A/N: My friend Erica and I were talking some time during the school year and we came up with this, ever since then she's been asking and reminding me to write it. So here it is! Enjoy!

Neither Erica nor I own Twilight.

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Me: Hello and welcome every one.

Silence

Chris: There's no one here but you, Erica, Jacob and me.

Me: Bad dog!

Erica: Jess, be quiet. Now, Chris, Jacob,

They both nod their heads

Erica: Jess and I are going to train you!

Chris: (mouth drops to the ground). What the heck?

Jacob: (Is laughing his tail off).

Me: You can just conceder this Obedience school! Erica is the teacher and I'm the co-teacher! Her assistant!

Chris: You have got to be kidding me!

Me: Nope!

Erica: Now sit boy!

Chris: No!

Erica: Jess, heavy school books in a back-pack please.

Me: Here you go master! (Hands her what she asked for then gets another back-pack with school books in it for my self).

Chris: (Gulps). What are you going to do with those?

Erica: Oh nothing, just as long as you behave.

Me: (Nods head). Now, do as master Erica said and sit!

Chris: (Drops to the ground).

Me: Good boy. (Hands him a treat).

Chris: Hay this is cat food!

Me: You'll get doggy treats later on, that is if you behave.

Erica: (Looks at Jacob). You! Roll over!

Jacob: (Was laughing but stops. Smiles, turns into a wolf and rolls over).

Me: Yay! Good puppy! (Hands him stake).

Chris: Hay! Why does he get stake?

Erica: Because he was good.

Me: Oh! I got an idea!

Chris: Wow! Some one call the news! This is a rare event!

Me: (Glares at him then grins).

Erica: (Glares at him then turns back to me). What's your idea?

Me: We should each train one of them! You can train Jacob, (points to Jacob then turns and looks at Chris with an evil grin on my face), and I can train Chris.

Erica: (Looks at me then Chris then back at me. Grins). Okay. (Walks over to Jacob).

Erica and Jacob: (Go some where else).

Me: (Glares at Chris).

Chris: (Whimpers).

Me: We're going to have lots of fun. Now what was that you said about my ideas and rare events?

Chris: AH!

Later that day

Erica and Jacob: (Return from where ever they were).

Erica: Good dog! (Hears some thing then looks over).

Me: ( Is sitting on a throne, eating grapes and using Chris as a leg rest). Oh, hi Erica! Wanna take a seat? I had Chris make a throne for you too! And a big doggy bed for Jacob!

Erica: LOL.

Jacob: (Is rolling on the ground). LOL.

Chris: Some one save me,

Me: ;)