A/n: Hey! I’m updating… I am the only one who wrote in this chapter. So naturally, it’s shorter than the others but not the shortest. And I am in a typing mood and none of my fave stories (except like, two) so I have time. Plus I’m not in the mood to watch anime. So, I’ll just type…and type…and type until my little heart is tired of typing. And I’ll be all like ‘back the fuck away. I am typing, can’t u see that?’ So... let’s get on w/ my a/n!

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Thank you all readers. I am feeling happy now…

Chapter 14

I don’t like it when a girl has fucked up teeth. It like a battle of epic proportions. Their all going ‘I’M A MOLAR WISDOM TOOTH! GET THE FUCK OF OUT MY GUMS!’

-Dane Cook, Retaliation (disk 2)

(Sakora pov) meanwhile…

As Gaara relaxed more, I offered him a place to sit. He took the offered and sat next to me.

“What’s w/ the whole ‘twinkle star of pony land’ thing?” Gaara asked.

“That is an interesting story actually. A couple of months ago, I wrote ‘Gaara of the desert’ and the Suna symbol on my arm every day, shut up. So Sakara was all… ‘twinkle… starofponyland!’ she calls our friend, Tessa, a pony and I don’t know where she got twinkle star and I really don’t want to know…” I yawned (heh, I yawned as I was typing the word). I scooted closer to him and layed my head on his shoulder. I could feel him tension up a little, but he let me.

(Squidgy pov)

As I listened to the story (he doesn’t have a pole shoved so far up his ass he can’t listen to a girl talk.), I saw her eyelids drooping. She was getting tired. She scooted closer to me and put her head on my shoulder. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. What am I supposed to do? I decided to just let her. Soon I felt her breathing even out. She was asleep. Fuck.

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(the next morning! Finally! It took us like 8 chapters and 73 pages to get to the 3rd day. Yay!)

(Sakora pov)

My eyes opened slowly, not wanting to see the bright sun. I looked over to see I had fallen asleep on Gaara. His arm was around me.

Why didn’t he move me?

I know! That pervert!

He was being nice dumbass!

You just called yourself a dumbass! And so! Why is his arm around us, hm?

1. I still don’t consider you to be a part of me. And 2 warmth.

I hate you.

“Deal w/ it.”

“You know, talking to yourself is the first sigh of insanity.”

“Then why doesn’t Sakara talk to herself? And sorry, ya know, for falling asleep on you.” I blushed.

“It’s okay.”

“Let’s go. We’ll want to get to Konoha soon.” I said, standing up.

“Yeah,” he stood up as well and walked out.

I started putting my stuff away. I finally rolled up my sleeping bag. I was lacking a brush so I just ruffled my hair a little and walked outside. Sakara and kakashi walked up.

“Hey!” I called. Sakara ran up and hugged me. Kakashi just mumbled something. “You got kakashi to stay up w/ you, didn’t you?”

“maybe.” We laughed. “So, how are things w/ Gaara?”

“They could be better but fine I guess. Why?”

“No reason.” I eyed her suspiciously.

“Okay, whatever.” I started to walk away when Sakara stopped me.

“Go get Gaara. I want to do something.”

“What are you gonna do?”

“Just a um… friendship ritual… yeah! That’s it! Just a friendship ritual! Yep!”

“Okay?” I went to start to look for him

-

“Yo Gaara!” I yelled. He was waking up Kanky and Temari. “Sakara wants to do some ‘friendship ritual’ on us.”

“Okay?”

“Same thing I said.”(XD)

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We got back to camp and Sakara was waiting. “Come w/ me.” we followed her into my tent. “sit.” We sat down. “Now close your eyes and relax.” We did so. I felt her grab the back of my head and push my forward. SMACK! She smacked our heads together.

“What the hell!?” Gaara yelled.

I rubbed my now sore forehead.

“DAMMIT! I missed!” she said. “Okay! I have to do it again!”

“Oh hell no!” both Gaara and I said.

“Please… just one more time…?” she did a puppy dog pout.

“Oh fine!” we sat back down. Well, I did, I have to pull Gaara down. (Lol XD)

“What exactly are you doing smacking our heads together?” Gaara asked.

“I am making your brains connect…” she looked around nervously “I am not insane.”

“Could have fooled me.” I said.

We got back into the position. She pushed us forward again, only this time, I touched something far more tender.

(Squidgy pov)

Holy shit! I’m kissing her!

Go for it kid! I’ve been deprived of this kind of action for 16 years! Just start fucking her senseless! (I couldn’t resist!)

Shut up you horny demon.

I decided she tasted liked strawberries and the sea. We separated from lack of air. Sakora was blushing madly and turned to Sakara.

“Friendship ritual my ass!”

Okay, maybe she was red from anger. I felt my cheeks get hot. No! Now I’m blushing too! Shit! Fuck! Dammit! Go away!

“Well, you guys weren’t getting anywhere!”

(Sakora pov)

Why the hell am I snapping at her? That could be the single best moment of my life!

It was dumbass!

Shut it.

Pick a flavor.

Huh?

What did he taste like!?

Oh. I licked my lips. Peppermint gum and sand.

(insert girly squeal here) I love that flavor!

Okay then…?

I saw a hand wave in front of my face. “Sakora, are you in there?” Sakara asked me.

“Uh, yeah! I guess I kinda spaced out. Heh.” I laughed sheepishly. I looked over at Gaara. Did he enjoy it? I wondered.

“Ready to go?” Temari asked walking in.

“Um…yeah.” We walked out and took down my tent. “Let’s go!”

“Wheeeeeeee…”

“Why the hell do you keep saying that??” Sasuke asked Sakara.

“I dunno.”

Sarika walked up to Sasuke and grabbed his hand, blushing madly.

“Awwwwwwwwwwwww…” Sakara, Nesera, Temari, the Ostrich, Orochimaru and I all said.

“Shut up.”

(9.5 hours later, people just come out of no where in this story. You should know that by now.)

We were almost to Konoha. The past 9.5 hours had been uneventful. Not that it bugged me or that I bothered to pay attention. I was too busy thinking about the kiss and Gaara.

When we reached the Konoha gates, the guards stopped us.

“Name.”

“Sabaku no Gaara.”

“Sabaku no Temari!”

“Sabaku no-”

“Kanky!” I interrupted.

“KANKURO!” he was too happy.

“Enter.”

Then the guard stopped me. “Name?”

“Uh…-”

“The rest are w/ us!” Temari said.

As we walked in to Konoha, Sakara stepped forward and said, “I have an announcement to make. We have the baby eating problem under control. It’s under control and he’s getting therapy. Just thought you should know.”

“Katy, shut up before you go all loco on our asses.”

“Katy?”

“Never mind…”

“I have to go see Tsunade.” Gaara said and disappeared in a flurry (I like that word) of sand (go sand!).

Out of no where, a shit load of cats ran up and began to attack Sarika.

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A/n: gasp! What’ll happen next? Oh well! I should update by the end of the month. It just depends on how long it takes Sakara and Sarika to write the stuff I want them to write… oh well! In other news… I don’t know. Oh well. See ya at the next chapter! R+R plz!

-Ashley