On a train somewhere in a world that looks like a game…

“What’s your name?” Rover asked.

“Kiro”

“Sounds like a nice name for a girl.”

”I’m a boy!”

“Sorry! It’s ambiguous.

“But you can see me!”

“So where are you headed?”

“…Smashville”

“Been there before, make sure to not look up at the sky to often.”

“Why?”

“We’ve arrived!”

“Nice meeting you Sam!”

Rover waves goodbye as Sam gets off the train and meets Porter.

“Now for the next kid…” Rover thinks to himself.

At the station…

“Welcome to Smashville, here’s an umbrella, things are bound to fall so watch out!” Porter says while handing Kiro an umbrella.

As Kiro gets off the steps he meets a thief.

“Name’s Tom Nook, I was told you are in need of a home?”

Kiro nods.

“Follow me.”

As they head into the next acre, 4 houses stand all small and all the same looking except the direction they are facing and the color of the roofs.

As Kiro explores the interior of the 4 identical houses, he finally chooses the one of the upper left corner.

As he exits the house, a hammer head falls through the roof. Nook shows a surprised expression and walks up to Kiro calmly.

“You’re going to have to pay for that!” He then chuckles madly.

“Look, I- (He’s offering a home I shouldn’t argue) will pay for that.”

“Ok good…you have a free radio and wall and carpet, plus the roof color, the gyroid and the roof it will come up to 20,250 bells!” Tom said while holding his hand out in glee.

As Kiro checks his sack, he gets nervous upon only seeing 200 bells.

“Uh…”

“Is something the matter?”

“What if I pay you back gradually?”

“You can not bargain here in the real world, child, you must pay up your end of the bargain, that’s how life works.”

As Kiro looked up, several coins fell from the sky.

A little later…

“Well you’re short several bells, but you can work at my store to pay it back, just turn right 3 times and go up twice, it’s a cozy shack, you can’t miss it.”

As he leaves he turns around.

“And where this…”

Later at Nook’s

“You’re late!”

“Look I don’t mean to whine, but why a maid’s outfit?”

“Because not only will you appeal to the customers, you will also shall do some business for me.”

Somewhere on a family friendly site…

“What’s wrong rated E for everyone?”

“I feel cold…”

“Yes there, there, you’re almost there!”

“It-it won’t fit!”

“Keep pushing, you’re almost there!”

“But it’s going to get all over me!”

“Nonsense, just keep pushing it and it will fit!”

“Alright.”

As Kiro pushes a box of junk onto a higher shelf in a maid outfit Tom cleans the shelves.

“You’re first duty, -chuckle- duty is to deliver this couch –points- to Olivia.”

“In this outfit?”

“You’re right…”

“This dumb leaf uniform makes me itchy…but its better then some skirt…” He shivers at the thought.

“You the delivery boy?”

“Yes…” Kiro says with a sad look that looks like he’s been abused.

“Just move it in here.”

“Which direction?”

“Down there is fine.”

-Click-

“What was that?” Kiro asked

“You in that literal leaf uniform, you look cute in poison ivy.” She teased.

As he leaves the house he runs to his house and stripes out of his “uniform” and changes to his casual wear.

As he returns the shop Tom drops his black leather clothes.

“How dare you change!”

“We barely know each other!”

“Your clothes!”

“I’ll sue for future dressings that are odd.”

“Fine, kids are so ungrateful these days…”

“You’re next job will be to plant these flowers around the shop, so don’t get crazy now…here –hands them over-“

As Kiro returns from the outside Tom talks to him.

“That will be 480 bells…”

“You’re job will be to meet everyone in town, and trust me, I’ll know when you do meet everyone.”

As Tom waves goodbye Kiro leaves as fast as he can.

“I forgot to get a map…or directions…guess I’ll just aimlessly wonder.”

As Kiro bumps into a tree a bee hive comes down and he runs back into the store.

“I need a map!”

“50 bells.”

“Ok fine, just take it out of my pay check.”

“Glad we both agree.”

He hands it over and its on crude crayon.

“Who made this?”

“My nephews.”

As he tried to read the map he hits a tree and a leaf falls on his head.

“Ow.”

As he grabs it he puts it in his pocket.

As he continues to read the confusing map, he runs into someone.

