Author: kool-aidrocks2008 PM
Sequel to What Jay Did To Alex. We all know what happened to poor Lexi but now, she's gettin revenge! Come join the gang as they find out what happens when a man is given estrogen. JAY/MARCO FRIENDSHIP. SLIGHT PALEX. MAINLY MARCO AND JAYRated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Alex & Paige M. - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 03-16-09 - Published: 06-24-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4345597
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This is a sort of Epilogue to Lexi's Revenge that could lead into part three if you guys want.
Marco's lost it.
The sound of maniacal laughter could be heard throughout the apartment. There was steam emitting from a pot on the stove. A shadow was cast against the wall giving off the impression of a mad scientist. Dylan Michalchuk walked into his kitchen and flipped on his light.
"Marco? Baby, what's wrong?" he asks sleepily. Snapping his body around quickly, his wide eyes darting all over the room.
"What? Wrong? Nothings wrong. Why would something be wrong? What'd you hear? I had nothing to do with it!" Marco Del Rossi said in a speedy fashion. Rubbing his tired eyes, Dylan focused on his boyfriend for the first time and took in his appearance. He was in his spongebob pajama set and his usually well managed hair was standing around at odd angels. He had a wild, asylum patient look in his eye and he was standing over a pot.
"Ok," Dylan started slowly. "Why don't you come to bed?" he questions. Marco crouches down a little and looks left, then right, then left again before taking a small step towards his boyfriend.
"Because the mole people wanna eat me." he whispers in all seriousness. Blinking, Dylan eyes the phone carefully.
"What?" he asks easing towards it. Marco nods his head, spinning in a slow circle.
"I heard them whispering then Joe told me they were in the kitchen so I found em and cooked em but I think I made their leader mad." he says. Moving to the phone and grabbing a phone book, Dylan pauses with his hands on his hips.
"Who the hell is Joe and why are you talking to him at one in the morning?" he asks. Marco jumps in a circle to face Dylan.
"Joe's the guy beside you." he says then turns back to the wall. Marco picks up a broom and starts swinging at an innocent dust bunny. "Die evil bunny! Die!" he yells to the cowering dust bunny. Dylan looks to his side where Marco had pointed and only sees Paige's teddy bear, Lauren, that sits in the kitchen in a high chair. Then he focuses back on his boyfriend whose on the floor having an intent conversation with.....a slice of bread.
"Marco, have you been doing drugs?" he asks quickly. Marco stops mid conversation with his bread slice and looks at Dylan.
"Of course not, why would you ask that?" he asks with darting eyes.
"I don't know......maybe cus you're talkin to a slice of bread!" Dylan yells.
"Shhh! You'll hurt her feelings!" Marco chastises stepping in front of the sensitive bread. Dylan shakes his head and leaves the kitchen.
"I'm going to go to sleep and wake up and this will all be a nightmare and I will not need to commit my boyfriend....." his voice trails off into their shared bedroom. Oh, if only he knew.........