Author’s Note: Anyone remember the cartoon “Detention” on KidsWB? Good god, that show was good (WHY WAS IT ONLY 13 EPISODES?!). Anyways, thanks to YouTube, I was able to watch some of it again and—badabing, badaboom—old parody-making senses kicked in.

This time, my victim is…“Yu-Gi-Oh! GX”! Unfortunately, I only saw one episode thanks to a friend but I’m hoping most of it makes sense. All I know is that the kids get into a dueling academy with Seto Kaiba as…principal? Head guy? I forget…either way, I didn’t really have much fun with this. The first few stanzas, yes, but it got incredibly easy at the end. It made me sad. (sniffle)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN "YU-GI-OH! GX" OR "DETENTION" IN ANYWAY

When we got into this monster craze
Our parents told us it was just a phase! (Uh-huh!)
Mom and Dad, we hate to burst your bubble,
As long as we’re dueling, we’re gonna get in trouble!

It doesn’t matter what we draw or play,
‘Cause Seto Kaiba always gets his way.
When we try to strategize corrections
We always lose control and wind up in detention!

Detention! Uh-oh!
No screaming out your plays now
No ninja-throwing cards now

Detention! Uh-oh!
We’ll follow regulations
At least until our graduation!

Detention!