“Sorry about that I’ve been trying to read this map and-“

“It’s no problem boy-o!”

“Irish sir- uh…”

“Cooper, and yes! Do you need help lad?”

“I need a map, the shop owner gave me a faulty one.”

“Say no more.”

Cooper hands him a map.

“Stay out of trouble and greet the mayor boy!”

“I will, thanks!”

As Kiro walks away he smiles and looks at the official map with great intensity.

“Ok 30 acres and many people too meet…Let’s start at the post office…”

As Kiro walks into acre A1 (stake-sauce) He sees the town hall and steps inside.

“Hi, I’m new!” He says looking around, only to find one female pelican.

“Hi, my name is Pelly, how may I help you?”

“I’m new and need to know what these symbols on this map mean.” Kiro says showing the map.

“This envelope here is the town hall, you can send and store letters, pay for your house and dump junk here. The pink square is the train station. The red looking house is Tom Nook’s shop. Looking downward at the lower acres, the oil looking symbol is the fountain, where you can check the progress of the town. The green house, which isn’t green, is the museum in which you can donate items to making your town look better! There’s also a café in the basement and a observatory on the second floor.”

“What about this X marked spot?”

“The X marked spot is where missiles land!”

“…”

“I’m kidding!”

“Ok…so what is it?”

“It’s the police station! These last two spots; the golden rectangle is the dock and the orange shirt is the Mabel Sister’s design studio. And that is all the places in this town.”

“Thank you!”

As Kiro leaves Pelly looks downward.

“Alright Phyliss where’s the money?”

“Hmm!” She mumbles with a terrified look.

As Kiro exits he heads south of the hall and sees a house.

“I guess this is a neighbor.”

As he heads downward he sees a purple creature and is startled.

“Hi, excuse me, I am new and I was wondering-“

“ZZzzzZZZz…”

“Wonder what I can do to wake him up…”

He starts to move him around and eventually he wakes up.

“Huh? Woah, who am I?”

“Huh…I was wondering if you could tell me.”

“Do you have amnesia?”

“No…”

“I’m Bob, the kitty cat, what’s your name, pthhpth?

“I’m Kiro, nice to meet you Bob.”

“You’re very polite Kilo, I’m sorry but I’m sleepy at the moment, please leave a message after the…Zzzzzzzzzz.”

Kiro looks confused and pokes him.

“Ok I’ll eat you later you soft clouds…Let me eat the gummy bears first…”

Bob shrugs and drags him inside his house.

As Kiro puts Bob to bed he looks around and sees the puzzle house.

“It suits his personality as complex, and simple…an interesting mix. I’ll check up on you later.”

As bob sleeps Kiro slowly closes the door. He checks the map.

“You didn’t sing the map song!”

“Wah!” Kiro drops the map in surprise.

“You are new, its ok but don’t drop me or I will rust!”

“You’re just paper though…”

“You think I can just be folded and thrown away? Don’t you know who I am?”

“Here we go again…”

“Look I’ll tell you where to go, so that you can stop opening me. I need shut eye as well!”

Kiro folds the paper.

“HMM!!”

Kiro unfolds the paper.

“I need to talk, just leave me out and I can tell you where to go, I am a GPS after all.”

“Sure…”

“To your right there’s a lake.”

As Kiro looks, he sees the beautiful lake and sees some shadows in the water, he hears the tranquility of the lake and enjoys it.

“Sleeping beauty, let’s go I feel cold being open like this.” The map said sternly.

“Fine, where to next.”

“Go to your house, but go one acre down.”

Kiro does so and looks around.

“Who lives here?”

“Snake.”

Kiro looks around and he knocks on the door, but there’s a sign.

“Look around.”

Before Kiro can even turn, Snake has him in a choke hold.

“How goes it, bunyip?”

“Uh…where are you doing this?”

“Look at how I dress.”

As he lets go of Kiro, Kiro turns to see him dressed as a ninja.

“You’re a bunny?”

“No, I’m dressed as a ninja!”

“No I mean your name is snake and you’re a bunny?”

“Yeah.”

“Isn’t that…ironic?”

“How?”

“Don’t snakes eat bunnies?”

“No they don’t, but they eat other snakes.”

“…”

“Well I’m off to play hide and seek-”

“That sounds safe.”

“TO THE DEATH!”

