A/N: So…I, Chiharu have decided to make a XigbarxOc fic. ‘Cause let’s face it--Xigbar has no love D: .Pay close attention to the flashbacks at the beginning. And you’ll all be fine loves. Oh yeah, I’d appreciate some good review! They make me really happy! So can I have at least three? Thanks.

A woman opened her eyes and saw a world of white, dim lit colors. She felt lost, and more importantly, she felt a throbbing pain on the left side of her chest. She clutched her aching chest as she struggled to stand up straight. As her vision came to a clearing, she glanced in total awe as she saw tall blue colored trees scratching the sky.

“Wow! Look at all the sparkles!”

The woman’s eyes widened as she looked at some sort of phenomenon. They looked like small, lightly colored orbs dancing in the sky. The woman shook her head to the melodious tune they were singing. She started to walk towards the ominous orbs, but stupidly fell to the ground, tripping over what looked to be a rope of some kind. The woman sat up and glanced at the rope. She tugged on it, and while she did, she began to pull her head. Ah ha! It was her hair! The woman glanced at her hair for a while. She couldn’t quite figure out how she had gotten such long hair. After a while, she stood back up and tried to walk towards the orbs again. This time, she was successful. She stepped into the group of orbs floating in mid air. They began to glow a bright light. She reached her hand out, wanting to know what it would feel like if she touched one.

“Who is there?”

The woman quickly looked at a man holding a flashlight in his hand. The man was a slightly short blonde, wearing goggles around his neck. His eye’s were green, and had spirals in them. He also had a weird sounding accent. The woman smiled a sincere smile at him. He could join her.

“What’s your name? Are you here to play with the sparkles too?”

As the man observed the woman, he noticed that she was bare. Naked, if you will. Though, she smiled at him, as if she was absolutely comfortable without wearing clothes. A normal man would have taken advantage of her right there; but then again, he wasn’t any ordinary man.

“My name is Rin. I have a travel agency right outside these woods. Are you under the influence by any chance?”

The woman pondered Rin’s comment for a while.

“Who me? Nah…couldn’t be.” She said, in a cheery tone of voice. This girl was clearly an idiot. That, or she really was intoxicated.

“Please…come with me. I’m sure we have something you can try on, free of charge of cores.”

In a matter of seconds, Rin found himself staring at the woman’s amethyst right eye, and her azure right eye face to face. This made his face turn a deep crimson color.

“You’re kinda jumpy!” She giggled.

Chapter 1: Boneless Banana, Thirty Nine Cents A Pound

I don’t like to blend in with the crowd,

I don’t like it quite, I like it loud.

I’m spontaneous, deliorous, and all in between.

Live like there’s no tomarrow,

know what I mean?

- Skye Sweetnam, Unpredictable.

Demyx walked the cold streets of Traverse Town. It was extremely cold out side, so the streets were empty. Demyx liked the streets empty. There was nobody to laugh at him, or send him on stupid missions like good ol’ Xemnas. Who in which he hated by the way. No wait, he loathed Xemnas. That was the only reason he was in Traverse Town. ’Cause of him, and Vexon.

“Stupid Vexon.” Demyx mumbled. “I can’t believe he snitched on me! I thought we were cool!”

Demyx continued to walk with a picture of Xemnas and Vexon’s faces, fuming at him. Ok, so maybe blowing up the castle’s laboratory wasn’t such a good idea. But it was by accident! He apologized over and over again, but they kept yelling at him. And eventually, the other’s started yelling at him to.

“If you don’t go and find something outstandingly important for Vexon’s new project, so Kingdom Hearts help me, I will give you the worst punishment of your existence!”

What the hell was he working on that was so important anyway? And if it was so important, why didn’t he have it locked up of something? Why would he leave out a big Mac if it was concealed as a freakin’ bomb? Hey, can Demyx help it if Axel’s fat ass keeps eating everything good in the fridge? If anything--it was his fault! Demyx cursed under his breath as he glanced at an ice cream kart that looked as if it were decorated by a three year old. Wait--he is giving that piece of crap too much praise. It looked as if someone pulled a number thirty-two on it and then hit it consecutively with a train. Ice cream was even spelled wrong. Demyx refrained from laughing, and then continued to walk.

“Hey, you! Buy some ice cream will ya?”

Demyx quickly turned around. Oh great…. the kart was talking to him. Demyx slapped him self on the fore head and sighed. The last thing he wanted to do was go crazy. Maybe Xemnas was getting under his skin.

“Man, Demyx you gotta get it together.” He said to himself

Demyx started to walk again, but heard faint giggles behind him. Now Demyx was scared. He wouldn’t admit it to anyone, but he is terrified of ghost. And rape. Especially rape. Demyx turned around slowly, and to his surprise, a woman in a T-shirt with brown hair popped up in front of him. He nearly pissed his pants.

“What do you think your doing?! Scaring me like that!” Demyx exclaimed, panting wildly from fear.

The woman smiled at his reaction. Demyx looked at the woman, and a questionable look spread across his face. It was snowing outside. Why did she have on a T-shirt and a pair of shorts on? What was her deal? Was she retarted?

“Are you gonna stand there….or all you gonna buy some ice cream?”

Demyx stood there baffled. What the heck? Selling ice cream while it was snowing? You had to be kidding. Who would buy ice cream in the winter?

“Are you serious? Are you really selling ice cream in the winter?” He had to ask.

“Yeah! Boneless ice cream! Thirty nine cents a pound!”

Demyx busted into laughter. “That has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! I bet you don’t even know your own name!”

“Well…sure! My name is Airxi!” She replied, a bit irritated at Demyx comment. This woman…Airix looked like a woman, but she sounded like a clueless baby. She had some nice curves, but every time she opened her mouth, it sounded like she had brain cancer. Her auburn hair dragged against the snow as she walled closer to the musician.

“W-woah….that was priceless! Please tell me you were joking about that boneless ice cream thing.”

“Well….I had got the fresh from the farm. So--”

Demyx exploded with laughter. Airxi scowled at Demyx’s laughter. She pointed her index finger at his face and flicked his nose. Demyx quickly grabbed his nose and winced in pain.

“Ow…that hurt--”

“Then shut up! Unless you want to die….you will shut your mouth up now.” She yelled at him, a murderous intention deep with in her voice.

Damn, what happened to little miss clueless? Now she was using full sentences? Better yet, sentences that didn’t end with an exclamation point? Something was wrong.

“What the heck is wrong with you? I just thought it was funny--what you said--”

The woman shot a death glare at Demyx. After a long awkward silence, the woman had a smile plastered on her face again.

“Hey! Come back again, kay?”

“Wait, what do you mean come back again?”

Airxi was standing on top of Demyx’s head. She jumped off of it, and jumped into a portal of darkness that she had made appear. Demyx scratched his head.

“What the hell--”

She reappeared, this time, jumping on his back.

“You little monkey! Get off of--!”

Before Demyx finished the sentence, he remembered what Xemnas had said. She appeared to have control over some darkness. This girl had seemed stupid enough….maybe….just maybe…..

“Alright kid! I’m takin’ you to the Organization!”

A/N: More will be revealed about our mysterious delirious Airxi. Why is she so random? Why is Demyx such a scary ass? Why can’t a find my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?! WHY?! And why is Airxi so damn stupid? Tune in for the second chapter! It will get longer in the next coming chapters kay?