A/N: Why am I doing something like this? Don’t ask- I don’t know.

Disclaimer: If I owned this, this little scene would become reality. Unfortunately…

Thoughts in itallics

“You expect to be better at defeating Akuma when you don’t train?”

“I train in the mornings, bakanda!” Kanda only glared at Allen.

Lenalee and Lavi watched the scene with irritation.

Kanda and Allen were arguing AGAIN.

Lately, that was all they seemed to be doing. It was becoming extremely annoying. It had gotten to the point where Kanda had become less sensitive to Lavi’s teasing because he was so angry.

Luckily, Lavi had just the plan.

“What do you ever do?” Kanda asked sarcastically.

“Well, you don’t let anyone watch you train either!”

The innocence were all connected to each other in some way, and when all the pieces were pieced together, they could become the ultimate weapon.

When they did, the exorcists would all be united, both in heart as well as soul.

If only he could find a way to join Allen’s and Kanda’s innocence, if only he remembered how, he was confident that they would never argue again. What was that again?

Ah, yes, now he remembered.

The first step was to get them close together. Yes. That was simple enough. Yet again, they were arguing. This time, they didn’t even make it to the cafeteria.

He was quite sick of it.

He shivered as he reached out to grab their hands. With a few words that even he didn’t understand, he opened a connection between them. The innocence seemed to fly out of the sword and the hand momentarily before returning to their hands.

“There!” he told them triumphantly, “Now I hope that you’ll finally stop arguing.” With that, he stormed out of the cafeteria, partly due to anger and partly because he was worried about what would happen to him if he had stayed there long enough to witness them walking from the confusion, taking Lenalee with him.

After all, he didn’t think they’d be very happy when they realised that now, they could only go along with each other and not argue any more.

In fact, he realised that Kanda would be tempted to kill him.

“What happened?”

“Whatever happened, it was all your fault, Moyashi!”

“It’s ALLEN! And I have no idea what happened! It was probably YOUR fault!”

Lavi winced as he heard them argue from his room. He wouldn’t mind going back to correct them, but he was sure they would attack him viciously.

Whatever had gone wrong?

He sighed as he walked to his room to check out the incantation again. This time, he had enough time to read about the full repercussions of the incantation before storming into the cafeteria.

As his eyes rolled over the pages quickly, his face turned ghastly pale.

There were only two ways to look at this- either he managed to blackmail the two and enjoy himself here, or he was going to be ripped apart by Yuu-chan.

That was the wrong incantation.

The incantation he wanted was the one to help them work together more efficiently, but the one he spoke was the one that bonded them together. Just great. The effects weren’t even documented, so there was nothing he could do about it. He flipped though the pages hurriedly, before realizing that there was absolutely no way to remove the bond.

He wondered how he was going to tell them the fact that if one of them died, so would the other.

He decided not to.

‘Stupid bakanda, why can’t he just give in to me for once?!”

Kanda looked around. Allen was sitting very far from him. That soft voice would never have carried. He sighed. He was paranoid.

‘I’d better relax more often,’he thought.

‘I’d better relax more often.’

Allen looked around. he was just about the shout to Kanda that relaxation was what he badly needed, but he realised how far Kanda was from him. Unless everyone else heard, he couldn’t have heard those words.

‘I’m paranoid,’ he told himself.

‘I’m paranoid’

The thought was not his.

He really needed to rest. What was wrong with him?

‘Why am I hearing Allen’s voice in my head?’

‘Why am I hearing Allen’s voice in my head?’

Frustrated, Allen yelled, “Well, I’m hearing your voice too!”

A bead of sweat made its way down Kanda’s head. Something was wrong. Then, he remembered a flash of red before they both landed flat out unconscious. Lavi. He felt murderous rage consume him. What had Lavi done?!

‘You mean, Lavi did THIS?!’

Kanda winced.

‘Yes. I’m going to murder him.’

‘Finally, something we agree on. I’d like to kill him too.’

‘Just don’t get in my way.’

With that, Kanda grabbed Allen’s head and dragged him to Lavi’s room.

“What do you think Kanda’s going to do?” Lavi asked.

“ Well, I think he's going to grab Allen's hand and drag him here, unsheathing mugen and attempt to kill you.”

“You don’t have to be that pessimistic.”

“ No, I’m watching Kanda unsheathe mugen now,” Lenalee remarked.

“Don’t worry, I don’t think Allen will let him kill us.”

“ Since I’m a girl, it’s only you. And yes, I think you’re right. Allen won't let kanda kill you.”

“Really?”

“Yes, especially since Allen’s begun to drag Kanda’s hand and activating his crowned clown. I think he wants to kill you for himself,” she stated calmly.

Lavi shivered.

A/N: Poor Lavi. Again. Hope you enjoyed it!