“…Ok, I’m going to go now.”

As he heads into the right acre he walks fast.

He bumps into someone.

“I’m sorry.”

“It’s ok, just watch where you move next time, ok bucko?”

“Helga Pataki?”

“No, but you ok bucko? You’re confusing me for a girl. Anyways the names Filbert.”

“How many Nickelodeon references are you made of? And you look like a girl!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Anyways, I am a Squirrel.”

“I can see that but if you’re not a boy, why a dress…like Bob?”

“Easier to move in.”

“Is there someone else in your acre whom I can also introduce myself to?”

“Yeah there’s –points-“

“Thanks and nice to meet you!”

Filbert waves goodbye.

“Hi, I’m Kiro.”

“Hey Yankee, I’m Savannah. See that troy?”

“You have a heavy Brooklyn accent…”

“I planted it and grew it and now we have the only Cheery tree among the oranges in this town.”

“Awesome.”

Kiro’s stomach grumbles

“I’ll let you have dis, but you have to do something for me.”

“Sure.”

“Deliver this honker-burger replica to Fil there.”

“Even though he’s a couple of feet away and there are many oranges about, I do love cherries, they’re easy to eat and…”

“Just do it fast please.”

Kiro walks over but Filbert is gone.

“Where’d he go?”

Savannah shrugs.

Kiro knocks on his door but there’s a sign.

“Out, go find me.”

“SNAKE!”

Kiro finds himself in another choke hold.

“You rang, bunyip?”

“I need your help finding Filbert!”

“Are we playing hide and seek…TO THE DEATH?!”

“Stop shaking me! And no! I just need to find him so I can get a cherry.”

“Why not an orange?”

“Didn’t you hear my dramatic monologue?”

“It’s more of an aside.”

“So you did hear it!”

“You better deliver it before it gets cold.” Savannah pointed out.

“What’s in it for me?” Snake asked.

“Fine, I’ll let you kill…uh –looks around- a tree?” Kiro said looking about.

“DEAL!”

As Kiro goes wondering, Snake goes into the trees.

“Finally, some action! Let’s see…”

As Snake talks to himself and looks around he finds Sydney.

He gives her a choke hold and she continues to smile.

“Where is the squirell known as Filbert?”

“That’s cute, sunshine!”

“I’m serious, where is he, bunyip?”

“I don’t know, but if you find him, tell him tag!”

“You are always smiling…its creepy.”

“Happy! Happy! Happy!”

“Hi, I’m new and my name is Kiro.”

“Nice to meet you, Kirot, I’m Emerald, BAM!”

“…No please, don’t, not you, is everyone, oh man…” Kiro said looking as though he is going to have a breakdown.

“Want one of my famous creations to ease your mind?”

“Sure…”

Emerald goes into his house and comes back out.

“Here you go!”

“…”

“Do you like?”

“It’s stationary…”

“No silly look at the stationary!”

“It’s a picture of a cheery…”

“Eat the paper.”

“…”

“Go on, don’t be shy.”

Kiro takes a bite and chews on it and finishes eating it.

“That wasn’t too bad.”

“See? Anyways I’m off to make more of my creations, later!”

“Wait, I-“

He shuts his door and Kiro just leaves with the edible paper.

“Stu” Snake said in a cold tone.

“Where’s Filbert?”

“Snake can I finish eating these pickles?”

“Fine, let me help you.”

Snake kicks the pickle out of Stu’s hand and it flies into the air and he slices it with fancy fast foot work and jumping.

After he lands a rock and a tree split into many pieces, and the pickle lands on the ground still in one peace.

“Uh…NINJA AWAY!” He throws a smoke bomb downwards but it turns out to be a stink bomb.

“I’m the mayor”

“I know you just told me that…5 times…” Kiro said.

“If you excuse me, I need to go and make a snowman.”

“It’s October…”

“I know, that’s why I’m going to the beach!”

“But you just-“

“Excuse me young son, I need to go to the bathroom.”

Tortimer goes into his shell and Kiro leaves as fast as possible.

As Snake finally finds Filbert, Snake looks at his surroundings.

“Filbert, I’ve been looking for you.”

“Really? Oh sorry Snake, I just went one acre up to get some oranges. So what’s up?”

“Not much, later.”

“Alright.”

“What a funny fellow.”