Disclaimer: Nope, i still don't own it (sadly). If i did, there would be a re-make by now. Actually, there would be several seeing as i would re-do 8 & 9 also. Anyway...

A.N: I do not mean to steal anything, as these type of things are all over the internet. These came from my head, honest.

The Ten Commandments of: Cloud

must have gravity defying hair.

must be stuck in a love triangle.

must ask Tifa out in thou own way.

must wield the 7 swords of kickass.

must be extremely over emotional, but rarely ever show it.

must never be simple. Even when simple is the easiest thing.

must loathe ShinRa.

must love adopted orphan children.

must own a pimped out motorcycle.

must defeat Sephiroth over, and over, and over, and over, and over…

If i do get a few good reviews, i will continue this. All suggestions will be counted, but please PM them to me. If you don't, your suggestion could end up as a spoiler. Reviews are most welcome, as always. And check some of my other stuff, i could use some more reviews. You review me, i reveiw you. Later,

Dirge