mountain of chips and candy.

Silver Surfer: Excuse me your life sucks? I'd switch places with you in a fucking heartbeat but I'm stuck serving Galactus' lazy ass. Helping him find planets was one thing but life for me has been Hell ever since someone introduced him to junk food.

FLASHBACK

Silver Surfer on his surfboard is floating next to Galactus who has grown fat ever since the time he was introduced to junk food. Not only that but instead of his usual armor, he's wearing a robe over a dirty tank top and blue and pink boxers. His ship now has a folding chair and tv and he's eating a box of mini muffins.

Galactus: Galactus loves chocalate...but he can't eat it or else he'll get fat. But it's SOOOOOO good.

Galactus finishes the box of mini muffins.

Galactus: Now go my Silver Surfer. Soon the hunger of Galactus shall return!

Silver Surfer: You just ate a box of mini muffins.

Galactus: Do not...question...the almighty...

Galactus falls asleep and the Surfer flies away.

END FLASHBACK

Silver Surfer: So next time don't go around complaining about your life until you've faced the suffering of others.

The shocked duo ring the Surfer up.

Spider-man: Thanks... that'll be 64.95.

The Surfer takes his food and begins to leave.

Deadpool: Wait, Surfer can you tell Galactus to watch where he farts, I think his gas is getting too close to the sun.

Spider-man: Yeah and I think his burps are what's causing Global Warming.

Silver Surfer: Will do.

He phases through the roof and leaves.

Spider-man: You know he's right. Compared to him I have a pretty good life. Sure I had a better life back then with money and a wife but hell dude if it weren't for you teaching me to stop giving a fuck, I'd have killed myself a long time ago. I'm sorry for giving you hell today Deadpool.

Deadpool: Eh it's okay man.

The two friends share a friendly hug. However their friendly moment was destroyed by the chime of the door opening.

Off-screen voice: FAGS!

They pull away from their hug and turn to see the towns worst nightmare...VENOM! Spider-man smacks himself in the face.

Spider-man: Oh no.

Venom: Oh yes pussy.

Deadpool: What's going on here?

Spider-man: You mean you've never heard the story of how after the symbiote seperated from Brock and got his own physical form?

Deadpool: No.

Spider-man: After that happend he sued me for all the money I made from the movies because of his appearance in Spider-man 3.

Venom: That's right pussy and all thanks to your money I'm now a rich and sucessful symbiote with women at my feet 24/7! Whether they want to or not.

Spider-man: Listen asshole, the only reason you got rich and sucessful is because you had a bunch of crocodile tears to convince the jury of your little sob story!

Venom: Yeah well I'm still better than you Parker. At least I'm not wasting my life away spitting at other food, I just poison them or outright kill the fuckers.

Spider-man: Mother fucker get out!

Venom: Make me you little wuss!

Venom pushes Spider-man. After that Spidey loses all patience and lunges at his enemy but Venom grabs him and starts slamming his head against the floor drawing blood. After that's done Venom grabs Spider-man by the neck and holds him against the wall choking him.

Venom: Die you little prick!

Deadpool: Don't worry bro, I'll save you!

Deadpool takes out his AK-47, fires and poses proudly with his eyes closed.

Spider-man: Deadpool...

He opens his eyes to see that the bullet went through Venom and hit Spider-man in the stomach. Venom drops Spider-man's body and kicks it.

Venom: Burn in Hell you little dick.

Venom leaves and Deadpool goes over to his friend and cradles his head in his lap.

Spider-man: Deadpool... I just want you...to know...you're a good friend but you suck at shooting.

Spider-man's eyes close.

Deadpool: !

Spider-man: Hey Deadpool you wanna close up early and go see a flick.

Deadpool stops his screaming to see that his best friend is fine and healthy.

Deadpool: Spidey y-y-you're alive.

Spider-man: Of course I am numb-nuts. I'm Marvel's poster boy, do you really think they'll kill me off?

Deadpool: Well I heard this thing was a non-cannon fanfiction.

Spider-man: Rhetorical question genius now come on let's go out and enjoy our lives.

They both stand up.

Deadpool: Shouldn't we clean the store first?

Spider-man: We'll handle it in the morning.

Deadpool: My thoughts exactly.

They close up the store and walk down the street towards the movie theatre.

Spider-man: You know I'm actually looking foward to going to work tomorrow.

Deadpool: Yeah...hey you think this'll get a sequel.

Spider-man: What Wall-e?

Deadpool: No a-hole the fanfiction.

Spider-man: Meh depends on reviews.

The Hero Clerks walk away not worrying about the problems of others. Specifically all the hereos who're outside the Marvel Quick Stop banging on the windows wanting to get in.

Iron Man:(drunk) Come on'sh I need more beer!

THE END

I just want to give a big shout out to Captain Deadpool for all his reviews. It's because of your love for this story that I continued it. Now if this didn't end the way you wanted it to, don't worry they'll be a few sequels and one shots and I'll get to them as soon as I can.